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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 5, 2008 18:47:42 GMT -5
I don't know how much I could take. I don't drink, but my family has repute for iron livers, so I probably could handle a decent ammount. And all guys are douchebags at one point or another. You have to luck out and find one that's already gone through that phase. For example, mine ran from late 9th grade until about this June when it came to relationships. Now I'm just annoying.
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Post by bulbaboy on Aug 5, 2008 18:56:29 GMT -5
Or find a girl that likes douchebags like I did
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 5, 2008 19:40:50 GMT -5
No hating on private school kids!
Jeez, do we have to go through my entire life story in this topic, or--?
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 5, 2008 19:46:09 GMT -5
Forever single... Never dated or went out with a girl. Never kissed a girl. Never anything. Probably never will either... ;(
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 5, 2008 20:13:02 GMT -5
I'm a private school kid. Good times.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Aug 5, 2008 20:31:03 GMT -5
Update! I have a date with a boy a week on saturday. This is good. Because I like him and he likes me.
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Post by V101 on Aug 5, 2008 23:38:43 GMT -5
Update!
I caught my friend I've had a thing for for the past two years but was totally impossible since he had a girlfriend of like three years but they recently broke up so I was slowly moving in...yeah, in bed with some passed out naked chick Saturday night, and we haven't spoken since. Awesome!
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Post by Krazy Glue on Aug 6, 2008 4:42:15 GMT -5
*raises hand*
I'm a douchebag!
On another note...
V that totally sucks ass, you should totally smash his balls with a hammer for that, or get him really pissed so he's paraletic, convince him you want to have sex, then duck tape him naked to a table or something and then get people to move the table to a public place hehehehe
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 6, 2008 12:43:36 GMT -5
You should slip him a roofie and then do what Rupert said about duct taping him naked. That way you don't have to feel all skanky from convincing someone to have sex with you. Plus it's probably easier to position and strip him if he's passed out as opposed to struggling.
Or freeze him in carbonite while he has an erection and smash his dick off.
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Post by luigilover on Aug 6, 2008 17:54:53 GMT -5
I was home schooled for kindergarten, private schooled for 1-8 (And all of the four boys in the school were either related to me or butts) and now I'm home schooled. So I've never had a boy friend and my social life consist of two really good friends, then those who have little time for me, and like two in between.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 6, 2008 18:47:33 GMT -5
you should totally smash his balls with a hammer for that Since Blood's not on: SMASH IT(THEM) WITH A HAMMER!
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Aug 6, 2008 18:55:50 GMT -5
How about cut off with a sword butcher knife?
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Post by V101 on Aug 8, 2008 18:23:55 GMT -5
I like all these ideas, pals, thanks.
[Only read this if you're bored]
At work [which is just typing stuff we hear through headphones, it's really lame...where I work for works for these people (copytalk.com) anyway!] I swore I saw aforementioned dude walk by the door to go inside another part of the building (it's a building with several offices and things) where there are restrooms and whatnot...I work 10-2, his roommate comes in at 12, and he comes in at 2...so anyway I'm 99% it was him walking by, and I think he's been like avoiding me and getting his roommate to text him when I'm gone. Because I leave at not-the-same-time every day, and he's not one to be late.
How fn sketchy, dudes. And I mean, maybe you're thinking he wouldn't put so much effort into being stealthy? But no, he totally would.
Vom. So maybe I'll never see him again!
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Post by SV on Aug 9, 2008 2:22:17 GMT -5
Honestly, I wonder how I date CB sometimes.
Probably because he's planning something cool/expensive/inappropriate for our anniversary. ;D
And to be fair, he had more than just the vodka, and he had all the vodka in a twenty-ish minute period. It was actually a really fun party, especially since I couldn't drink quickly enough to become properly inebriated like everyone else. And, like, my other guy-friend threw up all over himself and suddenly became really concerned about the pillow he was sleeping on. "Is...is the pillow okay? I hope it's okay. I feel really bad."
But that's not the point.
The point is that V's man-boy is a total cockmonger.
I support duct tape and public humiliation. Make it so! ><
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2008 3:34:34 GMT -5
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to do it. Just had to. Lee, I would like to thank you for doing so in my absence. Anyway.....
Public humiliation.... I think that's a tad bit too far.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Aug 9, 2008 8:47:41 GMT -5
Update!
I take it back. I don't like him very much.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2008 18:44:45 GMT -5
What happened?
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Aug 9, 2008 18:48:01 GMT -5
I'm so very cool.
I broke his heart. And luckily, I'm JUST drunk enough to not worry about it right now.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2008 18:50:32 GMT -5
Ok..... Hm.... Ohnar benek.
I'll never understand that.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Aug 9, 2008 18:53:14 GMT -5
I'll never understand that either.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2008 18:55:44 GMT -5
Probably not.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Aug 9, 2008 18:55:57 GMT -5
No, it's probably best you don't
(By which I mean that I didn't like him as much as I thought I did so me and a friend made up a story so that I don't have to start being his b/f and stuff, yeah)
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 9, 2008 19:00:09 GMT -5
Can't say it'd be best not to....
And, ah.... So that's what happened....
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Post by V101 on Aug 9, 2008 22:20:23 GMT -5
Holy wow, I've never thought about drunk exodusing before. I will HAVE to try it next time. Or maybe drunk facebooking people from here. Hmmmmmmmm a whole new world of possibilities!
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Post by ch00beh on Aug 9, 2008 22:23:05 GMT -5
You're behind the times. Rupert and El have been doing it like all the time for the past forever. I think I may have tried it out once.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Aug 9, 2008 23:12:57 GMT -5
Until you drunk dial the house that you are getting drunk that you haven't lived. That conversation is really quite weird afterwards.
Either that or "You have to hold on to the ground so you don't fly into space" drunk. That was a bad night...
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