Post by bulbaboy on Sept 28, 2006 18:47:32 GMT -5
*Looks around at everyone while he is working. Sees that no one is paying any attention to him. Slowly pulls of the false to of his computer monitor and reveals a huge stash of jerky products* Oh jerky! Only you under stand me. Only you can make me salivate! *Stuffs face*
*A coworker sees Bulb and remembers he's been clean for a few months. Drops everything and lunges at Bulb*
CoWorker(CW) - Don't do it! It's not worth it!
ME- Give it back to me Paper Pusher! I need it!
CW- No, I'm going to throw this all away right now!
ME- No!!!! Not my Precious!!!!!!
*The two become locked in an intense battle. Bulbs throws the CW into a nearby cubicle and begins to stuff face. The CW returns with a power cord and wraps it around Bulbs neck. Bulbs chokes and manages to get hold of keyboard and smashes it on the CW head. The CW, dazed, slackens his grip just enough that Bulba can get to his pencil drawer. Bulbs opens it to reveal throwing stars which he launches at the CW. Barely dodging the stars the coworker dives into the broom closet and emerges with a spray bottle of cleaning solvent.
ME- What are you going to do with that clean me to death! HAHAHAH!
*CW sprays it in Bulbs eyes*
ME- AAAHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!! It Burns!!!!! It’s the napalm!!!!! AAAHHHHGGGRRRRRGG!!!!!
*Bulbs swings his arms widely and accidentally close lines the secretary. As his eyes clear he sees that the CW has taken the jerky and is running for the garbage can. Bulbs screams in terror and manages to head the CW off near the windows. The two struggle and fight until Bulbs uppercuts the CW. The CW stumbles and trips backward on the Jerky. The CW falls out the window and 10 stories down to his death. Bulbs stares out the window.*
ME- What have I done! OMG!
*Starts to run for an exit but stops. Turns around and runs back to the window. Picks up smashed jerky and runs away.*
*A coworker sees Bulb and remembers he's been clean for a few months. Drops everything and lunges at Bulb*
CoWorker(CW) - Don't do it! It's not worth it!
ME- Give it back to me Paper Pusher! I need it!
CW- No, I'm going to throw this all away right now!
ME- No!!!! Not my Precious!!!!!!
*The two become locked in an intense battle. Bulbs throws the CW into a nearby cubicle and begins to stuff face. The CW returns with a power cord and wraps it around Bulbs neck. Bulbs chokes and manages to get hold of keyboard and smashes it on the CW head. The CW, dazed, slackens his grip just enough that Bulba can get to his pencil drawer. Bulbs opens it to reveal throwing stars which he launches at the CW. Barely dodging the stars the coworker dives into the broom closet and emerges with a spray bottle of cleaning solvent.
ME- What are you going to do with that clean me to death! HAHAHAH!
*CW sprays it in Bulbs eyes*
ME- AAAHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!! It Burns!!!!! It’s the napalm!!!!! AAAHHHHGGGRRRRRGG!!!!!
*Bulbs swings his arms widely and accidentally close lines the secretary. As his eyes clear he sees that the CW has taken the jerky and is running for the garbage can. Bulbs screams in terror and manages to head the CW off near the windows. The two struggle and fight until Bulbs uppercuts the CW. The CW stumbles and trips backward on the Jerky. The CW falls out the window and 10 stories down to his death. Bulbs stares out the window.*
ME- What have I done! OMG!
*Starts to run for an exit but stops. Turns around and runs back to the window. Picks up smashed jerky and runs away.*