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Post by Tout-Perd on May 16, 2007 19:27:51 GMT -5
The newly resurrected Vaxx walked happily down the street, whistling, occasionally doing peculiar dance moves, sometimes subject to cat calls from the townspeople. Life was good. At least for him.
At that moment, somebody else gave a tremendous shout. The townspeople had found not one, but two bodies. A herd of cows, all with tremendous fangs the size of daggers, milled about the mutilated bodies. Blood spatters blanketed the ground, and it was VERY evident that the two had not had a happy ending.
The host sat in place, musing about this new situation, but also trying to restrain his inner pundit.
"Well, it looks like the Mafia just made a major moove. Oh, hell."
CINDERS IS NOW DEAD! RLRL IS NOW DEAD! VAXX IS NOW ALIVE!
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Post by kazkame on May 16, 2007 19:36:17 GMT -5
i awoke this morning to hear the tune of my dear compadre vaxx returning from the grave. i feel this deep with in my soul , this person has been acting weird for the last couple of days. this man need to explain his sudden and abrupt oddness around town.
VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by Ocelot on May 16, 2007 19:42:46 GMT -5
*Yawn* This will spell the end of Mafia. All I got to say to them is NO GAME.
Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 16, 2007 19:59:11 GMT -5
"Andurin isn't a Mafia member. We know this. Pikachu is. We know this, too."
VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by Vaxx on May 16, 2007 22:04:10 GMT -5
"I forgot how good air tasted!" Vaxx shouted as he slammed his vote onto the table.
Vote: Pikachu
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Post by Baboon on May 16, 2007 22:09:27 GMT -5
Indeed, ch00bs is an Innocent. It has been shown on more than one occasion. Whether you just don't know this, or you have an ulterior motive is unclear, but he is innocent. Since it's been so painfully long since the last Day, I seem to have forgotten how to write a good accusatory statement... But, fortunately, it's quite obvious Pika is Mafia. His responses to a handful of recent activities along with his voting habits are enough to prove his guilt.
VOTE: Pikachu
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Post by prime on May 17, 2007 2:55:58 GMT -5
VOTE: Pikachu
"I am the sniper." End Quote.
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Post by Popebenedict on May 17, 2007 5:36:48 GMT -5
Just one little message, that I really dont think will hurt, where is Bulbs... I rezed him with a unicorn horn, could you check your PM's again... I think you might have missed that.
Vote: Pika
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Post by Damien on May 17, 2007 7:06:35 GMT -5
Indeed, ch00bs is an Innocent. It has been shown on more than one occasion. Whether you just don't know this, or you have an ulterior motive is unclear, but he is innocent. Since it's been so painfully long since the last Day, I seem to have forgotten how to write a good accusatory statement... But, fortunately, it's quite obvious Pika is Mafia. His responses to a handful of recent activities along with his voting habits are enough to prove his guilt. VOTE: Pikachu I don't see how, I've never posted any differently from usual. Meh, I managed to avoid death once, no point attempting it a second time. I have but one request, tell my mother, who lives in sweden, that I died a hero. *sniffle* Vote: Everyone for their collective bastardism.
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 20, 2007 22:14:53 GMT -5
The Host tallied the votes, clicking his tongue. "Now, I know that most of you think that Pikachu will be the one put to death, but I must disappoint you. It seems, that by way of a technicality and crafty use of the rules system, Pikachu's vote has counted 15 times for each of you, meaning: ALL PLAYERS EXCEPT FOR PIKACHU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH!"
The host looked at the gaping crowd, slapped Baboon on the back, and then laughed out loud. "Sorry guys, but I just couldn't resist. Really, Pika, sorry, but you're boned."
Vaxx volunteered this time to perform the execution. Walking up to the raised platform, giving the host the finger, he approached Pikachu. Producing a small parcel, he stuck it to Pikachu's forehead. Patting it as if for good luck, he walked away.
A moment later, a loud beeping began. People in the audience began looking around as if they wondered if their cell phones were ringing. Photu, however, stood up and approached the host.
"My good sir, I do believe that in that last paragraph, you perpetrated an anachronism." Photu said politely, pointing upwards.
"So? It's not as if anybody actually cared for thematics here."
"But I have asserted my Helenic attributes at every possible moment all throughout this plot! I do believe that it is most abhorrent that you cease to pay attention to the little details that allow us, the players, to partake in this game, with our suspension of disbelief at full bore."
"I guess..."
"Excuse me everybody. I'd advise covering your ears." Vaxx said, and stepped away from the stage.
A moment later, and a loud pyrotechnic report, and Pikachu's execution had been performed. The host gaped at the crater, and then looked at Vaxx. Pohatu approached the host once more.
"Mister Host, I'm of the assumption that we just were at the receiving end of yet another anachronism."
PIKACHU IS NOW DEAD! IT IS NOW NIGHT! GO VOTE MAFIA MEMBERS!
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 20, 2007 22:41:21 GMT -5
Yay for being anal about the ancient Greek theme!
and there is no need to comment on the word "anal" being a further contribution to the ancient greek theme
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