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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 15, 2007 23:45:17 GMT -5
Laffy Larry’s Crazy Home of Discount Furniture: A tremendous, warehouse style building, piled high with furniture of many varieties, on display for customers to browse through. This building DOES still have all facilities intact, with functioning bathrooms, electricity, and two cash registers at the counter near the entrance. The ceiling is roughly 20 feet above the smooth, tiled floor. Other than the main room, and men and women’s restrooms, there are two small offices with windows in either corner of the main room, and a large back room full of miscellaneous items and tools for construction and furniture repair.
Both combatants start at far sides of the store, with full health and strength.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 16, 2007 0:17:01 GMT -5
Jimmy was mildly disoriented at the sudden scene shift. He quickly adjusted though, having gotten used to falling from high tree branches and seeing the scenery change quite quickly.
The orangutan took off his suit jacket and hung it neatly on a nearby chair then took off his top hat and placed it on the seat. Procuring his thermos of tea, he poured himself another cup while waiting for his opponent.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 16, 2007 11:54:09 GMT -5
Loken saw that everything was changing again and then in split second he was at the discount furniture store of his town. It confused him utterly. "What is going on?" he said to himself but then he was suddenly reminded of when he and his wife would walk this store together when she was pregnant with there son.
"Oh my God! Why?!" he felt himself losing balance and begin to fall to the floor in his despair but then he yelled,
"NO!!!! I will not keep on crying I'm here to become strong to take my REVENGE!! " He felt a sudden pulsation something from within then it happened again. It was coming from the inside something was pushing his soul out, trying to take over. A energy began to emanate around him, invisible but still there. "Whats happening to me!?!?"Then he heard an unfamiliar voice call to him.
<Let me take care of this>it said.
Loken did not know what to do but the pulsations began to get stronger and stronger so he said to the voice, "Do what you must." The energy Began to roar and became visible. A blue current surrounded Loken then in an instant it consumed him. The blue energy began to shine becoming brighter and brighter until it exploded. There stood a new figure a man with long blue hair his face and height were the same as Lokens but his physical finesse was far superior.
He had on black leather armor that covered his entire body and a a red cape. On his waist he had belt with many compartments that held unknown items. The belt also contained a buckle, what seemed to be coat of arms, attached that also has a glow. His right thigh had glowing green dagger strapped to it.
He held on his left hand a long sword. The sword was engraved with runes of an unknown language and the runes glowed blue.
On his right hand was steel shield circular in shape with the teeth of an unknown creature embedded on its edges and a horn on it center.
The man looked up flicked his hair up and said, "The names Britcale the greatest swordsman of the clan Lokenstray."
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 17, 2007 22:38:46 GMT -5
"Pleased to meet your acquaintance," Jimmy said while doing a little bow. "Insert the various other gracious gentlemanly words to be exchanged here, and without further ado, I do believe we must do battle."
With that, Jimmy picked up a stainless steel chair like it were a twig and held it in a defensive stance.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 18, 2007 7:35:57 GMT -5
"Very well let this battle begin" Said Britcale as he examined his surroundings. He saw that he and his opponent were standing in the middle of a long corridor between two large towering scaffolds that held stacks of used furniture, mostly hard wood, on each side...he knew just what to do. "Oh, well look at the time it seems I must be going now" Britcale then began to run away as fast as he could out of the corridor leaving his opponent. Right as Britcale approached the end of the corridor he made sudden stop then using the momentum from the run to turn around and throw his shield doown the long hall. His shield with its sharp spiked ends was like a flying circular saw. The shield began to fly across the hall but it was not aiming for the opponnet it was cuttiing the support for the scaffolding. The shield cut across with a loud screech but then a sudden stop. About 90% of the way threw the shield jammed on a piece of scaffolsdng but that was just enough. He began to here the waling low moan of bending metal... then the scaffold collapsed.
Britcale looked at his opponent straight in the eye, flicked his hair, and smiled.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 18, 2007 13:37:16 GMT -5
Though one scaffold had been cut up, the other remained perfectly fine. Jimmy quickly scaled the second one as pieces of furniture splintered to pieces below him.
"Good sir, I do believe you will pay for the destruction of my favorite hat."
