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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 5, 2009 23:22:42 GMT -5
The day was brought to a start by sound of grinding. Not Elliot on a hot guy style grinding, but a harsh, mechanical noise. Kuroboom was up, running what appeared to be some kind of backhoe. Children were gathered around, whining impatiently.
"It's only a few more minutes until I finish this swimming hole. You can wait until then."
A chorus of complaints went up, but the tykes scattered. 'boom looked at the console again, noting the large "Do not operate while sleeping" warning.
"Like anybody would ever do THAT." 'boom went to dig down into the earth again, reaching for the appropriate lever.
A purple sphere shot through the air, striking him in the head. Though it seemed to have no impact, he instantly fell backwards into a twitchy slumber. Still holding the lever, he pulled back as he slumped.
The main arm of the machine went sliding backwards, smashing through the windshield. It paused for a moment to tear through the front of the cab, and then minced 'boom neatly in half. As he was scooped up, his grip pulled the lever forwards. The arm of the machine lashed outwards, flinging the top half of his corpse into the watery pit.
A sprectral figure sat down at the base of the machine.
"This sucks," Kuroboom's ghost huffed. KUROBOOM IS DEAD!
Day 3 has begun! Begin your accusations and votings!
Remember, Bonus EP to great Accusations! Day 3 ends on Midnight, Monday.
Also, whomever guesses the theme behind the morning deaths and/or the evening deaths first wins a 5 EP each. They don't have to be playing to guess.
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Post by Kuroboom on Sept 5, 2009 23:40:23 GMT -5
"I think we all already know who I'm going to accuse."
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Post by Krazy Glue on Sept 6, 2009 14:33:14 GMT -5
"Completely innoculous posts and worthless accusations aside, we're working with the idea that dark void was used to bring about kuroboom's demise, personally I'd rather think that noone around actually has the power to use such a move, I mean no offence but Darkrai's signature sleep inducing move, would take more discipline than anyone around here could ever teach themselves... So lets rule out the idea that anyone with any talent or mental capacity actually had anything to do with it... Which leads me to the conclusion that its the case of a metronome and very fortunate luck from a less able person, the only concrete evidence so far is whoever decided to hit kuro is definately a douchebag"
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Post by Kuroboom on Sept 7, 2009 20:55:11 GMT -5
"Worthless accusations my ass, the last Wolf is responsible for my death."
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 8, 2009 9:41:33 GMT -5
"I think we need to carefully consider here -- who've we got left? Me, Rupert, V101, Clicker, Lone? -- I think we need to carefully consider who here would actually need the help of a Dark Void attack to put Kuroboom to sleep like that. I mean, because some of us are just boring. We can put people to sleep with how boring we are. Hear me out." Pohatu yawned and stretched his arms out above his head. "Take Rupert for example," he said, nodding in the guy's direction. "Yeah, nice to see you participating at last, Roops. You know, I thought you were all about this whole Mafia thing. In fact, I'm pretty sure every single post you have ever made on Archie Exie that was not actually an in-game Mafia post was something along the lines of A BLOO BLOO BLOO WHEN IS THE NEXT MAFIA GAME GONNA START I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT HALLOWED DAY ANY LONGER. Boring, Rupert. You are boring. You didn't need any stinkin' Dark Void attack to put Kuroboom to sleep." Pohatu gestured toward Lone. "Or how about you, Lone," he said. "Truckin' along there like you always do. Let's have a look at your most recent posts, huh? Oh. Oh. How about that. Scrap Heap, Scrap Heap, Scrap Heap. Let's... Let's have a good look at one of these gems." I kind of don't bother too much with my hair either. I either wash it or wash it and towel dry it. Otherwise, nothing else. "Okay, I don't think I need to say anything more about you, Lone. You bore the pants off of everybody. And if that had sexy consequences then maybe you wouldn't actually be such a boring guy. But there's nothing sexy about it. Everybody's walkin' around pantsless and you've bored the sex drive out of them. What need have you of Dark Voids? "And what about me?" Pohatu went on, jamming a thumb into his own chest. "Did you guys even see that Featured Character article I wrote about Terrian Brogue? Four words for you: Tee, ell, dee, arr!" He noticed the piratical connotation to that last syllable and decided to compound it by slicing the air with a hooked index finger before continuing. "I defy anyone other than Lee to make it all the way through that thing without falling asleep. I can be one boring motherf*cker when I put my mind to it. If I'd wanted to kill Kuroboom, I wouldn't have needed to muster a Dark Void either." Pohatu turned to the two surviving girls. "That leaves us with Clicker and V101," he said. "Clicker? Not boring. V101...? Not boring. Why? I ask you why. Here's why: It's because they're girls... on the Internet. Automatically not boring. Here are the only two suspects among us who would actually need a Dark Void to put someone to sleep. Now, which of them do I believe killed Kuroboom? Easy. We all know Kuroboom is a tough Post Race competitor. Only one of these two has competed in Post Races so far. So only one of them has an obvious motive for killing Kuroboom to ensure that he doesn't get the opportunity to best her in any future runs. "Townspeople, there's plenty of cause for alarm around here," Pohatu concluded. He put the sunglasses on again. "And if I were you, I'd set the alarm for 1:01." VOTE: V101
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Post by V101 on Sept 8, 2009 11:22:06 GMT -5
V101's heart fell in pieces.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
How could Potato accuse HER?
