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Post by Testbug on Sept 5, 2010 15:08:05 GMT -5
A young man stands in his room, admiring the sweet anime posters he's just finished plastering across his walls. They each represent a different show, corresponding to his favorite plot arc of the series. He has been busy all morning putting up the latest poster involving paper-bending ninja-readers beating up a sound-obsessed English professor. God he loves anime. Wait. Uh. Sorry, what's this kid's name?
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Post by Testbug on Sept 5, 2010 15:57:27 GMT -5
Enter name.Try again.Examine room.John-That is to say, Shiro-kun, that is to say, you, look over your ROOM. Your FIGURES have been meticulously (Read: Hapharzadly) placed on his shelves in order of COOLNESS, with the most cool at eye-level, where you can see them best. They're all MAIN CHARACTERS, except two on your other shelf, because MAIN CHARACTERS ARE THE BEST CHARACTERS. You have several interests. The first is obviously ANIME, obvious due to the afformentioned FIGURES and POSTERS all over your room. You also enjoy CHESS, though you're terrible. You are known to partake in HACK-CODING, a term you made up by yourself to describe the sort of pull-and-piece coding you do. You also enjoy JRPGS and certain PC GAMES. What do you do? Shiro: Resume chess game, and castle! FUCKING CASTLE.You castle, shouting " Ikuze!" like your favorite heroes. ... Oh. Oh god. Checkmate. FUCKING CHECKMATE? Shiro: Knock pieces away in disgust.CHECKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE???
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Post by Testbug on Sept 5, 2010 20:59:51 GMT -5
Shiro: Dance with pole in a lovely manner.Well... Maybe just this once. The idea of dancing with the pole elaborately strikes you, but a simple dip will suffice for a simple woman. You dip the pole elegantly, gazing lovingly into her eyes. You make my kokoro go doki doki, pole-senpai. ===-==>Excuse me, computer, but we are TRYING to have a moment.
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Post by Testbug on Sept 6, 2010 12:25:41 GMT -5
Shiro: Examine computer.Shut up shut up shut up... Shiro: Investigate computer.You consider maximizing your ILLICIT ANIME VIDEOS, but then it would just get in the way of the chat. Shiro: It's a chum. Answer that chum.Oh hey, look who it is! -- forteHolder [FH] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
FH: /hɛɪ brofɛɪs wʌt iz ʌppppp/ FH: /haʊ ju bin/ WS: Um. FH: Just kidding. FH: Who would even use such a contrived typing quirk I mean seriously! WS: Oh. WS: Not much, I suppose. WS: I just lost another game of chess against myself. WS: How's that game of Risk you've been playing on Single-Player working out? FH: It's going great, you know, conquering the world, sinking battleships, drawing community chest cards, doing it in the kitchen with a lead pipe... FH: Okay I actually have no idea how to play Risk, sorry. WS: Which is all good. I meant to say playing a game of risk, but that damned shift key got all high-and-mighty on me. WS: I was really referring to the fencing that you enjoy doing. I'm impressed that you haven't hacked a limb off or impaled yourself yet. FH: Why yes, I'm pretty fantastic as you so kindly affirm. FH: THROUGH THE BITING SARCASM. FH: I just allocated my strife specibus with rapierKind so I am all kinds of ready for the day. FH: What are you picking? Something chess-related, right? Maybe pikeKind for pawns? lanceKind for knights? FH: What the hell do bishops fight with anyway? Bibles? FH: Or those things full of holy water that you swing around on a chain? FH: Hold up. FH: BADASS. WS: I wish I had picked something that cool. WS: I chose poleKind, instead. WS: Sorta like the kind the King uses. WS: At least that's one interpretation of the King I've seen. WS: Trying to stay humble with the weapon choice, you know. FH: Ah yes, your human emotion called humility. FH: So adorable. FH: How's the download going? WC said his torrent got all glitched up and crashed. I guess he's going to have to use the copy they shipped us like any common peon. FH: Any luck with yours? WS: Actually, yes. It looks like I've almost finished. Give it another 4-5 minutes and the program should be totally launched. WS: And before you accuse me of cheating, I just happened to find a reliable Torrent file. WS: I'm in some good hacking circles. WS: Besides all of that, the copy they're sending me is only half of the full game. WS: Which is why I have to download the other half. FH: Oh damn! Too good for us, I get it! FH: Wait I forget what category you even won in the competition I'm sorry. WS: "Deepest Storyline" WS: When really I just loaded it down with cliches. WS: I was really surprised. WS: ... WS: Damnit. WS: The torrent just failed miserably. WS: Don't you dare laugh. FH: HE HE FH: HE FH: (sorry) WS: No you're not. WS: But that's fine. Turnabout is fair play. WS: So, if that's all we've got to talk about, then can I go deal with this growing hunger? WS: Or do you have something else to say? FH: Yes, get out of here and sate your voracious hunger for Japanese schoolgirls in compromising positions. FH: Or munch some Pocky, I don't know, whatever you were planning. FH: /lɛɪɹr/
-- forteHolder [FH] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] -- But of course, your hunger IS growing. Now what to do? Shiro: Eat your most precious poster.Doolishus. You shafe zhe poshter for latuhr in yer-GULP-in your CHESS MODUS, and wait for the system to sort itself out. ===-==>After a second of hesitation, your Modus crams it into the Pawn slot.
