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Post by Belle on Feb 21, 2011 18:46:04 GMT -5
A young woman sits crouched behind a chest-high wall. It seems to have been a very eventful day for her. The hell is this broad doing? And what's her name?
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Post by Belle on Feb 22, 2011 2:28:53 GMT -5
dV: Busty AssassinFlattering, you suppose. But no. dV: Belle Krumpfin dV: Marie Clemenceaunnnno.. no. You do ponder for a moment on the pronunciation of Krumpfin. Like, is it just how it looks? Krump-fin? Or some foreign sounding deal, like Krooommmmmm-fn. Regardless, that's not your name either. DV: Fern Colvard DV: Tori MeserneNot quite. Close, but not quite. You do like them though, and make a mental note to consider such names should you ever get into witness protection and need a new identity. DV: Longsnout MacWheredothesuspendersconnectwiththepantsersonovitch XIIQuite the mouthful. They go here, good sir. let's try this once more. dV: Bicé CalevroRight on. Your name is Bicé Calevro. Today is your unbirthday. Your Uncle, a rather odd man, always deems this occasion as cause to spend an hour at the shooting range he erected at the rear of his large plot of property. Which is to say, all 364 days that are not your birthday. Leaps years non-inclusive. Your chumhandle is delphicVoyager, pertaining to two topics of great interest to you; ancient mythology and traveling the world. You are all about the ancient civilizations, especially Greece and Rome. Often times you will spend hours at a time curled up somewhere comfortable with a hefty volume detailing the myths of a time long before your own. That is, when you're not playing video games. You love gaming with a passion. And you're good. Oh you're good. Your consoles are like children to you, and you're not ashamed to admit that you cried when your Xbox started flashing those fatal red rings. It's okay though, you've got friends who were more than capable of kicking it back into shape. Recently, you've been investing more time in PC Gaming, as it is fairly new territory and you are determined to cover it all. All of the territory. It will be yours. Your passions in music are eclectic, and you listen to anything with a good beat, but your greatest love is in Rock music. And that's really all there is to say on the matter. dV: What are you doing D:< Who, you? You're practicing on the range of course. Best to get in the hour of practice before your Uncle realizes you don't reek of gunpowder. It's a nuisance to deal with any strife between the two of you. Truly. But it's worthwhile, you suppose. You're a decent shot. So now you've done your time. Freedom is yours. What will you do with it?
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Post by Belle on Feb 23, 2011 0:31:18 GMT -5
Bicé: Guns are dangerous, dispose of it immediately!YOU EAT DANGER FOR YOUR GODDAMN BREAKFAST with a bowl of strawberries and Special K Bicé: Guns are wonderful, hold on to it for now! Bicé: Render the girl in a more symbolic manner. Done and done. That's more like it. You allocate the handguns to your firearmkind strife specibus. Bicé: Captchalogue the bullseye to show your uncle if you need to.Got it. You believe Uncle will be proud. He's very supportive of your efforts and encouraging of your success. You captchalogue the bullseye and allocate it into it's right place in your Dodekatheon modus. oh you should probably explain that. You have the Dodekatheon modus, as you mentioned about three lines ago. Essentially, there are twelve categories in your modus, with three cards in each (you have a rather hefty modus). Each card falls under the jurisdiction of one of the twelve Olympian gods. There are currently three cards under each Olympian, and in order to put an item under their name, you must find a way to relate the object to the god or one of their many symbolic items. So, theoretically you could allocate the target sheet to either Ares, the god of War, or to Apollo or Artemis, who have the bow and arrow as their symbols. You decide to go with Apollo, because he's your homie. You would give him a solid fistbunp if he wasn't a mythological deity. Bicé: Head inside.Done. You have conveniently placed yourself in the kitchen. Bicé: Get food. Right now. You are SO HUNGRY oh god you are so motherfucking hungry. What now?
- Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [ , , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [ , , ] : Dionysus [ , , ] Apollo [TargetSheet, , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [ , , ] : Aphrodite [ , , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [ , , ] Strife : firearmkind: Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Feb 24, 2011 1:29:37 GMT -5
Bicé: Explain that weird floating orb.This floating orb? This is... a lamp, you believe. It was one of your Uncle's craft projects, so assumedly it was crafted from the egg or carapace of some endangered creature. Poor thing. You opt to call it a lamp because it starts glowing when the natural lighting in the room dims. Bicé: Captchalogue some of those test tubes or whatever on the shelf.Actually, the test tubes are drinking glasses. Also some of the statuettes your uncle has kindly decorated the house with. On this particular shelf you find a Pan statue, an Apollo, and a Hermes. 'Sup guys. You captchalogue the two young men and allocate them to themselves. You also captchalogue one of the glasses just in case you get thirsty and need a drinking receptacle later. You allocate it to uh.. Dionysus. He likes a good drink. Bicé: Have some fucking lunch or something I mean goddamn. Yesssssssssss because you're hungr- the fuck was that. ... food? Of course. A meal of tomato soup, a bowl of strawberries, and a glass of Root Beer. Your favorites. It was probably your Uncle. He's surprisingly stealthy for a man of his demeanor. You suppose that's why he's such a good hunter. 'Sup Uncle. Thanks for the grub. You guys are pretty tight. So now you've enjoyed a delicious lunch. Now what? - Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [ , , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [ , , ] : Dionysus [DrinkingGlass, , ] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [ , , ] : Aphrodite [ , , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette, , ] Strife : firearmkind: Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:03:45 GMT -5
Bicé: CAPTCHALOGUE THAT SPOON. You never know. Oh hell fucking yes. YOU HAVE THE SPOON. YOU HAVE THE POWER.