With that, Jimmy emitted a series of feral ooks and ahks while throwing down lamps from the top shelf of his scaffold at Britcale. The swordsman's shield was buried somewhere in that pile of furniture, so Jimmy didn't worry too much about this next one falling. After all, if the scaffold did fall, there was a hanging light just a meter or so above his head that he could grab onto.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 20, 2007 21:25:36 GMT -5
"This is looking promising in my favor I do believe" said Britcale with a slight smirk on his face while dodging the incoming objects but then a lamp hits his head and he remarked with, " but I also do believe that was my cue" right as he said those words he reached one of his belts many pockets and pulled out a ball smashed it on the ground and a huge plume of black smoke exploded out covering a radius of 25 to 30 feet. It takes two minutes for the smoke to clear and as it dissipates the back door of the store which leads to the storage room slams closed.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 20, 2007 22:11:41 GMT -5
Jimmy adjusted his monocle, carefully watching the black smoke on the ground for his opponent. When he heard the door slam, he sighed, and with the greatest of ease, used the hanging lamp as a trapeze to launch himself at the wall. He hit the wall with a loud clang and grabbed onto a pipe, and waited for the smoke to dissipate.
As soon as he could see basic shapes, the orangutan slid down the pole and knuckled over to the door. He grabbed a nearby tea tray to use as a shield and carefully opened the door.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 20, 2007 23:17:05 GMT -5
And as the monkey slowly opened the the trap was immediately set off possibly the oldest trick in the book. As the door opened it pulled on the rope that was attached to the door handle and connected to open bottle full of black powder that as it tipped over fell tight on the orangutan exposed top and the powder fell deeply into his thick coat. A sharp laughter was heard echoing across the room and a clap soon followed simultaneously.
"Well done friend you've made me use my most prized artifact and for that I commend you!"Britcale yelled as he revealed himself now with his sword on his right hand and his other hand tightly gripping his shiethed blade on his thigh." Have you ever heard of a shadow weapon friend. I'm guessing no so let me sum it up for your tiny brain. The powder that has just fallen upon you is magnetic powder. Now what would magnetic powder be useful for on an opponent you ask? Well its an essential when you carry a weapon that is crafted to be its polar opposite. Yes!! You guessed my blade is what that weapon is and even better when that blade is coated with deadly poison!!"
Britcale then lunged his long blade at the Orangutans tea tray and then unsheathed his his blade he already could feel its unrelenting tug to make contact with the powder.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 21, 2007 0:09:49 GMT -5
OOC: the powder actually soaking into Jimmy's fur constitutes autoplaying / superplaying. I'll work with it though.
BIC:
"My good sir, obviously your science is out dated," Jimmy stated as he raised the tea tray to block the sword. The orangutan held the makeshift shield at an angle so that Britcale would go off to the side, where he could be taunted more.
Jimmy jumped backwards out of the sword's range. "If you'll notice, the powder all fell on me. If it were all polarized to be your sword's opposite, then each granule would share the same charge, and therefore, they would all fly apart from each other, giving me an infinitesimally thin layer of magnetics. Now, that tiny layer would not be enough to attract your sword."
Jimmy adjusted his monocle. "But, as you can see, this powder is all over my fur, which is quite disconcerting, I might add, meaning that it was not polarized."
The orangutan reached for a steam pipe in the wall. Using his primate strength, he bent it in the general direction of Britcale, then broke it, letting a prodigious amount of steam flow towards the man. He broke off the bottom half of the pipe and held it as a giant club.
"En garde, my dear sir, and to let your tiny brain know, according to the Laws of Thermodynamics, steam, upon contact with your skin, will give you quite a burn, due to the fact that it is releasing its kinetic energy into you."
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 21, 2007 1:08:45 GMT -5
"AHHhh!!"Britcale screamed loudly as he blocked the steam with his right arm and subsequently dropped his sword. The burning was intense but his armor took most of the damage. Still Britcale had to back up from the steam making him back into a construction scaffold and trip over on it. As he fell he felt a sharp pain shoot through his right leg when he hit the ground.He looked down there was a nail puncturing right through his leg. Both the armor and skin straight through.Britcale knew he would probably be able to walk on it but not with any ease.He looked to see what it was that did this and saw a nail gun.Britcale reached over grabbed it and began to fire directly at the ape unloading all twelve nails in his direction. He then threw his poison dagger at the monkey as well knowing that he could not block all the shots fired.Then he thrust and grabbed his drop sword with both hands.
