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Post by ch00beh on Mar 27, 2006 1:14:23 GMT -5
"Heh, I'd say a torso of a woman because women have that whole thing of making men go gaga if they're not on their guard. Anything goes when making a super weapon..." Ender suddenly shifted his attention to his food and took a bite out of one of his burgers. He chewed it for a second, letting the flavors dance around on his tongue. He swallowed. "Mmm, this IS a tasty burger," witha voice that sounded strangely like Samuel Jackson's.
Ender then took another bigger bite out of the burger, but the second bite was enough to actually finish the entire sandwich. It was actually quite impressive if you looked past how awkward it looked. With a flick of his finger his second burger flew into the air then dropped cleanly in his opened mouth, again, with one bite engulfing the entire thing.
"Hey, Karine, for another burger, a glass of water, and an aspirin, I'll caulk all your windows for you... Huhuh... I said 'all'."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 9, 2006 23:30:41 GMT -5
Berthold stepped back a slight distance, and his mouth twitched slightly. "Is he high?" He muttered to Karine, keeping an eye on Ender carefully. "Or is he just acting crazy?"
OOC: L00gs, Stephanitis, where are you two?
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Post by Diamond Princess on Apr 10, 2006 11:39:38 GMT -5
"...'Kay. That works," karine said, cleaning the grill off some more. She pt it on and flippe dit evry now and then, also grilling some onions to out on it. She put the rollon the grill too, and put it on a plate.
"Your food's done," she yelled over the crackling of the deep fryer."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 10, 2006 12:18:29 GMT -5
OOC: Pretty soon, we'll skip to the end of the shift time-wise, so that this doesn't drag. I guess another post by everybody, and then we'll get into the big plot.
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Post by Loogs on Apr 10, 2006 21:09:34 GMT -5
"Upgrades would be great. If you could do that, I'd thank you so much, Bert," Levi gratefully said. He picked up his sandwich and tore at it like a starving wolf. Arhenius made a face that, had she not been a robot, would have been accompanied with blushing.
"Yes, I was designed for military purposes. However, I did not fit my constructor's standards, so I was abandoned and left to rust away. Had Levi not found me, I might have done just that." Arhenius flexed her mechanical legs, and approached Ender. "If you pose a danger to us, I will be forced to shoot you with a tranquilizer dart. Got it?"
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 10, 2006 21:24:37 GMT -5
"You've got tranquilizer darts too?" Berthold approached Arhenius, examining her legs with large ammounts of curiosity. He avoided the torso. Glancing at her humanoid portions probably would by rather inappropriate.
"Yeah, I think I see a few joints where I could improve the hydraulics." Berthold muttered, looking at his toolbox, and then looking at Arhenius. "Ender, do you have any of these on hand?" He scribbled a list of parts on a napkin, and slid it across the table to the psionic.
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Post by Loogs on Apr 14, 2006 12:56:34 GMT -5
"Tranquilizer darts, a tank of sulfuric acid, and plenty of ammunition to shoot out of guns I have equipped." Arhenius extended the two pipe-like mechanical arms on her back and showed them to Berthold. The arms had four claws that could grip anything and snap it in half. "Technoalchemic Industries never settles for second best."
"Which is why I was scrapped," Arhenius muttered under her breath.
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 16, 2006 16:07:45 GMT -5
"Oh, it was a joke about how I said "caulk" which sounds like "cock" which makes little freshmen laugh. So, I made a little twist, picked a random word I said, and laughed at it." Ender glanced sideways and waved a hand, sending the caulking device to each window. He took an aspirin, then glanced at the list.
"It just so happens, I actually do have a couple of those on hand." The psionic pulled several of the tools out of his pocket. "I'll be back in a minute, gotta grab the others from the house." With little more warning than that, he disappeared, only to reappear a minute later holding a bag. He shoved the bag into Bert's hands and smiled.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 16, 2006 21:21:17 GMT -5
OOC: Gonna skip ahead in time soon. Just wondering... I'll be working on Arhenius, Levi'll be helping out as an errand boy, and Karine's working... How could we distract Ender until the end of the shift?
BIC: Berthold looked to Karine. "I'll tend to the repairs later. Right now, I'm gonna do our friends a favor." He gestured for the other three to follow him out in back of the restaraunt. "Ender, I may need assistance. I'll send Levi in for you if anything gets tricky." He thanked his newfound friends, and walked out the back exit, with Arhenius in tow.
"Please shut off the power to your legs, so I won't fry myself." Berthold asked, surveying the job ahead. "If you can, that is."
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 16, 2006 23:18:58 GMT -5
OOC: Computer games. BIC: "Okey dokey, I'll just be out here if you need me," Ender replied. He wandered towards a booth in the corner and pulled out his laptop. The boy attatched a pair of headphones to the supercomputer, then started typing stuff in. He grinned, then fixed most of his attention to the screen and the rapid succession of mouse movements and keystrokes. He was, of course, vaguely aware of his surroundings, but games do take a lot of concentration.
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Post by Loogs on May 13, 2006 23:28:35 GMT -5
"What? Think I can't? Even second-best, I'm still a pretty good piece of technology." Arhenius gently 'sat down' and shut her legs off so that they went slack and fell to the floor with a loud, mechanical thud. "So, hydraulics? How high can you get me to jump?"
"Yeah, I guess I'll go follow Ender then." Levi grabbed his sandwich, straightened his hat and glasses, and walked towards the booth, chewing his sandwich. He watched the game intently, but silently and secretly, as he did not want to distract Ender.
OOC: ^^; Sucky, I know, but I'm tired.
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