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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 7, 2007 18:49:06 GMT -5
~ Dragon Lord
OOC: Lets us have an epic war over the world were anything goes, and super-play is the only way to win.
BIC: "Hey" Pope Benedict shouted, "He just stole the world" The Pope ripped off his shirt and began flying after Dragon Lord. "Down with you fell beast!"
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Post by kazkame on Apr 7, 2007 20:02:08 GMT -5
kaz apears out of the remnats of the pope's shirt and follows riding a cloud
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 7, 2007 20:29:58 GMT -5
Death stepped in, hearing the alluring call of "LIEK LETS SUPAH PLAY, D00DZ!" He slipped into the dimension gracefully, yet mysteriously, like a ninja appearing a haze of purple smoke, mostly because rules of dramatic entrances required things like this. The being swung his scythe a couple times before picking up the world and throwing it at both Pope and Kaz (since it was big enough to do so).
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Post by kazkame on Apr 7, 2007 20:39:38 GMT -5
kaz jumped off the cloud at caught the world and began to charge up his fire shot and the shot it at the pope's spine
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 8, 2007 6:48:23 GMT -5
OOC: Kaz just because this is a Super-Play battle doesnt mean that you only post 1 sentence. Put some meat and Potatos in your posts for goodness sakes. Thank you.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 8, 2007 11:04:08 GMT -5
OOC: sorry i was having writers block yesterday i'll fix it today
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 8, 2007 12:57:38 GMT -5
OOC: A superplay topic also doesn't mean that you can completely disregard... the English language...
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 8, 2007 14:45:50 GMT -5
Joseph lit a cigar, and then used it to poke out somebody's left eye. He then walked away before they could so much as blink. Though, with only one eye, it was more like 1.5 winks anyways.
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Post by drew on Apr 8, 2007 16:08:20 GMT -5
Gil Kills everyone..... Yes everyone...... With a special move that allows them to never be rezzed or reincarnated. Infact he destroyes their bones and eats their soul, and their soul is broken down by his stomach acids so its gone forever now to.
And wins..... TEH END
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Post by prime on Apr 8, 2007 16:46:48 GMT -5
A person that was not origionally here suddenly appears and sucks out Gil's soul through his nostrils, dissolves him in much the same way as he'd done to the others, then takes a long, satisfying crap down his through, and smashes him with the world, creating a new red sea on a random continant.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 8, 2007 19:30:48 GMT -5
Out of that sea arose a mech version of kaz. It began to throw bad grammar and rocks at Prime. A mechanical cry rang across the universe" aroooooooogah na."
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 9, 2007 0:34:23 GMT -5
Death, not really being a person, and being the final deciding factor on who gets killed, sneezed at the attack Gil tried. He flicked him afterwards, causing a completely unneeded explosion of epic proportions to occur. Why? For science!
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Apr 9, 2007 1:02:29 GMT -5
Saddam Bin Laden charges in on his giant camel with "Death to America" painted on the side. With a single cackling call to Holy War, he turns Death into a suicide bomber and blows everyone else up. With a quick glace up to the heavens Saddam Bin Laden is rewarded with 71 dark haired virgins and the ramains of the world.
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Post by drew on Apr 9, 2007 10:30:16 GMT -5
But gil is still there cuz he nevar actually died, because he has no soul, and reveals to everyone he is actually half God/half allah/half buddah/half vishnu/half the big bang/half metoeor/half dinosaur king/ half street racing asian/ half badass muay thai kickboxer/ half jedi
and that no one, not even death, not even science, not even big unexpected over-porportioned sexplosions can kill him.
He wins again.... Because before Saddam Bin Laden can get to the virgins, Gil has sexy times with them.
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Post by Damien on Apr 9, 2007 11:47:04 GMT -5
Little did Gil know that Dente had actually risen the virgins from the dead and the zombie virgins proceded to mutilate and burn Gil to death because they were inmbued with the almighty power of the Lord of long ass sentences.
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Post by bulbaboy on Apr 9, 2007 15:49:59 GMT -5
Bulbs sat silently on a hill watching everything. Haveing harnessed the power of n00bs he was able to craft an ignorance gun that would allow him to remained un-harmed from any attack.
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Post by drew on Apr 9, 2007 17:29:03 GMT -5
Little did dente know, Gil was an avid and PROFESSIONAL necrophiliac. Gil enjoyed it as he laid back and popped open a cold one.....
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 9, 2007 17:54:57 GMT -5
Ocelot is just there and then fires his Silver Action Army Revolver blindly in to the fray. The bullet completely misses everyone by 1000ft. Everyones head explode as though they...well exploded like I guess something made them explode like a silver bullet. Yes! A silver bullet from my gun that missed!
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Post by Damien on Apr 9, 2007 22:53:06 GMT -5
But unfortunately for Ocelot it was all an illusion caused by the clouds of n00b gas floating in from the horizon. Dente sat and laughed maniacally as Ocelot choked to death on the swirling pink and orange gases. Once he was finished with his fit of laughter he truned round and magicked a video camera in to his hand. He turned the camera on and began to film Gil and his necro orgy. He just knew he was going to make a killing on the norwegian porn market.
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Post by rasaq on Apr 10, 2007 11:58:14 GMT -5
SHAZAAAAAAAAAAAM!
in a dreadful thunderbolt strike burning down the amazon rain forest a new hero emerges. Neos looks at ex-popebenedict with dicust. he then points a point and gives him a bone chilling stare.
"two words...DEAD MEAT"
Neos charges at ex-pope at 6x the speed of light, he then rips popes spine out of his anus. then burns his soul with cold stare.
"one down...5 to go"
Seeing that Neos used up a nice amount of energy riping ex-popes spine out he wraps the spine around his arm and then picks up the eath and devours it.
"tasty"
Next he walks calmly twords kaz swinging popes spine into his throat and explodes all his organs
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Post by kazkame on Apr 10, 2007 13:56:56 GMT -5
OOC: im in a mech so you might need to change that
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Apr 10, 2007 14:04:23 GMT -5
OOC- Umm.....What part of Super Playing do you not understand?? Do I need to get out the old RP dictionary??
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Post by kazkame on Apr 10, 2007 15:04:46 GMT -5
OOC: I at least thought there could be some consistency not just random killings with no continuity.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 10, 2007 15:29:25 GMT -5
OOC: You ARE new to this.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 10, 2007 15:37:09 GMT -5
OOC: .... I'm still a noob.... I didn't even pass noobimentary school.
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 10, 2007 22:40:56 GMT -5
Death bitch slapped Kaz. Since he had bony fingers, they left deep gouges on the guy's cheek. Kaz died more from respek-loss than from blood-loss.
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