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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Oct 8, 2009 15:01:51 GMT -5
You get a puppy that's not close to the bug-eyed rat to bring down my wrath!
*Inserts Necronia*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Oct 10, 2009 23:09:44 GMT -5
You get a piece of dark matter that contains pieces of a necromancer's power.
*inserts psychology textbook*
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Exorcet
Citizen of the Archipelago
Posts: 27
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Post by Exorcet on Nov 8, 2009 22:24:19 GMT -5
You get Inserts
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 15, 2009 12:17:21 GMT -5
You got a screen shot!
*Inserts Diddy*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Nov 15, 2009 12:19:45 GMT -5
You get a donkey (yes, gabriel iglesias reference)!
*Inserts wristwatch*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 15, 2009 12:21:27 GMT -5
You get to watch your wrist!
*Inserts a shoe*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Nov 15, 2009 12:26:20 GMT -5
You get shooed away from this topic!
*insert toothbrush*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 15, 2009 12:27:39 GMT -5
You get to scrub away the margin breaking picture!
*Inserts a baby*
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Fleetwolf
Joyeuse Insurgency
Scrap Heap
Posts: 224
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Post by Fleetwolf on Nov 15, 2009 13:49:36 GMT -5
You get three crying, screaming babies with full diapers.
*inserts a chocolate chip muffin*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 15, 2009 15:38:15 GMT -5
In for a baby, in for triplets eh?
You get a chocolate chip muffin in the trash can!
*Inserts strawberry ice cream*
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Fleetwolf
Joyeuse Insurgency
Scrap Heap
Posts: 224
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Post by Fleetwolf on Nov 16, 2009 17:48:58 GMT -5
You get a melted puddle that was once strawberry ice cream. Only now it looks a bit .... radioactive.
*inserts a roll of duct tape*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Nov 16, 2009 18:43:59 GMT -5
You get a girl named Sam with her mouth duct tape shut so that she didn't spread her anti-snow craziness/propoganda.
Inserts Envy
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 3, 2009 21:03:00 GMT -5
You get to make a bad joke about FMA Hentai.
*Inserts an acronym*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 4, 2009 0:01:25 GMT -5
You get a... Arcane Capturing Rod Of Never Yielding Mystery ( 3800 power ) Power Type: Arcane Power Bonus: 12% Attraction Bonus: n/a Luck: 18 Cheese Effect: Insanely Stale
*inserts cheese*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 4, 2009 1:32:41 GMT -5
You get to make quote jokes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 4, 2009 1:33:14 GMT -5
*Inserts biscuits*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 6, 2009 13:20:00 GMT -5
You get a Cracker Barrel!
*inserts undershirt*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Dec 6, 2009 21:00:26 GMT -5
You get to pretend your over-shirt is clean for the next three days.
*Inserts silk*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Dec 8, 2009 0:06:34 GMT -5
You get a silkworm!
*inserts dead body*
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Fleetwolf
Joyeuse Insurgency
Scrap Heap
Posts: 224
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Post by Fleetwolf on Dec 23, 2009 12:53:19 GMT -5
You get a zombie!
*inserts a cat*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jan 12, 2010 10:38:53 GMT -5
You get a puppy!
*inserts class syllabus*
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jan 12, 2010 20:07:59 GMT -5
You get a giant red stamp that reads "FAIL!"
*Inserts random computer problems*
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Feb 10, 2010 11:21:33 GMT -5
You the explanation to all your problems in a HUGE string of hexidecimal digits.
*inserts The House of Leaves*
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 10, 2010 14:39:01 GMT -5
The book falls into the vending machine1 with a heavy thump. You wonder how it is that so many objects of all shapes and sizes can be inserted into what appears to be a machine of perfectly ordinary proportions. You examine the cool glow of the front display, which depicts a [DATA EXPUNGED]2 bottle, open, spraying far more than 20 ounces of soda onto the icy background. It occurs to you that the vending machine may be larger on the inside than without. 3You decide to insert postmodernist self-referentiality, although it's hard to tell whether to pursue that idea or to choose the other option which seems no less valid: that is, inserting self-referential postmodernism. Though as you think about it more, your choices seem to narrow until the proper decision seems quite obvious. ---- 1I can't believe I'm doing this. I hate the Scrap Heap. If we're not talking about topics in it I made, I mean. Otherwise, f*cking forget it. I can't stand this board. Wipe it off the face of the forum if I had my way. Put an end to the moronic mentality that promotes this kind of empty spamming. I mean, sure, I've propagated a few fads in my time4, but at least with fads you can get creative and have fun with them. This shit? This is about as creative as the slush on my boots. I'll tell you what's a creative Scrap Heap game. Scribblenauts. And guess who's decided to avoid Scribblenauts like the plague? Right. The wolves.2Brand name withheld to avoid incurring legal repercussions. --Ed.3In the words of a long-gone friend: brilliant deduction there, Shylock.5 Don't know how it could have taken you any less than fifty pages to figure out that if you can stick an entire goddamned country in there, the machine might just be a wee bit unusual.4Pohatu somewhat understates the point here, given that he is responsible for coining and/or continuing easily half of the fads viewable on this page. --Ed.5Okay, I never said "intelligent" long-gone friend. Good guy though. We had some times. At least until he went missing round about that whole f*cked-up thing at the hotel.
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Post by asmo on Feb 11, 2010 12:02:32 GMT -5
Close this thread and give Pohatu a medal.
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Post by Hamuu on Feb 11, 2010 16:16:56 GMT -5
I agree and, as owner of the Vending Machine, declare Pohatu the winner!
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