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Post by Testbug on Sept 8, 2010 21:38:08 GMT -5
Shiro: Explain the CHESS MODUS again for those too stupid to keep up.Your CHESS MODUS operates on the concept of IMPORTANCE. The more important things rise to the top, and less important things settle to the bottom. You have 6 different categories, those being KING, QUEEN, BISHOP, KNIGHT, ROOK, and PAWN. You can access anything in the PAWN slot, or the KING slot in emergencies. You say emergencies because if you take the KING object, EVERYTHING IS DEPLOYED. Shiro: Attempt to contact your fairly good friend, Kitten. Then realize she's stupid and probably did something equally stupid to the computer.
You know the above is true, and you don't even need to confirm it. There's a special place between L and Light's hair on your rug that you like to scream or cry into when Kitten has problems like this, so you take a preemptive sob for whatever problem later shows up. Lousy goddamn stupid best friend. Shiro: Explore householdYou enter the main room, and examine the sweetass setup that your father has allowed you to have. The giant chess set, the pole lodged in the wall, the book case that's so full of manga that it's almost falling over, the posters of anime you'll probably never watch. It's great. It's so sugoi.
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Post by Testbug on Sept 9, 2010 14:38:24 GMT -5
Shiro: Hey, wait, there are no stairs. How are you supposed to get down to the first floor?Like this. How else? Shiro: Have some fucking lunch or something I mean god damn.Sounds good! Let's get on to the kit- Shiro: screw lunch you haven't even had second breakfast yetDuh, what were you thinking? You are such a baka sometimes. ===-==>Delicious!
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Post by Testbug on Sept 11, 2010 19:50:29 GMT -5
Shiro: Enter your kitchen.
Done. You look around, noting the suteki RUG your DAD bought you, from the show TORIKO. It's an homage to all things ANIME and FOOD, of which there are few. There is also a STATUE of the main character on the other side, by your WALK-IN FRIDGE. Your BENTO is sitting on the oven, and there is a CHOPPING BLOCK in the corner.
Shiro: Acquire food.
Done and done. You captchalogue the BENTO in the PAWN slot.
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Post by Testbug on Sept 13, 2010 17:07:18 GMT -5
Shiro: Quick, to your room!
Okay, but why would you- Oh hey look a notification.
Shiro: Check computer.
Chikusho, you missed a chum! You must respond to this poor man.
-- waterloggedComputron [WC] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] -- WC: fuck yeah WC: i got a new pesterchum that works now WC: oh. i guess you are afk. WC: what a lame first conversation. -- waterloggedComputron [WC] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
You can't leave your precious nakama hanging!
