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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 20, 2010 10:51:28 GMT -5
It's a WHAT because of all the things I read and reread and agonized over and scrutinized, it never once occurred to me that the bedroom was where he needed to be. Le sigh.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 21, 2010 0:30:04 GMT -5
Take the stairs a flight at a time in your rush to get to the house!
Knock tenants over, shouting excitedly about your discovery!
Upend some pompous old hag in expensive clothing, thusly offending her sensibilities and eliciting a 'GOOD HEAVENS'.
Knock Waylon over, shouting excitedly about your discovery!
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jun 21, 2010 16:29:54 GMT -5
Upend some pompous old hag in expensive clothing, thusly offending her sensibilities and eliciting a 'GOOD HEAVENS'. Seconded. Enter the taxi and find yourself incapable of sitting still. The mystery is nearly over! You are excited! Decline the offer to engage in conversation with... well... anyone, on your way down. Despite many offers. More than you would normally have.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 23, 2010 15:06:08 GMT -5
The latest.Feels very rushed, but I can't help it: I want to get him to the house! On that note, Biscuit, you can go ahead and take us all the way to the neighborhood in your next post if you like. Also, sorry for the pretty major Waylon autoing.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 23, 2010 20:41:32 GMT -5
Oh dear...
Oh, Photu, you didn't capture his essence at all
what the fuck is wrong with you
jk s'all good brah
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 23, 2010 20:45:14 GMT -5
solve the mystery.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 23, 2010 21:23:06 GMT -5
oh fuck
why didn't we suggest that fron the beginning
we could have saved three whole pages
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 23, 2010 21:27:17 GMT -5
You guys. Okay. Here you go. Once Renard gets inside the house, he finds the Albarello shopping bag in the living room and AW PSYCHE
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 23, 2010 21:47:47 GMT -5
Totally really thought you put the ending in there
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 23, 2010 22:51:33 GMT -5
Nice, Biscuit, thanks. Too bad about the name "Hinson" though. And how it doesn't really fit the pattern established by the other street names in Ecruteak City. But that would have gone way the hell over everyone's heads if I hadn't pointed it out just now.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 23, 2010 22:57:50 GMT -5
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 23, 2010 23:16:39 GMT -5
Oh! Neither do I, now that I think of it. Never mind.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 24, 2010 9:14:44 GMT -5
Alright, let's do this thing. __________ Sneak around and try to get inside unnoticed. Be APPRUHONDED Knock on the front door. Step in something unsettling. Get disappearified into the house. Encounter a large dog. OMFG DOG Discover the dog is actually cute and cuddly and very friendly. d'awwww Or, discover otherwise. IT'S EATING MY SOUUULLLL
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 24, 2010 16:50:28 GMT -5
The latest.This post made me tear my hair out for three solid hours but it's okay I guess. Biscuit - 35 Elliot - 30 Lee - 10 SV - 34 Choobs - 1
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 24, 2010 17:10:53 GMT -5
Find Channery waiting for you, having expected you this whole time.
INVESTIGATE THAT BAG
INSPECT OUT OF PLACE FRAME
THE SUSPENSE
HOLY BALLS POHATU
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 24, 2010 17:12:31 GMT -5
solve the god damn mystery.
it's more imperative this time.
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Post by Ninety on Jun 27, 2010 14:03:49 GMT -5
Find a stereo and kick out the jams.Steal things from fridge. Realize you're there to solve the goddamn mystery. Have the dog sniff the pieces of paper that Kiegler left you in hopes that he's a scenthound. Dog eats paper. Frown. Ruffle through Albarello bag. Find photos. Resist the urge to look at them immediately and pocket them for a more in-depth look when you're somewhere other than the site of a breaking and entering. Investigate the ground floor before heading upstairs. Curse dog while doing so. Forgive it since it's so gosh darn lovable.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 27, 2010 16:42:54 GMT -5
The latest.Pretty boring post today. Sorry. I don't blame anyone for running out of patience with this story.
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Post by The Evil Biscuit on Jun 27, 2010 16:59:26 GMT -5
You have her! Attempt a citizens arrest!
Demand the location of the Boullogne.
Cower in fear of being horribly mangled by whatever power she might possess.
Brandish the umbrella like a sword.
Reach an impasse.
Be disarmed handily. Realize Channery's got your number.
The photographs. What do they mean?!
Who is the man in the picture on the mantel?!
Be aggrieved by the Shepherd! such ferociousness omfg
The house is suddenly raided by Williams and company. They've been tracking you as you've tracked Channery, knowing you would likely bumble into her arms sooner or later and thus sparing them the effort of actual police work.
And finally, as a tribute to my first suggestions, back when this epicness first got off the ground:
Have the house suddenly bulldozed.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 27, 2010 18:32:56 GMT -5
pretend you are the pizza delivery man in order to fool channery
forget the pizza
do her.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jun 27, 2010 23:16:50 GMT -5
Say something about your pipe vanishing. Imply she had stole it earlier, and you missed it.
Try to act unassuming. Ask Channery if she'd like to buy something (or maybe donate to some French charity. Your call.)
Sit still, and hope she doesn't see you. Or at least, sit still because you have no idea what to do.
Reach into your pocket for the knife. Produce something comedic.
Reach into your pocket for something unassuming. Produce the knife.
Reach into your pocket for something no ordinary person would bother with at the time. YOU HAVE A PLAN.
Rreach into pocket for a knife.
Produce the knife, and threaten her furniture.
Tweak mustache in consternation, to buy a moment of thinking time.
Carefully consider surrender. Decide it'd be a disgrace to your people, and act valiantly. Or at least try to.
Point out that something valuable is about to fall over. Throw something at the distracted Channery.
Jam hands in pocket, and twiddle fingers. A moment later, attempt to bluff that you've dialed the police on a cell phone. Fail due to some piece of info that you don't possess about cellular telephones.
Point at Channery accusingly, and act as if it's totally natural for you to be here.
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Post by Ninety on Jun 28, 2010 3:01:25 GMT -5
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE I'M OLD AND SENILE GIVE ME MY DOG
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 29, 2010 22:12:21 GMT -5
oh i almost forgot: solve the fucking mystery you sperm-gargling, butt-headed frenchman.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 30, 2010 17:15:06 GMT -5
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 30, 2010 17:18:04 GMT -5
solve the mystery before she kills you
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Post by Ninety on Jun 30, 2010 19:59:37 GMT -5
Get her to say her name backwards so she gets sent back to the 5th dimension for 90 days. That will give you enough time to solve the goddamn mystery and tame her dog.
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