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Post by Testbug on Feb 16, 2011 21:19:54 GMT -5
Shiro: Examine your surroundings.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 16, 2011 21:21:53 GMT -5
Shiro: ALCHEMIZE
BALLS no.
If you did that you'd go through your six captcha cards so quickly.
God. You need at LEAST six for the Chess Modus to even FUNCTION. And what would you alchemize? What with what?
Alchemizing, how do they work?
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
[SBURB STATS] 22/50 Grist 16/50 Quartz B$150
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Post by Testbug on Feb 17, 2011 20:39:18 GMT -5
Shiro: Notify Tweak about the Alchemiter. You did tell him he'd be the first you'd alert about this clumsily-foreshadowed phenomenon.
God as much as you would LOVE to do that, you're a little more than busy dealing with the sudden windfall of imps and being in a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FECKING LOCATION. THE HELL IS WITH ALL THE LIGHTNING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
[SBURB STATS] 22/50 Grist 16/50 Quartz B$150
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Post by Testbug on Feb 20, 2011 17:21:04 GMT -5
Shiro: Cautiously peer at object in the distance.Oh okay.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 20, 2011 17:22:14 GMT -5
===-==>That would be a floating screen, the same one from the castle of earlier, but this time it seems to be depicting a rather flamboyantly-dressed you. And something seems to be looking right at it.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 20, 2011 17:23:08 GMT -5
Shiro: MOTHERFECK WHAT IS THAT KILL IT KILL IT YOU ARE SICK OF ALL THESE MOTHERLOVING IMPS IN THIS MOTHERLOVING LAND OF TIME AND THUNDER. WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 39/50 Grist 34/50 Quartz B$150
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Post by Testbug on Feb 22, 2011 20:18:01 GMT -5
Shiro: Notify Tweak about the Alchemiter. You did tell him he'd be the first you'd alert about this clumsily-foreshadowed phenomenon.
God get off your back!
-- wartimeStrategist [WS] began pestering waterloggedComputron [WC] --
WS: Hey. WS: Remember that crazy machine we were talking about? WS: The one that could send "irl" items? WS: Or layer them together? WC: sure WS: As it turns out... WS: It's real. WC: oh WC: dope WS: Yup. WS: And well, I promised I'd be the first to tell you if that ever became real. WS: So uh, that's kind of it. WS: As soon as you find that machine in this game, you should tell me about it. WC: you yeah you said that WC: you know how it works? WS: Something to do with captcha codes, I think? WS: Well, something like that. WS: The voices that dictate my every movement via suggestions say I should mix them together. WS: And I'm pretty sure we hole punch them with a punch-card Alchemizer and layer them over each other to combine them. WS: Easy enough, right? WC: legit WC: i'll probably look up some codes on the internet later WC: or whenever i get around to it and things fall into place WS: Right. Well then, I guess I'll get those codes from you then. WS: There are some surprisingly helpful guides on the subject floating around. WS: The process seems really simple. WS: Anyway. WS: Later!
-- wartimeStrategist [WS] ceased pestering waterloggedComputron [WC] --
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Post by Testbug on Feb 23, 2011 12:41:19 GMT -5
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole
2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons
[SBURB STATS] 39/50 Grist 34/50 Quartz B$150
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Post by Testbug on Feb 23, 2011 20:04:45 GMT -5
Shiro: Ascend to the highest point of your house and get a better understanding of your environment, that we may do the same. You will be safe from the imps there. For now, at least.You alchemize one quick little thing using a captcha card you found underneath your computer, undoubtedly where you kicked it one day without thinking, before heading up to the top of your house. The object is both cheap and easy enough, and much-needed by now. Once you reach the top, you survey your surroundings. The first thing that you see is one of the many things that litter the LoTaT. It's a lightningrod. From what you can tell, these things are just like the ones on your house, even in shape. They collect energy from lightning-strikes, and then later (you presume) lets out the energy in small amounts to power various devices. science.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 23, 2011 20:07:07 GMT -5
===-==>This is something you like to call a Time Cube. From what you've gathered since being here (Maybe a total of 7 minutes.) they seem to massively slow or speed time within their constraints. You know this because you've seen many an unfortunate creature trapped inside of these awful things. Some are moving so slow they seem trapped. Others simply sprint out faster than you can even see.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 23, 2011 20:08:45 GMT -5
===-==>Speaking of poor, unfortunate creatures, there's one now! It is a resident of this land, as far as you can tell. They seem to be small knights. Much like tiny versions of Iron Giants from that video game series you love so very very much. You will call them Iron Children. It seems so appropriate. That one's a girl, and it's waving at you. Hi, Iron Child!