-- wartimeStrategist [WS] began pestering waterloggedComputron [WC] -- WS: Gomen nasai! WS: Only food keeps me away from my computer. WC: oh yo what up WS: Not much. WC: tite WS: You? WC: not much here either WS: You're always so relaxed, y'know? WC: well, i did pummel a piece of meat using my shark, but no big deal or anything WS: Is that what they're calling it today? WC: the sandpaper skin really helps make the steak better at absorbing marinade and shit WS: "Pummeling a piece of meat?" WC: with a shark WS: Right. WS: My bad there. WS: So. WC: word WS: Anything interesting happen yet today? WS: Wait. WS: I'm sorry. WS: Anything "Awesome" happen yet today? WC: my black trenchcoat of noir came in WC: it's pretty dope WC: pretty hardboiled, even WS: Wait. WS: You bought a black trenchcoat? WC: yeah. for my narrative fashion collection WS: You know, every time I talk to you I continue to think you look more and more like this guy. WS: i55.tinypic.com/w1wbvp.jpg WC: woah WC: it's funny, cuz every time i talk to you, i think you look more like this guy WC: i51.tinypic.com/2v93ri8.jpg WS: Woah. WS: I mean, minus the black panther thing and we've pretty much got me exactly. WC: yeah WS: Just kidding. I wish though. WC: yeah WS: I mean save the gaping wound on his abdomen. WC: i guess i can loan you my shonen kimono sometime WS: Haha. How on earth would you even get that to me? WC: man i don't know WC: sometimes i wish i could just copy and paste irl items through some crazy machinations WC: but you know whatever WC: it is what it is WS: Yeah. WS: Maybe even some machine that could layer the items on top of each other or remove them to make new ones. WC: crazy WC: you might be on to something WS: I guess so. WC: i've got that feeling that it will lead to something awesome, so i recommend you keep that idea on you WS: I'll see about keeping it afloat. WS: If ever something comes out of it, you'll be the first person I alert, trust me. WC: sick WC: anyway, i'm off. the universe beckons WS: Right. WS: I've gotta go train my power of heart. WS: See you later. -- waterloggedComputron [WC] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
That was fun.
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Post by Testbug on Sept 14, 2010 15:09:29 GMT -5
Shiro: Eat!Itadakimasu! You happily munch and crunch away at your bento. Shiro: Captchalogue your chess set into your Chess Modus. META.Can't argue with that! ===-==>Your modus starts to sort everything out, which in this case is literally trying to decide whether or not one item is the most important or least important. It's a really stupid moment, and the outcome doesn't matter. ... c'mon, pawn slot===-==>Fuck yeah!
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Post by Testbug on Oct 8, 2010 17:32:56 GMT -5
WS: Eat the king. Satisfying your hunger, the bento will drop down below the juice.
Honestly you really appreciate the effort at being authentic. It just makes life a bit more awesome. But yeah. You munch down the sandwich in no time flat. Just like all your favorite characters.Yeahhhhhhh. Now the grape juice rises to the top, and the bento drops into Queen spot. WS: Throw away the king and eat the bentoYou could never do that to poor Grapestink Juicelass! But you could drink her. And you do! Bento moves to pawn slot. Mmmmm, bento. You start with the sushi you prepared earlier. You then move on to the onigiri, and finally munch off the Pocky. Pocky is the fuel of your SOUL. Speaking of soul fuel... ... Actually this doesn't relate to soul fuel at all. Regardless, it appears that your to-do list still has items on it. One: Fetch pole from front yard. Two: Have some fucking lunch or something I mean god damn.Three: Get that HOT NEW GAME up and running. What do you do? --- [CHESS MODUS] King: Empty Bento Box Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: EMPTY Pawn: EMPTY [STRIFE SPECUBUS] Polekind: Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Oct 18, 2010 16:40:06 GMT -5
Shiro: Where'd the chess set go?Chess set? ... Oh shit. You THOUGHT that bento was awful crunchy. Shiro: Exit the house. Notice the large castle looming ominously in the distance.You stroll the corridors very calmly, and open up a window at the end of the hall. Dramatic lightning strikes hard, lighting the castle in the distance. It's actually a very serious looking castle, with all kinds of grey stones and turrets and other things. That's hardly giving it the description it deserves, though. The castle looms ominously every day, creeping closer and closer to its eternal rest. Or, it would be, if it hadn't forgotten its meaning over time. It's walls were to become decrepit and decay, eventually crumbling, but it had forgotten how. The ever-standing, forever-looming castle had stopped aging, caught in its own time-loop. It's own, stand-still pattern. It naturally withstood the test of time, separate from any normal decay. Even the never-ceasing flashes of lightning seemed to leave it untouched. The dry thunderstorm never ended, but today it specially brought with it a downpour of rain. A special occasion for a special day, you suppose. The water fell down in huge amounts, falling everywhere. The birds put up the bars to nests, The cattle fled to barns; There came one drop of