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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 9:47:24 GMT -5
It's that time of year again. Time for another iteration of a classic, beloved, honored, cluttered, badly organized board ceremony, none of the previous iterations of which have properly resolved themselves since 2005. No, I'm not talking about writing thank-you letters to relatives after Christmas. It's time... for the 2008 Lugiasian Awards. But -- what's that you say -- ? Why, yes, Lugiasian has left this place indefinitely, to return God knows when or maybe never! And your point is? For you see, the 2008 Lugiasian Awards will be emceed by none other than your new favorite admin...! [/size][/color][/move] So why isn't it being called the 2008 Pohatu Awards? To honor one among us who already feels slighted by the community and needs not be further stung by having her name removed from the proceedings. And also because the 2008 Lugiasian Awards has a much better ring to it. As you can tell by the bold text. But enough patter. We have here a tentative list of the awards for this show. Behold: The People's Choice AwardsFriendliest Member Funniest Member Happiest Member Coolest Member Smartest Member Wisest Member Most Dedicated Member Most Creative Member Best Artist Best Writer Handsomest Member Loveliest Member Best Role Model Best Couple (Which two members of the board are simply meant to be? Tell us with your vote. Sexual orientation need not be a factor.)Best Two-Minute Member (You know the type. Those people who stick their head in here for a day or two, make maybe five posts, and then vanish forever.)Biggest Penis The RazziesMost Annoying Member Grumpiest Member Most Depressing Member Strangest Member Least Dedicated Member Biggest Procrastinator Worst Role Model Biggest Drama Magnet Most Infamous Member Most Likely to Die an Untimely Death The PulitzersBest Post Best Topic Best Board Best Fic Best Avatar Best Signature Best Skin Best Fad (Reference here.)Best Posting Game Most House Spirit Best Wiki Article (Reference here.)Best Event Best New Board Concept Best Spambot (He or she who posts the mosts. Remember, spam isn’t always bad. But it usually is.)The Oscars (You are free to skip these if you're not an RPer.)Best Recent RP Best Overall RP Best Storyteller (Give this vote to the member you think puts together and hosts the best RPs in general.)Best Recent RP Character Best Overall RP Character Best Characterizer (Give this vote to the member you think runs the best characters in general.)Best Personality Best History Best Powerset Best Recent RPer Best Overall RPer The NobelsRandom Just-for-the-Hell-of-Nominating Award Lifetime Achievement Award So what's this "prelims" topic for? Is this topic for nominating people? NO! DON'T NOMINATE ANYONE YET, STUPID. Instead, you have this topic in which to suggest any more awards you'd like to see included. This is a democracy, after all. Or at least that's what I want you to think. In a few days, the prelims will close and the 2008 Lugiasian Awards nominations will begin. Be there.
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Post by Hamuu on Dec 1, 2008 14:27:44 GMT -5
The Best Bulbs Award Favorite Former Admin Give Bulbs an Award
That's all I can think that you missed...
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 16:46:50 GMT -5
Why no "Worst RP" or "Member most resembling an Artichoke" awards?
Also, we need "Most Improved RPer".
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 1, 2008 16:53:19 GMT -5
I'd like a "Most likely to punch Lee for not replying" award please.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 17:00:47 GMT -5
"Worst RP"? Why, Lee? Have something in mind?
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 1, 2008 17:06:52 GMT -5
I'd totally vote for Triannual, just be a jerk. Maybe Summoner Style because of the DISTINCT LACK OF QUICK REPLIES. Hint hint.
Maybe an "In too many RP Topics" award too. Lee wins automatically.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 18:25:05 GMT -5
Amusingly enough, the most likely to punch Lee for not replying is not DL, Prime, El, Photu, Blood, DJkates, or such. It's Clicker.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 1, 2008 18:30:34 GMT -5
I'd've voted for Clicker.
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Post by ch00beh on Dec 1, 2008 18:31:41 GMT -5
actually it's ch00bs.
wat.
What's the opposite of "Most improved member?" Aka who's degenerated most after glory days.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 1, 2008 18:32:39 GMT -5
V101 and Saph.
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Post by hermes on Dec 1, 2008 18:50:12 GMT -5
Lee and Pohatu! ^.^
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 18:53:55 GMT -5
Ewww... Prime, I knew you were into weird stuff, but admincest? That's warped, man.
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Post by asmo on Dec 1, 2008 18:56:39 GMT -5
there are like 6 times as many awards as there are actual posters. <--- astute observation by me, asmo, age 9.
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Post by SV on Dec 1, 2008 19:03:24 GMT -5
Hwa? You left choobs out. Best couple = Lee, choobs, and Pohatu. Most definitely.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 19:08:10 GMT -5
Hot.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 19:14:18 GMT -5
Whatever happened to moral standards? Admincest is wrong and produces mutant retard newbies.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 19:14:54 GMT -5
That's not what you told me last night.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 19:24:08 GMT -5
Well, I suppose it might be okay if you used password protection...
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 19:31:18 GMT -5
I didn't. I thought you were going to pop a warning-after pill.
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Post by SV on Dec 1, 2008 19:34:30 GMT -5
Wow. Just. Wow.
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Post by Bub@ on Dec 1, 2008 20:27:26 GMT -5
Oh there's actually a chance I'll win something this year, since I've been actually active since like July.
But I still probably won't win. What about a Most Missed Member Award, since we lost so many these year?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 1, 2008 20:56:27 GMT -5
Who'd we really lose this year, beyond the demoted people? Swingblade, maybe? Of course, I was off the site mostly for a few months of inactivity, sooo...
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 22:03:39 GMT -5
The Most Missed Member wouldn't have to have left specifically within the last year.
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Post by Bub@ on Dec 1, 2008 23:35:25 GMT -5
Babs, Steph... wait, was that last year?
<-- Confused
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 1, 2008 23:43:11 GMT -5
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Post by ch00beh on Dec 2, 2008 0:51:35 GMT -5
I just read the Major Announcement thread. That was good times.
It also reminded me that I need to stop being so flirty on the internet. And by flirty, I mean into bondage.
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