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Post by Testbug on Mar 13, 2011 20:52:24 GMT -5
===-==>BA: ? WS: I... WS: I JUST KILLED A MANTIS. BA: ... A Mantis? WS: I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THIS WHY IS IT DEAD WS: I'M SO SORRY MR. MANTIS YOU PROBABLY HAD SUCH A GOOD LIFE AHEAD OF YOU BA: Hn. BA: I have an idea... BA: If my hunch is correct.... WS: BOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO WS: Wait.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 13, 2011 21:24:04 GMT -5
===-==>WS: What is this? BA: If my hunch is correct, I just resurrected this mantis. WS: Oh. WS: Well good! BA: ... I think he wants to talk to you. BA: Or maybe it's a she? WS: Well, I'll go talk to him/her now. WS: And you later! WS: Bye!
-- warimteStrategist [WS] ceased pestering biomechArtisan [BA] --You're just not feeling the glasses. As awesome as they are, meeting somebody new requires you have full eye contact. So your set them down for just a bit to talk with the Mantissprite. You ditched the kitten ears back during your rampage, but still. Removing them, you feel, is important. SHIRO: Um. SHIRO: Hello there! MANTISSPRITE: Hello to you too, my good sire. MANTISSPRITE: How is the fair sky and fine weather treating you? SHIRO: Oh good, you speak! SHIRO: But I have to ask... SHIRO: How do you think this is good weather? MANTISSPRITE: Is it not terrific weather with which lightning generators can be powered? MANTISSPRITE: T'were the lightning not here, would your house not be without power, and thus you as well? SHIRO: Well... SHIRO: I guess that's true! SHIRO: But what about all the time blocks? MANTISSPRITE: What of them? SHIRO: Aren't they an awful part of the weather? MANTISSPRITE: No such thing! MANTISSPRITE: The blocks are in fact not part of the weather whatsoever. MANTISSPRITE: There are of foreign creation, my sire! SHIRO: Why do you keep calling me your sire? MANTISSPRITE: You are the one what brought my life, is that not true, sire? SHIRO: I suppose so. SHIRO: But don't we have things more pressing to discuss than the weather? MANTISSPRITE: Why yes, I suppose we do! MANTISSPRITE: For example, what your job has become! SHIRO: My job? MANTISSPRITE: Ho! MANTISSPRITE: You fill your life with noise, yes? SHIRO: Yeah? MANTISSPRITE: Well, do you not come upon periods of silence? SHIRO: Ha, I can't, actually. MANTISSPRITE: Why not? SHIRO: I have tonitus. MANTISSPRITE: Do tell. SHIRO: It's a disease where people, like me, constantly hear a ringing in their ears. SHIRO: It never goes away, and it varies from person to person. MANTISSPRITE: Let me tell you something, sire. MANTISSPRITE: If it is my place. SHIRO: It is! Go on. MANTISSPRITE: You have no such disease! SHIRO: But... I DO have it! SHIRO: I can even hear it now! MANTISSPRITE: And I assure you that no disease is its cause! MANTISSPRITE: Unfortunately, I cannot tell you what the noise is or why it is there, but it is most certainly not because of "tonitus," sire. MANTISSPRITE: As soon as we are finished with this conversation, I wish to descend unto yonder land and begin eating some of the bugs that occupy the area. MANTISSPRITE: If it is in your wishes, sire. SHIRO: Well, I'm not going to say no! SHIRO: But really, I wish you could tell me what the ringing is! MANTISSPRITE: All I can say is that you will figure it out in due time, my sire. MANTISSPRITE: Is there anything else you wish to know about this game? SHIRO: Well, yeah! What the hell happened after I tried to kill myself with the katana? MANTISSPRITE: Well, when you did that, the kernelsprite, the noisy object I was before you added the chess piece, was going mad. MANTISSPRITE: Once you added the knight, thank you sire, I was split it into two. MANTISSPRITE: One to a moon of light, the other a moon of darkness. MANTISSPRITE: This affected the enemies you encounter, which is why they bear a ravishing mane. SHIRO: Well that explains that. SHIRO: But what else happened? MANTISSPRITE: Well, the battlefield between the light and dark moons changed. MANTISSPRITE: They were originally locked in a stalemate, but you have fleshed out their battlefields with new weapons and troops and soldiers. MANTISSPRITE: In chess terms, you added the queen and her subbordinates to a game of only kings. SHIRO: I'm pretty awesome then, huh? MANTISSPRITE: I would say so, sire. MANTISSPRITE: You are now in a vast area known as "The Medium", and you, specifically, are on a planet known as The Land of Time and Thunder. MANTISSPRITE: If and when your friends join the game, their worlds will be different than yours. SHIRO: Oh. I guess that makes sense! SHIRO: You've talked about the two moons... SHIRO: The light one is Prospit, right? MANTISSPRITE: Very good, sire! The dark one is Derse, if you were going to ask. SHIRO: I was! SHIRO: But what's between them? MANTISSPRITE: Skaia. A planet of immense possibility where the battle of good and evil takes place. Derse and Prospit are its two moons, sire. SHIRO: Oh. Well... SHIRO: I guess that's all I really want to know! SHIRO: Thank you so much. SHIRO: Any parting words of wisdom? MANTISSPRITE: Give yourself some peace and quiet soon, sire.
