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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 7, 2007 8:18:40 GMT -5
Okay guys. We gotta make this one a quickie since I need to go really soon.
Long story short, they tried to kill Kazkame, bunnies and eggs were going to be involved, the Doctor/Nurse came in and saved him, and everyone was happy.
KAZKAME IS NOT DEAD!
Formulate an accusatory statement here.
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Mar 7, 2007 14:27:17 GMT -5
'Aw, no nice story to go with it?' Cinders said, looking rather disappointed. 'Shame. Anyway.
'Since the Host evidently needs to hurry, we need to single out the Mafia fast. It couldn't be Kaz, as we all know he's innocent anyway - and the Mafia just tried to kill him again. Choobs has also escaped death by dinner, and must also be innocent. Lee's the bomb. To cut a long story short, I believe there is only one choice, in his suspicious rezz and obvious Mafia-ness.'
VOTE: Ocelot
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Post by kazkame on Mar 7, 2007 14:32:58 GMT -5
umm lets see whos left that we dont know umm
ocelot and loogs are those who i dont know
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Mar 7, 2007 14:37:12 GMT -5
Li'l tip for you, Kaz: Check the players list against the cemetery list. ^^
EDIT: Which reminds me, Photu, isn't Pikachu dead?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 7, 2007 14:41:10 GMT -5
Isn't he ever! Did I forget to update the Cemetery? I'll do that.
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Post by kazkame on Mar 7, 2007 14:44:54 GMT -5
omg i guess i need to do the math again sry
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Post by Loogs on Mar 7, 2007 19:07:14 GMT -5
"It's easy to see who's the last Mafia."
VOTE: Ocelot
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Post by kazkame on Mar 7, 2007 21:19:00 GMT -5
i have made my decision
VOTE: Ocelot!!!!!
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 7, 2007 22:51:45 GMT -5
"I told you he was guilty."
Vote: Ocelot
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 8, 2007 8:26:50 GMT -5
“By a unanimous consensus – out of everyone who voted, anyway – it is clear that Ocelot must die.” The couple of burly guys start handing out pitchforks. Ocelot looks around, eyes wide, as the townspeople close in. “What – what are you doing? I’m an Innocent! You all saw me die!” “And what a clever ruse it was, getting the Mafia to kill one of their own,” Lee says as his metallic eyes glow red. “Poor the Pope,” adds Cinders. “He inadvertently resurrected a Mafia member! What a poor thing for the Doctor to do.” “That’s right, sweetheart,” says Andurin, conveniently forgetting to add that he was the man responsible for all the burglaries. “See, I told you I wasn’t in the Mafia!” Loogs cries gleefully as she pokes Ocelot with her pitchfork. Kazkame doesn’t say anything. He’s too busy working out how to apply fire to his pitchfork. So that it will be a flaming pitchfork. Of fire. Ocelot chooses this moment to run screaming out of the treemeetingroom, across a rope bridge, into the treehall, out of the treehall, across a rope bridge, into the treevestibule, out of the treevestibule, and down the rope ladder to the ground. But the five townspeople follow close on his heels. As the sun sets, the Host, still up in the treehouse, can hear the shouts rise to a pitch, die down, and then swell into cheers. “Well,” he says, “I suppose that’s that. I’ve protected the town once again from a bloody Mafia uprising. Truly, they would be lost without me.” “Really?” asks one of the burly guys. “I thought last time the Mafia took over the town. You didn’t really protect them at all.” “Kind of a spotty track record so far,” notes the other burly guy. “No consistent pattern. See, if you—” “Shut up!” the Host says. “Do I pay you – and offer you exemption from all town procedures – to talk? Fine, if you’re so demanding. Let’s take our leave of this wretched village. I know of a few absolutely lovely townships not far from here that are probably teeming with Mafia members. We’ll see if we can’t stir up some murder over there…” And so the couple of burly guys get in the front seat of their limousine, the Host sidles into the back, and they drive off down the road into the setting sun, which is totally not a cliched movie ending at all. Fade to black. Roll credits. OCELOT IS NOW DEAD! THE INNOCENTS HAVE WON THE GAME!
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