Post by Loogs on Oct 12, 2010 21:02:38 GMT -5
So Lee and I were discussing humorous ORP pairings when a diabolical yet hilarious idea dawned on me:
"Why don't we have a slashfic contest on the boards?"
How many of you just shuddered at the thought of having to play fangirl? Probably most of you. But hear me out. I just wanna have a little fun with the idea, and hey, maybe we'll all find out something we never knew before about our fellow Exodite.
What I will do is roll two d20s to generate a random pairing, and go by the numbers assigned below. Each person will be assigned a different random pairing and will write a slashfic based on their result.
The pairings list is as follows:
1. Hector
2. Lucas
3. Joseph
4. Channery
5. Jonas
6. Yoshimitsu
7. Daniel Huckabee
8. Miko
9. Nopcsa
10. Terrian
11. Rhys
12. Rie
13. Yoon
14. Natalie
15. Helen
16. Masquerade
17. Ysane
18. Scar
19. Any inanimate object
20. Roll two more times, and add the results
1. The fic must be anywhere from three to five pages long.
2. No lemons (explicit fics) may be posted on the boards. However, if you do decide you want things to get a little steamy, e-mail me your entry and I will share the entry with anyone upon request.
3. For the love of god no rape fics. I realize this will be especially tempting if you pull the Dinh Quints, but please, we are civilized folk here.
4. If for some un-fun reason you want to remove your character from this list, you may request to do so. The character will then be replaced by another one.
5. I would like to also stress that none of these fics will be canon to ORP itself.[/b] This is merely a humorous little experiment conducted by Lee and myself.
6. The 20th dice roll works like this, for anyone who may be confused: I'll roll the two dice again, and those two numbers will be added to the pairing. For example, if the result is: 6/20, I'll roll the dice again, and get 1/14. The resulting pairing would then be: 6/1/14, or Yoshimitsu/Hector/Natalie oh dear sweet god no[/b]
7. Double rolls (e.g. 5/5 or 17/17) would be narcissist fics, or if for some reason you choose to write a lemon, *sigh*, masturbation.
8. My rolling of the dice is completely Lee-verified and Lee-approved. So no, I won't be rigging the results and pairing everyone up with Hector. Besides, I actually want to see some serious variety in these fics, I mean, imagine how boring it'd be if I had to read like ten Hector slashfics blugh ughhh oh god.
9. You have until March 30th to submit your entry. You can either PM it to me or email it if it is a lemon to themasshysteria(at)gmail.com. They'll be going up on April 1st. Fitting huh. At which point, Lee and I will be judging the fics. After much deliberation, we will award third and second place, and first place will have the honor of being THE OTP OF EXODUS ROLE PLAY[/i]. Also you get EP, that too.
10. I would like to further stress this point for anyone still uncomfortable with the idea:
DON'T TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY. THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN. JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS. DON'T WORRY IF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE PULLED SOME CRACK PAIRING WITH YOUR BELOVED CHARACTER, THIS ISN'T CANON, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
JUST. HAVE. FUN. DAMMIT.[/size]
PAIRINGS LIST:[/size][/u]
Lee: Nopcsa/Natalie
Pohatu: Hector/Huckabee
Loogs: Helen/Inanimate Object
Biscuit: Channery/Miko
ch00bs: Joseph/Yoon
Kuro: Natalie/Ysane
SV: Huckabee/Helen
Elliot: Hector/Helen
Prime: Lucas/Yoshimitsu
"Why don't we have a slashfic contest on the boards?"
How many of you just shuddered at the thought of having to play fangirl? Probably most of you. But hear me out. I just wanna have a little fun with the idea, and hey, maybe we'll all find out something we never knew before about our fellow Exodite.
What I will do is roll two d20s to generate a random pairing, and go by the numbers assigned below. Each person will be assigned a different random pairing and will write a slashfic based on their result.
The pairings list is as follows:
1. Hector
2. Lucas
3. Joseph
4. Channery
5. Jonas
6. Yoshimitsu
7. Daniel Huckabee
8. Miko
9. Nopcsa
10. Terrian
11. Rhys
12. Rie
13. Yoon
14. Natalie
15. Helen
16. Masquerade
17. Ysane
18. Scar
19. Any inanimate object
20. Roll two more times, and add the results
1. The fic must be anywhere from three to five pages long.
2. No lemons (explicit fics) may be posted on the boards. However, if you do decide you want things to get a little steamy, e-mail me your entry and I will share the entry with anyone upon request.
3. For the love of god no rape fics. I realize this will be especially tempting if you pull the Dinh Quints, but please, we are civilized folk here.
4. If for some un-fun reason you want to remove your character from this list, you may request to do so. The character will then be replaced by another one.
5. I would like to also stress that none of these fics will be canon to ORP itself.[/b] This is merely a humorous little experiment conducted by Lee and myself.
6. The 20th dice roll works like this, for anyone who may be confused: I'll roll the two dice again, and those two numbers will be added to the pairing. For example, if the result is: 6/20, I'll roll the dice again, and get 1/14. The resulting pairing would then be: 6/1/14, or Yoshimitsu/Hector/Natalie oh dear sweet god no[/b]
7. Double rolls (e.g. 5/5 or 17/17) would be narcissist fics, or if for some reason you choose to write a lemon, *sigh*, masturbation.
8. My rolling of the dice is completely Lee-verified and Lee-approved. So no, I won't be rigging the results and pairing everyone up with Hector. Besides, I actually want to see some serious variety in these fics, I mean, imagine how boring it'd be if I had to read like ten Hector slashfics blugh ughhh oh god.
9. You have until March 30th to submit your entry. You can either PM it to me or email it if it is a lemon to themasshysteria(at)gmail.com. They'll be going up on April 1st. Fitting huh. At which point, Lee and I will be judging the fics. After much deliberation, we will award third and second place, and first place will have the honor of being THE OTP OF EXODUS ROLE PLAY[/i]. Also you get EP, that too.
10. I would like to further stress this point for anyone still uncomfortable with the idea:
DON'T TAKE THIS SO SERIOUSLY. THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN. JUST HAVE FUN WITH THIS. DON'T WORRY IF YOU OR SOMEONE ELSE PULLED SOME CRACK PAIRING WITH YOUR BELOVED CHARACTER, THIS ISN'T CANON, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
JUST. HAVE. FUN. DAMMIT.[/size]
PAIRINGS LIST:[/size][/u]
Lee: Nopcsa/Natalie
Pohatu: Hector/Huckabee
Loogs: Helen/Inanimate Object
Biscuit: Channery/Miko
ch00bs: Joseph/Yoon
Kuro: Natalie/Ysane
SV: Huckabee/Helen
Elliot: Hector/Helen
Prime: Lucas/Yoshimitsu