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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 15, 2007 23:48:21 GMT -5
Lady Lugiasian sat on her throne, pouting. She had been hoping that today would have as few deaths as day four. After all, a lot of people turned up to watch these sort of events. The villagers entered, and she greeted them with a flick of her wrist.
"Welcome, or whatever... Don't bleed too much on the new carpet." She said, and snapped her fingers.
"Now, I know that some of you here are good at singing, poetry, mathematics, or somesuch. How about I give you a game that utilizes some of this speed? This one's REALLY simple. I'm going to have people run through the room, carrying bags of Drachma. And you tackle them and take the money."
RULES: I will post at various times with sentences describing various people running through the room, and label them after the sentence as "BOUNTY _" You go and state that you tackle/otherwise stop that bounty.
Ex.: "I tackle him, knocking him off his feet. (BOUNTY 2)"
First to claim a bounty wins it. You may tackle one per every post on here that I make until the end of Night 5. (This means once for a SINGULAR post. These can't be rolled over to other posts that I make.)
Loogs clapped dryly, and instantly, heads began peeking around the corner.
First up was a rabbit, with a bag of Drachma (35) tied to its neck. It bolted as fast as it could for cover. (BOUNTY 1)
Second came a familiar face, DZtheCursed. He snorted and chuckled like an episode of Beavis and Butthead as he ran for a spot to hide his bag of Drachma (20) (BOUNTY 2)
Third was Whicker, who ran backwards with a bag of drachma (15) tied to his foot. (BOUNTY 3)
IT IS NOW NIGHT! BEGIN YOUR VOTING, MAFIA!
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 16, 2007 0:16:49 GMT -5
Andurin ran up to DZtheCursed, sprang into the air (in slow motion), and drop kicked the fellow. (BOUNTY 2)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 16, 2007 0:45:28 GMT -5
"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [Whereupon the friar is urged, "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen."
"ONE! TWO! FIVE!" "Three, sir!" "THREE!" *throw*
The Holy Hand Grenade annihilates the rabbit and Babs takes its loot. (BOUNTY 1)
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 16, 2007 5:44:57 GMT -5
*Tackles the Wicker* Bounty (3)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2007 10:07:00 GMT -5
A man in a rowboat begins trying to scoot across the floor before he gets trashed. In his boat is two bags, each of 20 drachma! (BOUNTY 4) (TWO PEOPLE MAY CLAIM)
A very thin mime tries to sneak by, but their jingling bag (15 Drachma) betrays them. (BOUNTY 5)
A large, porcine man trudges along with a gargantuan sack (50 Drachma) over his shoulder. He seems to be unusually sturdy. (It takes two tackles to stop this man. He stays available until his bag is taken.) (BOUNTY 6)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 16, 2007 10:24:59 GMT -5
Babs whips a flamethrower out of his back pocket and proceeds to shoot it at the boat. Once the silly man's boat is nonexistent, Babs walks over and swipes 20 drachma. (Bounty 4)
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 10:44:29 GMT -5
Pohatu pulls out a lasso and handily reins in the rowboat man's other bag, which fortunately was not harmed in the destruction of said rowboat. (Bounty 4)
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Post by Damien on Apr 16, 2007 10:54:22 GMT -5
Pikachu baseball bats the mime right between the eyes and steals his bag of drachma (BOUNTY 5)
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 16, 2007 11:07:25 GMT -5
*Pope jumps on the porcipine* YOUCH! That hurts! *The Porcipine begins to crawl away* Oh no you dont!, Pope shouted as he got back up to his feet.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 11:18:53 GMT -5
"Porcine", not "porcupine". Pohatu tackles the pig-like human being one more time to make off with his drachmas. (Bounty 6)
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 16, 2007 11:26:14 GMT -5
*whispers to Pohatufan* Pssssssssssssstttt. You cant do that, you already jumped on row boat guy. And... Well, sorry, I'm like Don Quixote and belive that man to be a porcupine, his hair is spikey, that's good enough for me.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 11:28:59 GMT -5
Hmm... you're right. I struck it out.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2007 12:04:52 GMT -5
Photu gets it, I suppose.
A dancing Banana Charlestons his way out onto the floor, pumping his bag of drachma (25) in the air. (BOUNTY PBJ)
A cow bolts through, with 10 drachma tied around its neck. (Bounty TIP)
And Antonio Banderas struts across the room, inviting people to tackle him by waving 10 drachma. (BOUNTY HOT)
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 12:49:57 GMT -5
Ahh, I'll give the 50 drachmas to the Pope. He was right that I posted out of turn.
But THIS isn't out of turn! Pohatu lashes out with his long prehensile tongue and snatches the drachmas away from the dancing banana. Upon reflection he lashes out again and snatches the banana. "Yum," he says by way of clarification. (BOUNTY PBJ)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 16, 2007 12:59:04 GMT -5
Aha, Lee is subtly implying that we should tip the cow... "I shall do one better, my friend!" *Builds enormous catapult* "Now to bribe the cow onto it... Come here!" *Cow doesn't move* "...If you don't get on the catapult, I'm going to eat you." *Cow gets on catapult* "Ahaha!" *takes its 10 drachma* *launches Cow clear across the ocean to New Jersey anyway* (Bounty TIP)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2007 13:50:17 GMT -5
Antonio Banderas sneaks away.
3 Bounties incoming!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2007 13:52:52 GMT -5
An oglops hops from stop to stop, with a lopsy bag (15) on top. (BOUNTY CID)
A speeding chariot races across the floor, trailing flames and dragging a bag (25). (BOUNTY DLT 539)
Oscar the Grouch rolls by with a can full of Drachma (20) for the taking. (BOUNTY CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET)
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 14:16:53 GMT -5
Pohatu fires up his Podracer, overtakes the chariot, snatches the bag, and gives the horses a modest dose of his concealed flame jets for good measure. (BOUNTY DLT 539)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 16, 2007 14:53:22 GMT -5
Oscar hasn't been paying rent. So, much like an angry landlord, Baboon evicts the angry green Muppet from his metal cylinder and takes his 20 drachma. Then, since he hasn't really done anything fun with this pillaging, kicks the can down a hill. ^_^ (Bounty: CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET)
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Post by Damien on Apr 16, 2007 16:11:13 GMT -5
Pikachu simply kicks the oglops ass and takes it's cash. (BOUNTY CID)
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 16, 2007 16:32:07 GMT -5
Vaxx yells "Hey look a distraction!" just then the chariot driver looks away only to be closelined by Vaxx, who is now standing next to the stopped chariot and holding a bag of drachma. (Bounty DLT 539)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 16, 2007 16:33:30 GMT -5
A bit late there, Vaxx. Potato took it.
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 16, 2007 16:47:06 GMT -5
whoops must have skipped reading that post, sorry.
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 16, 2007 18:18:58 GMT -5
Pope stares at Pohatu, and relizes he has a ton of money now, "I cant let you keep that all, I suggest you surrender some of that to me, or I will requizition it from you." Pohatu does nothing, "Guess Ill have to take it then."
Pope runs at Puhato and steals his bounties.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2007 18:37:08 GMT -5
I gave you those 50 drachmas, ingrate!
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2007 23:05:10 GMT -5
The final results: Photu: 70 Pope: 65 Babs: 85 Pika: 30 Andurin: 20
And all of you also get 5 Bonus drachma for participation!
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