MANTISSPRITE has descended to The Land of Time and Thunder.WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 11/100 Grist 41/100 Quartz 9/30 Silica B$525
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Post by Testbug on Apr 6, 2011 17:19:15 GMT -5
Shiro: Ponder the Mantissprite once more.You know, the guy isn't so bad. He's really, in all honesty, a cool guy. He's helpful as hell, sophisticated, and one half chess, one half mantis, and one half video game ghost construct. (And one half bad at math.) In all seriousness, though, the guy is unlike anything you've ever encountered. Someone not only willing to treat you as an equal, or even a superior, but be polite about it. He's willing to be helpful and honest, even when he probably doesn't think it's his place. And he's a badass fighter with no need to establish dominance. This mantissprite is remarkably unlike the internet or his father. And that's good for now.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 6, 2011 17:21:12 GMT -5
Shiro: You know, you're actually kind of lonely. And bored. Pester Bicé again, it's been like a whole thirty minutes since you talked to her! What is up with that even. Yeah, you are lonely. And bored! But there's a problem. Out of power. No internet, unless you go back inside to use the Wi-Fi, which is grossly short-range. But you need to get on her about avoiding the meteors! The real implications of this game seemed to slip into hiding during the last conversation.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 6, 2011 17:23:37 GMT -5
Shiro: Strike a really cool pose.You would, but this god damn coat makes it REALLY HARD to pose in, because you can't do anything other than sit there while the coat part flies up and smacks you in the back of the head. You've managed to do some cool posing before, but now the wind kicked up. Which sucks. But there is an option. Your dad gave you one of his old briefcases, and a suit, for the purpose of cool posing. No. Seriously.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 6, 2011 17:26:01 GMT -5
====-=>Your dad used to work for SRS Business Management, but SRS Business looked better on the briefcases. So they gave your dad one. And he didn't like it so much, so he gave it to you. Oh joy. But the suit inside fits you, and its color motif sorta matches up with yours. Black with white trim instead of white with black, but you can handle that for a while. Besides. It's still a cool outfit.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 6, 2011 20:01:38 GMT -5
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Post by Testbug on Apr 10, 2011 2:48:12 GMT -5
YOU THERE. VIEW THIS.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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[CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: SRS Business Case Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base
[STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki
2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons
[SBURB STATS] 9/100 Grist 37/100 Quartz 4/30 Silica B$525
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 19:56:10 GMT -5
Shiro: Mull over what that one Iron Child said.
Okay. You'll give it a try.
Silence.
PLENTY easy. You'll settle down in front of this tower to make sure that you don't accidentally hit by carrying around all these giant metal poles, and start to quiet down.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 19:57:28 GMT -5
===-==>You focus on only the sounds in the distance, removing the sounds of the thunder in the distance, the chatter of residents, and the clinking of their armor. You can hear it? It's definitely faint right now, and it's certainly familiar.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 19:59:13 GMT -5
===-==>Yeah, it's definitely there. And you've even spent the time necessary to figure out exactly what it is. To anybody with musical background, (not you!) it would've been incredibly obvious exactly what tone it is.
