Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 5, 2007 8:03:22 GMT -5
It’s chaos in the streets! Brother against brother! Babies havin’ babies! Time is speeding up around this little town, and the seventh day has come earlier than it was supposed to!
“I thought the rainbow was a good thing at first,” said Officer MacGuffin, who has here been called into existence for his only cameo, and who will quickly be dismissed back into literary dust. “I thought somebody painted a rainbow on the ground as a message of love and peace. But when I followed the rainbow—”
OFFICER MACGUFFIN FOLLOWED THE RAINBOW FROM ITS STARTING POINT, THE MOSTLY-REFURBISHED TOWN HALL, TO ITS ENDING POINT, WHICH WAS WAY OUT IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE.
“There was a clearing in the woods, and there was this pot of gold sitting right in the middle. Except there weren’t really a lot of gold coins inside—”
MOSTLY THERE WAS JUST THE PALE WHITE BODY OF BABOON ALL FOLDED UP NICE AND PRETTY AND JAMMED INTO THE POT!
“His throat was slashed wide open. I thought it must have been with a knife, but then I found this little bloodied shamrock on the ground. I don’t know how—”
BUT BABOON HIMSELF WAS NOT BLOODY. AND SOON OFFICER MACGUFFIN REALIZED WHY. IN THE RAINBOW, WHAT HE HAD TAKEN TO BE RED PAINT WAS IN FACT BABOON’S BLOOD!
“It was disgusting. Who could have done such a thing? I mean, Jesus, his throat—”
Thus, the town has lost its voicebox of reason.
BABOON IS NOW DEAD!
* * *
The Host had some more bad news. “I just got a call from Acme Mafia Items, Inc.! They’ve started a recall on all items except for extra votes. Apparently the shields, freezes and resurrections have become dysfunctional. Don’t ask me how. Anyway, you can sell those items back to me if you want. Acme says extra votes should still work okay.”
SHIELDS, FREEZES AND RESURRECTIONS MAY NO LONGER BE USED!
Let the accusations commence!
“I thought the rainbow was a good thing at first,” said Officer MacGuffin, who has here been called into existence for his only cameo, and who will quickly be dismissed back into literary dust. “I thought somebody painted a rainbow on the ground as a message of love and peace. But when I followed the rainbow—”
OFFICER MACGUFFIN FOLLOWED THE RAINBOW FROM ITS STARTING POINT, THE MOSTLY-REFURBISHED TOWN HALL, TO ITS ENDING POINT, WHICH WAS WAY OUT IN THE WOODS SOMEWHERE.
“There was a clearing in the woods, and there was this pot of gold sitting right in the middle. Except there weren’t really a lot of gold coins inside—”
MOSTLY THERE WAS JUST THE PALE WHITE BODY OF BABOON ALL FOLDED UP NICE AND PRETTY AND JAMMED INTO THE POT!
“His throat was slashed wide open. I thought it must have been with a knife, but then I found this little bloodied shamrock on the ground. I don’t know how—”
BUT BABOON HIMSELF WAS NOT BLOODY. AND SOON OFFICER MACGUFFIN REALIZED WHY. IN THE RAINBOW, WHAT HE HAD TAKEN TO BE RED PAINT WAS IN FACT BABOON’S BLOOD!
“It was disgusting. Who could have done such a thing? I mean, Jesus, his throat—”
Thus, the town has lost its voicebox of reason.
BABOON IS NOW DEAD!
* * *
The Host had some more bad news. “I just got a call from Acme Mafia Items, Inc.! They’ve started a recall on all items except for extra votes. Apparently the shields, freezes and resurrections have become dysfunctional. Don’t ask me how. Anyway, you can sell those items back to me if you want. Acme says extra votes should still work okay.”
SHIELDS, FREEZES AND RESURRECTIONS MAY NO LONGER BE USED!
Let the accusations commence!