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:05:04 GMT -5
Bicé: Start some sick fires in the fireplace.These fires are going to be downright nasty, bro. and... Bam.
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:06:05 GMT -5
Bicé: Ask if your uncle needs anything. Maybe a beer. All uncles drink beer. Unless that green thing by his arm is a six-pack, in which case he's probably good.You turn to see your Uncle engaged in an enthralling novella. He enjoys stories that leave him room to sit ponderingly. He looks up at you and smiles a knowing smile; the kind that you think makes him look like Pierce Brosnan. There is indeed a bottle of quality ale on the table beside him. Bicé: Unless he's finished that one already and needs ANOTHER SIX-PACK. Sheesh.Turning back again to examine the condition of his beverage, you find your Uncle already indicating the long green neck of the bottle and its sealed cap. A very insightful man, your Uncle. You figure he must have replenished his stock when he appearified a lunch for you.
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:06:35 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:07:21 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:08:08 GMT -5
Shit just got real.
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:09:00 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:09:33 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:10:20 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 28, 2011 0:10:52 GMT -5
And he's gone. Goddamn he is a stealthy bastard. - Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [ , , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [ , , ] : Dionysus [DrinkingGlass, , ] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [ , , ] : Aphrodite [ , , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette, , ] Strife : firearmKind: Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Mar 2, 2011 1:22:03 GMT -5
Bicé: Relegate spoon to... um... Poseidon. Because apparently some cultures used seashells for primitive spoons. Oh yeah. You were so caught up in your completely rad fireplace that you forgot to actually captchalogue the spoon. You allocate it to Poseidon and happily mull over that new informational tidbit. Bicé: Clean up! The house is too amazing to have an unsightly beer stain on the wall.Yeeaaaahhhh. You'd hate to see a stain on the walls or carpet. God you love this house. You make a quick trip to the kitchen to pick up a towel before an idea comes to you; Bicé: Captchalogue shards of beer bottle. Relegate them to Dionysus obviously. Could be handy to eject those from your sylladex at rapid speed. Toward other people, I mean. ... Good idea. As you set about cleaning the mess off the wall, you gingerly collect the shards of glass and allocate them to Dionysus as a bundle in the last space available. You figure a single round burst such as this will suit you just fine, should the need to utilize it ever arise. Bicé: Slip into something more comfortable. You know, comfortable.A tempting suggestion. You make a mental note to peruse your collection of power armor when you return to your room and find your computer or something. Because you clearly have such an extensive compilation. Bicé: Refill that drinking glass, STAT.SIR. You return to the kitchen to rinse out the towel you used to clean your Uncle's mess, and fill the glass with Root Beer from your secret stash; not that you need to keep it secret because your Uncle doesn't drink it but the fun is in the chase is it not? - Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [Spoon, , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [ , , ] : Dionysus [Glasso'RootBeer, ,BottleShards] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [ , , ] : Aphrodite [ , , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette, , ] Strife : firearmKind : Desert Eagle bluuuhhhhhh this isn't the second half of that big update I was planning on because that is going to be quite image-heavy and and it's a fuckton of different rooms and stuff. Hopefully that will be up later this week after midterms :I
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:04:39 GMT -5
Bicé: Visit another room on the ground floor. This house is too bitchin' to rush through.You'll do you one better and give a Grand Tour of the ground floor. Rhyming, yes. First and foremost, the Pool Room. You like this room because not only is it pretty much a freaking sweet pool, but the irony... Oh Uncle. You are a card.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:05:36 GMT -5
Next is the Game Room, but you have to go through the Front Room and back through the Dining Room (adjacent to the Kitchen) to get there. Hello Front Room. 'Sup Zeus. You like this room. You actually have quite a few cool staircases in this house. Maybe we'll get to see more of them later.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:06:10 GMT -5
The Dining Rooooooom. You were just here not long ago, though we never took a look at the other half that wasn't the Kitchen.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:06:52 GMT -5
And the Game Room. Your sanctuary, though you keep most of the games you own on a bookshelf in your room. Whatever, this is where the consoles are. And the TV. And the cool. The Game Room also leads to a smaller Game Room. You... Don't really like this room. Time to vamoose.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:07:27 GMT -5
The Balcony! Even though it's really just a Porch. Whatevs.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:08:12 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:08:55 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:09:28 GMT -5
So cool.
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:10:18 GMT -5
Bicé: Tell us more about your UNCLE and your BITCHIN' HOUSE.Sure! Your Uncle is an Architect, which you suppose is how he ended up with such a sweet house. He's been raising you since you were little following the rather sudden disappearance of your parents. You think he's done a pretty bang-up job teaching you what's really important, sending you to good schools, and touring the world with you in tow. You don't think you'll ever be able to repay him for his immense kindness, which you suppose is why you revere him so. Also, funny story, this one time h-
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:10:56 GMT -5
Bicé: Find your computer or something! People have the weirdest habits of pestering you when you're not even there.... They do?
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Post by Belle on Mar 6, 2011 11:11:32 GMT -5
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