giant rain, And then, as if the hands That held the dams had parted hold, The waters wrecked the sky, But overlooked my father's house, Just quartering a tree. -American Hero and Role Model, Lindsay Lohan. Yep. You're absolutely 100 per-fucking-cent positive Lindsay Lohan said that. Good ol' LiLo. Shiro: Be used to that by now.No big deal. The rain was just kind of inspiring. Shiro: Find your DAD. Challenge him to a match. You want some sweet loot, you do.Find your DAD? Yeah, that's not happening. The only way you ever engage in battle with that man is by going out... into... the... ....Storm. *Gulp* Yeah, you're USED to the thunderstorms, but that doesn't make them any less scary. But you'll do it, just in case he scored a copy of THE LATEST GAME. He always does that just before you develop a want before it. He's good like that, you guess. You dive out of the window, rolling to a stop by the pole that had previously landed in the ground. As you pull yourself to a stand, you face the castle. It's obvious where he is. "Kuro-sama!" You call behind yourself, aimed at the ominous man covered by a black suit. Everything about him was pretty much pitch-black. Nothing special. "Shiro-kun," He responds, smiling slightly. "Are you ready?" You assume the reverse-pole position, the pole held backwards in your left hand, behind your back. "I always am," Your dad drops his suitcase, and retrieves from it a pair of Katanas. Swinging them expertly, he assumes a weapon-stance similar to yours. His smaller Katana is held in a reverse pose in his left hand, for defense, and his larger Katana is held in an attacking position in his right hand for attack. STRIFE! Assault Avert Avoid
[CHESS MODUS] King: Empty Bento Box Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: EMPTY Pawn: EMPTY [STRIFE SPECUBUS] Polekind: Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Oct 19, 2010 14:54:17 GMT -5
Shiro: ASSAULT with BENTO BOX
ASSAULT!
You launch the bento box DAD-ward, and dash towards your guardian. Your DAD slices it with his larger katana, apparently not knowing that you're behind it. In your reverse stance, you bring the pole violently across the front of your DAD, who blocks it with his smaller katana. Staggering backwards, you try to regain a defensive position, but your DAD swings at you with a heavy left-handed slice.
Shiro: Avoid, you little pansy.
The katana flies through your doppleganger, which turns white and disappears. You're actually behind your DAD.
QUICK
WHAT DO YOU DO
Assault Avert Avoid
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Post by Testbug on Oct 19, 2010 20:44:47 GMT -5
Shiro: AVERT
Your DAD swings his katana at you in a full-circle behind himself, and you hold up your pole in defense. The avert the blade to glide down your pole, and you kick the blade into the ground to leave it there. One quick move, and you thrust the pole towards your DAD. He is caught off-guard, and takes a strike to the abdomen. Not that it ever affects him.
The guy has a health vial the size of the moon.
He dislodges his katana and moves backwards, barely affected by the blow.
God dammit.
OH SHIT YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE YOUR MENU FROM ACTIVE TO WAIT
WHAT DO YOU DO
Assault Avert Avoid
ANOTHER COMMAND HAS BECOME AVAILABLE
Attain (Training Pole)
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Post by Testbug on Oct 21, 2010 18:42:37 GMT -5
Shiro: Attain! Attain it so hardcore!
Oh right that thing.
You do an Otaku Roll by the pole lodged in the ground. With a quick movement, you grab it, netting it in the king slot. How convenient!
Shiro: AVERT again Averts are best in pairs!
Your DAD flies at you and strikes at you for critical damage! Fortunately, your keen reflexes send a training pole flying out at him. The pole slams into his katana mid-swipe, sending him off balance. The pole flies back into your Sylladex, happily stowing itself away.
STRIFE COMMAND LOST
Attack Avert Avoid
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Post by Testbug on Oct 28, 2010 15:24:07 GMT -5
SHIRO: ATTACK WITH EXTREME ANIME LOVECEST
....
Uh.
Y'know, as awesome as that sounds, you really think you shouldn't make out with your DAD.
So uh.
You totally attack, though!
You equip your 2polekind modus, slotting two training poles into your weapon slots. Pointing one- No. You have terrible luck with these things. TWO poles at your father, you abruptly de-equip the 2polekind, firing the left pole at your DAD.
He swats his attack sword upwards, his defense katana hitting the ground hard. You run up, before he can react, and kick your boot down on his defense katana. It lodges itself in the ground, and you swing your right pole at your DAD. He defends with his attack Katana, and you briefly reach a stalemate. Reaching your hand back, you swing for his side with your left hand. The pole falls right into your palm, allowing you to strike his side with your 2polekind specubus re-equipped. Your DAD curses (Shameful parenting, that.) and equips the katanakind strife specubus, as opposed to his usual 2katanakind specubus. Taking advantage of the momentary loss, you captchalogue his extra katana, and fly at him, one pole in each arm. You can hear the lightning clouds above you form, and you think you have a plan.