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Post by Testbug on Feb 23, 2011 20:10:26 GMT -5
===-==>It feels good to survey your land like this. WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: Animeputer Shades Queen: iPad Knight: Wi-Fi Hub Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 32/50 Grist 13/50 Quartz B$250
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:24:16 GMT -5
Shiro: Show off full range of awesomeglasses!'s capabilities. God they're so fucking cool. First of all, they make subtitles on all video. English subtitles. And the good ones, with borders and stuff! And they have the authentic japanese names as opposed to dumb english dubs. Which makes 5D's so much better honestly.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:25:31 GMT -5
===-==>And they run on [glow=red,2,300] SPIRAL POWER.[/glow] Spiral Power is basically fighting spirit that powers the glasses. And if Uzumaki and the Anti-Spiral have taught you anything, you know that too much spiral power can be a bad thing.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:25:53 GMT -5
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And you will learn it.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:25 GMT -5
===-==>The hard way.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:26:59 GMT -5
===-==>For now, however, you think you're good with just your glasses as they are. God they're cool.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 3, 2011 22:33:48 GMT -5
Shiro: Alchemize yourself with the Uzumaki poster.
Silly reader.
You can't captchalogue yourself!
Probably.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: iPad (animeputer shades equipped, don't take sylladex space] Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole
2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons
[SBURB STATS] 32/50 Grist 13/50 Quartz B$250
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 0:14:06 GMT -5
Shiro: Alchemize some sweet new duds.You find another captcha card that fell into your seat cushions, and this time you do the smart thing and duplicate like ten of them before you start this. Luckily, you captchalogued like nine into one card and that gave you a bulk discount, making it only cost you 3 grist per 9. You love this system. It's awesome. Then you make the new duds using a figurine of your favorite japanese synthesizer.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:05:56 GMT -5
===-==>You alchemize more. Dear sweet god this is awesome.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:07:19 GMT -5
===-==>The interesting thing however, isn't as much the outfit you made, but what it came WITH. You found, strung around your neck, an odd pendant. It seems to contain a lot of Spiral Energy, because as it nears your glasses, they seem to receive a sudden burst of processing power, speed, and general power! Also you can kinda feel how special it is.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:09:04 GMT -5
Also a cool new pole.Uh, you make a pole out of a pair of kings and your training pole, and make the GOD SAVE THE KING. however, the way the bases of the pieces mesh? Uh. There isn't a good way to hold it, really. It's just kinda... Useless. Fuck this junk. Good thing it was only a couple grist and maybe two or three quartz.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:20:51 GMT -5
Also a cool hat.Stuff that goes on your head is kinda like a hat right? You combine your Tokyo Mew Mew poster with your scarf, and you make the PURRFECT SCARF and the NEW NEW EARS.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:21:28 GMT -5
Shiro: Resist urge to wear your ears around in a silly and adorable manner.You fail to resist.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:22:43 GMT -5
Shiro: Come to think of it, you should be experimenting!MUST ALCHEMIZE EVERYTHING WITH EVERYTHING. ... Well, you combined the Uzumaki Poster with the uh, GOD SAVE THE KING. Now you just have a USELESSMAKI. This is stupid.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:23:48 GMT -5
===-==>Things that have spiral themes go together, right? ............... You make the uh..... UZUMAKEY. Uh. You don't.... Quite feel comfortable around this thing. It.... Uh.... You....
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