"Potato, dahlin', I cannot bear to accuse you of such a horrible crime...it's all the theatre business, you see...I doubt you're hungry like the
LONEWOLF!"
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Post by Krazy Glue on Sept 10, 2009 8:45:36 GMT -5
"I just thought, if Douchebag7 is "necronian" does that mean we could all vote and re-kill him, I reckon we could keep the game going for weeks and weeks if we just kept killing him in entertaining ways" =D
Vote:BloodWolf7 aka douchebag....
If its against the rules then I'm gonna have to just act entirely randomly...
Vote *only if my other doesn't count* : Lonewolf
Thats what you get for being a wolf....
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 13, 2009 11:50:06 GMT -5
"You see, Rupert, I have been waiting for this day for years. A day where the student can surpass the master, right the wrongs that have been said, and prove himself," Lee stepped off the main path, leading them towards the old power plant.
"It's a rather crucial distinction, here. Though you can not vote for somebody already dead, since hosts are typically too lazy to dig up corpses and execute them again, I must correct the horrible fallacy of your statement," Lee opened the rusty door with a grunt, stepping over a pile of seemingly innocuous red and white orbs, and turned a corner.
"You refer to BloodWolf as a douchebag. However, that is not entirely correct. To be a douchebag, there are certain qualities that one must exhibit. For one, one must be a prettyboy. I assure you that BloodWolf is not a prettyboy." Lee flipped a few levers, and the old machinery began whining and humming again. Sparks arced between various points, and lighting bolts would leap without warning out of gaps and broken off pieces of metal.
"Additionally, a douchebag must be at least somewhat a womanizer. If they are not, than they miss out on the most douchey of all douchebag behaviors, hitting on another guy's girlfriend." Lee began pushing buttons, moving along a gigantic row of consoles. A row of metal shades pulled up, revealing a white chamber with glass windows for observation. In the ceiling, a single panel on a haphazard hinge seemingly waited for its chance to open.
"Finally, BloodWolf never, ever, resorts to douchebag fashion. I have yet to see him use any manner of hair gel, even though a wolf with a fauxhawk would be fairly awesome beyond words, and I have yet to see him with a popped collar." Lee pushed a large red button, and dozens of mechanical arms began descending, plucking up the orbs that had been loitering about. A few protested with harsh electrical buzzes, and some even exploded in their impotent rage.
"So, you see, Rupert, the correct term for BloodWolf would not be 'douchebag'. It could even be argued that I am considerably more of a douchebag than he is. The appropriate term, in the industry, is a Jackass. BloodWolf is second to none, or at least a miserly few, when it comes to behaving like a jackass." Lee turned and walked away from the panel for a moment, opening a door to the chamber.
"Bring the accused scum!" Lee shouted. There was a confused murmuring from the small group, with Pohatu continuously muttering "Walla, walla".
"Oh dear..." Lee said, and glanced at where Lonewolf had been just moments before. A mass of feathers drifting through the air was all to be found, accompanied by a fading clucking in the distance.
Lee put a paw to his mouth.
"Oh, bother..." LONEWOLF HAS AVOIDED EXECUTION!
Night 3 has begun! Return to your homes, and get some rest!
Mm-hm. This is right where things get interesting.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 13, 2009 12:01:09 GMT -5
"Watermelon watermelon watermelon" is the preferred variant.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 13, 2009 12:03:53 GMT -5
Duly noted.
Though personally I prefer "Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb" since it makes better pies.
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