NEW STRIFE COMMAND OBTAINED
Aesthetic Apocalypse
WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Attack Aesthetic Apocalypse Avert Avoid
[CHESS MODUS] King: EMPTY Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: EMPTY Pawn: DAD's Katana
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Oct 28, 2010 16:02:51 GMT -5
Shiro: Uh. Obviously the apocalypse one.
As you demand.
You ready both poles, aiming both high in the air above your DAD. De-equipping the 2polekind specubus, you fire one pole above your father. Taking the other pole in hand, you do a leaping cartwheel over him. The vague sound of thunder fills your ears, a prophetic foretelling of actions soon to come. Dropping your pole mid-flight, you arc yourself just out of the way of the attack. The two poles line up in mid-air, and a plume of lightning descends. Hitting the ground and facing your father, you watch the electricity snap the first pole into rigid alignment, and then fall to the next. Your DAD completes the three-point circuit with his metal katana, and the voltage careens through his body.
Your DAD falls to his knees on the ground, injured, but not dead. You couldn't kill that man, regardless of what you hit him with. This man has survived more lightning bolt strikes and various other death-defying stunts than you care to count. Both poles fall towards him, and he deflects them your direction. As you collect them, slipping them both into your 2polekind specubus and tucking that away, you see your father shrug to his feet. Grabbing his briefcase, he chucks two discs at your Chess Modus, landing them in the King Slot.
"Take your spoils, Shiro," Your vision goes white with a bolt of lightning, and your DAD disappears.
That guy's like a fucking ninja.
You have a ninja for a father.
Anyway, you've got what you came for.
Actually...
You've gotten both things you wanted today in your posession.
So your To-Do List is modified accordingly.
To-Do:
1. Install game.
2. Play game.
3. WIN.
WHAT WILL YOU DO (bitch)? ----
[CHESS MODUS] King: Sburb (Both discs) Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: EMPTY Pawn: DAD's Katana
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Dec 3, 2010 21:27:05 GMT -5
Shiro-kun: Have something spark the idea of a pole dance modus. Banish the idea instantly.
... This pole...
You could... DANCE with it.
Which you've done. And already banished as a stupid idea. Only now, you're putting it in the BAD-IDEA BOX, where you keep all of your monumentally stupid or implausible ideas. Most of them could only be re-visited if somehow you managed to fuse the concepts of items together. Let it be known that you DO have plans. Just... Impossible ones.
Shiro-kun: Stare unnervingly at something.
That building. That damn building that just stares you in the face every time you look outside. And you know what?
You think you're just about ready to tackle its mocking glare.
And your computer is probably too absolutely shitty to run this game anyway. That damn thing is so awful. But... It's so new.
The polished surface of the disc calls to you...
Shiro: Screw the game, there's a castle to explore.
Yes.
Yes there is. Striking up all manners of will from deep within you, and storing the two lightningrods you call weapons deep in your sylladex, you make quick strides towards the castle. Moving faster, you break into a run. You're determined this time. You cover a distance equal to several of your houses in mere seconds, and stop to catch your breath. God you're out of shape.
You instead walk to the castle, and arrive there after a manner of minutes.
The door of the castle has remained unopened for years, for the reason that the castle isn't ordinary. Many teams have tried to force the door open, but the giant walls are immobile, and beneath all the stone and brick is nothing but steel. You only know this because at places where the rock has gaps between it, there is steel.
The castle walls look decrepit, but underneath that is nothing other than steel, which is revealed in several holes all over the front wall. The giant gates, about 12 feet high, stand proud against the wall. Two suits of knight's armor stand on either side, one half-gone as always. They stand at 6'7", clearly made for formidable men.
One has rusted considerably, but is still full. The other is half-broken, but not rusted. Which is an interesting parallelism to note.
Both incomplete, but with characteristics that, when combined, could form a functional suit of armor.
Shiro-kun: Piece together something broken.
YES SIR.
You pick up the shoulder armor of the not rusted armor, and strap it into place on the neck plates. It holds very faintly. As you go to lift the next piece of armor, the shoulder plate falls off, knocking the arm plates out of your hand and smacking the gauntlet. The gauntlet's fingers are forced open by the impact, and you lift the shoulder plate to inspect the hand for damages.