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 19:59:57 GMT -5
===-==>A perfect B Natural. PERFECT. It's almost shocking how perfect it is, and-
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 20:49:49 GMT -5
===-==>SHIRO: AAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 20:52:27 GMT -5
Oh no! I should really say something to this poor little boy!SHIRO: OH MY GOD IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT IT'S SO LOUD IT'S SO LOUD IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT IT'S SO LOUD IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT OH MY GOD GET IT OUT IT'S SO LOUD IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT OH MY GOD GET IT OUT IT'S SO LOUD GET IT OUT
GET IT OUT
GET IT OUT
GET IT OUT
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 20:53:10 GMT -5
you are not going to talk to him you faggot
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 20:56:49 GMT -5
im locking you out and taking the reigns for his narrative for a while thanks okay go eat a dickthat little faggot is mine okay and im not going to let some other faggot like you whose probably safe behind a computer monitor only gog knows where order and boss him around like some preeny little bitch go eat a snickers flavored dick you little diva bitch bluh bluh huge divabitch also god this blood is getting everywhere god damnit ill kill that son of a bitch next time
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Post by Testbug on Apr 18, 2011 22:22:07 GMT -5
MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Essplain yoself.ok excuse me who the fuck do you think you are walking in here and ordering me around seriously i told you im taking hold of the motherfucking narrative reigns why dont you go back now and write your stories about some one dimensional lovesick faggotass who obviously has a massive incestboner for his sister yeah i went there now if youll excuse me i have a screaming weeafagaboo to deal with also for your fucking queerass information i happen to be watching kitten videos right nowshits as cute as it gets
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Post by Testbug on Apr 21, 2011 16:05:52 GMT -5
alrightokay lets get this shit started gonna pause cod for a bit and turn off minecraft its addictive like fucking crack no seriously go play it youll see
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Post by Testbug on Apr 21, 2011 16:07:42 GMT -5
hey weeafagin my highly educated opinion id request that you turn your faggot-ass around right now and man the fuck up
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Post by Testbug on Apr 21, 2011 16:08:36 GMT -5
okay you know whatlook something huge is coming okay i understand that your hearing a sharp ringing or whatever it is but seriously you need to turn the fuck around
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Post by Testbug on Apr 21, 2011 16:09:51 GMT -5
seriously turn aroundhaha okay whatever we get it me swearing is funny and you freaking out is just fucking hilarious but god damnit kid come on this thing is literally capturing the residents here in giant glass mounds i really would like it if you turned around
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Post by Testbug on Apr 21, 2011 16:12:44 GMT -5
god im sorry okaylook i get it i understand youre really busy letting the universe facefuck you right now by letting this ringing get in your ears and shit but seriously ive seen your dad do better than this oh yeah i went there too
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Post by Testbug on Jun 20, 2011 21:13:14 GMT -5
jesus fucking christ turn aroundgod damnit god fucking damnit i cant stay awake but i cant fall asleep if i fall asleep bad things are going to happen okay look i cant afford this fuck im out of monster okay look im actually going to leave the story up to those fucking morons that have been leading your story up to this point have fucking fun with that and i need to leave because fuck im almost falling out of my chair with grogginess maybe a good long trip out for some monster will help fuck you fuck you very very much im going out suck it bitch WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: SRS Business Case Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 9/100 Grist 37/100 Quartz 4/30 Silica B$525
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Post by Testbug on Sept 28, 2011 18:32:04 GMT -5
Shiro: Strife![CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: SRS Business Case (Storing suit) Bishop: Sburb (Server) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 9/100 Grist 37/100 Quartz 4/30 Silica B$525
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Post by Testbug on Nov 24, 2011 20:46:39 GMT -5
Shiro: Assault with extreme prejudice!
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Post by Testbug on Nov 24, 2011 20:47:21 GMT -5
===-==>Desu desu...
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