Shiro-kun: Snatch something out of somebody's unexpecting hand.
You suppose he won't be expecting this. You take the object quickly, in a snatching manor, and hold it up to look at it. It's what appears to be the base of some figurine. It's only the size of a bottle cap, and has a strange, interwoven circle on the bottom of it. Like on the bottom of the chess piece in your dreams.
See, when you dream, after you've fought with your dad, you end up dreaming the same thing. You're in a bright yellow room, playing a game of chess with an invisible opponent, with only kings to play with. It's incredibly boring. But on the bottom of your piece, there's this image. You know its name. A spirograph.
The piece you have is solid white, with a bottle cap-sized bottom and raised plateau in the middle, about a millimeter in. You captchalogue it, and look at the door.
The door expands up the twenty foot wall, up to a second story where there's another square section of wall. It has an archway in the front, and couple of windows around the top, from what you can see. There's one turret at each corner of the building, and two flag poles have fallen to the ground from where the slots are, up about halfway on the wall.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: Sburb (Both discs) Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: Strange Figurine Base Pawn: DAD's Katana
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Dec 9, 2010 16:56:24 GMT -5
Shiro: Captchalogue those CITADEL PENNONS and allocate them to your 2polekind strife specibus immediately! You know you want that shit. Man, you are just swimming in the long hard cylindrical objects over there.
Heh. YEAH you are.
Anyway, you totally throw those pennons in your sylladex and quickly equip them. The flags sorta twirl when you swing them, which is interesting enough. You twirl them like weapons a couple more times, and note that the ends of the pennons are kinda sharp, like they needed to be jammed into their sockets kinda hard-like.
Shiro: Maybe check out the design on the flags while you're at it. COULD BE SIGNIFICANT?!?!?
Though they're not really SIGNIFICANT symbols. Just a couple of yellow suns. Nothing too interesting. They're more gold than yellow, making them appear pretty royal. Quite nice, if you do say so yourself.
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Post by Testbug on Jan 11, 2011 19:40:32 GMT -5
Shiro: Ask the castle to open up nicely! :D
...
That's just stupid.
Shiro: Inspect turrets more closely. If they attack, STRIFE!
You waltz up to the turrets and give them a careful once over. But they say nothing, and do nothing. They really are quite docile creatures.
...
But they mock you.
STRIFE
Ascend Attack Avert
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: Sburb (Both discs) Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: Strange Figurine Base Pawn: DAD's Katana
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Feb 11, 2011 23:36:55 GMT -5
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Post by Testbug on Feb 11, 2011 23:45:41 GMT -5
===-==>God damn lousy turrets. Anyway, you're up on the top of the turret. The only thing you can see right now is the upper story, which is basically a huge stone cube on top of the castle with a large, open archway. You have no idea why that's there, or why you haven't come up here before. Oh, that's right. This place creeps you the fuck out.You sigh a little bit and fondly regard the stone archway. It's really quite a beauty. Anyway, you could really easily get in from here, but you have a feeling that being away from your computer for so long could be bad. People could need you. And god dammit you left all of your portable internet devices at home. You could either go back or go inside. And you're pretty itching to get SBurb going! It's probably the coolest game out to date! WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: Sburb (Both discs) Queen: EMPTY Knight: EMPTY Bishop: EMPTY Rook: Strange Figurine Base Pawn: DAD's Katana [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole 2polekind: 2x Training Pole
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Post by Testbug on Feb 12, 2011 16:54:44 GMT -5
Shiro: Swing by home real quick to grab your computer and such without attracting the attention of your father obviously and then head back to the castle. Pestering chums makes every environment less creepy.What? But you just climbed all the way- Fine. You turn around and head back.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 12, 2011 16:55:31 GMT -5
===-==>You walk across the field leading up to your house. Boring.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 12, 2011 16:56:03 GMT -5
===-==>Booooooooooooooooooooooring.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 12, 2011 16:57:08 GMT -5
===-==>Anyway, you saunter into your room pretty cool-looking, with no DAD in sight. Thank god. You captchalogue your iPad.
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Post by Testbug on Feb 12, 2011 16:58:15 GMT -5
===-==>And your Wi-Fi hub, which has Wi-Fi pretty much anywhere that Verizon has service. You really love this thing. Only now, your Sylladex is being rearranged! You decide maybe your DAD's beloved katana goes above the strange piece of marble or something you found outside some old, abandoned castle.
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