OOC: Now I know you will probably say thats a gun but all that was said was no bullets and even so Lee never specified what kind of construction tools were at disposal. A nail gun is a common construction tool and really cant be considered a firearm.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 21, 2007 1:24:25 GMT -5
OOC: Actually, I have no issues with a nail gun. BIC: The first nail whizzed by Jimmy's ear, and he had no time to react because he couldn't see them coming out of the steam. The second nail hit him in the shoulder, and he let out a feral cry of pain before lifting his tea try to intercept the rest of the nails. The 10 remaining nails punctured through the metal tray, only stopping because of their heads, and the dagger too sliced through the shield, though its hilt stopped it from going through. Jimmy threw the tray through the steam in Britcale's general direction then ripped the nail out of his shoulder. He reached up to the steam pipe and bent it in an upward direction then grabbed his pipe-club and rushed Britcale.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 21, 2007 16:22:12 GMT -5
OOC: You do realize that you've left your self with an open wound right?
BIC: Britcale had no time to waste. He used the sword to get himself up and when he got up he saw a spilled can of paint thinner the warning label said in big red letters 'KEEP OUT OF EYES.' Britcale quickly picked it up and then a tray pierced with nails flew past him. One of the nails cut the paint thinner can on it's top quarter and Britcale proceeded to rip it open salvaging more than half of the liquid. Then out of the steam he saw Jimmy flying body leaping towards him wildly. Instinctively Britcale backed up and released the liquid on to Jimmy's face. He then took his sword and put up a defensive stance ready for Jimmy's onslaught.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 21, 2007 16:27:25 GMT -5
OOC: But Jimmy's an orangutan, and he's savvy like that.
BIC: Jimmy closed his eyes and held his breath as the thinner hit his face. He somersaulted backwards and pulled out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his face.
"I must say, your techniques are underhanded at best," Jimmy stated. He raised his pipe again and swung it at Britcale's head.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 21, 2007 16:30:26 GMT -5
OOC: How did you somersault in mid-air and I thought he took off his suit so how does he have pockets?
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 21, 2007 16:40:17 GMT -5
OOC: 1) he's an orangutan and he's savvy like that. 2) He's still wearing his collared shirt
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 21, 2007 18:02:34 GMT -5
Britcale looked Jimmy in the eyes and gave out a deep sigh.
"How bout some tea huh friend we been at it for a while a short break wouldn't hurt. I already heated up some water and I have some teabags and sugar so how bout it. Please do not take it as strange I just believe in noble fighting. We are men of higher order and can use a good break."
Britcale limped over and dragged out a table and set up two stools and set down the bag of the sweet white powder and locious tea bags. He then grabbed a jug of hot water that he heated up with a coffee machine and two plastic cups. He then also set those down on the table. He put two tea bags in each of the cups and poured the hot water. " I like my tea really strong how bout you? Or do you want some sugar with it?"Britcale queried.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 21, 2007 22:00:06 GMT -5
Jimmy brought out his thermos and poured himself a cup into the thermos cap. He sat down and casually leaned back.
"I'm sorry, my dear sir, but I haven't fallen out of my tree that many times," the orangutan said nonchalantly.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 22, 2007 0:50:31 GMT -5
"Apparently you have it seems you did not notice the fact I never had the coffee machine on and that steam was not emanating from the water or should I say Methylene Chloride."Britcale put back his bag of sugar into his one of his many pockets. "The truth of the matter is that I cant lose and if playing dirty is what I have to do thats what I'll do. You see if I lose then I will be locked away again and that cant happen.I refuse to be imprisoned!!" Britcale slammed his hand on the table and spilled some methylene on the right side of his exposed hand.The hand began to turn red and began to blister. "Truly a devilish chemical never will have movement in that part of my hand again.Kills the nerves you know." Britcale looked at the Orangutan as he sipped his tea. "You are a wonder to me Jimmy. How can an primate such as yourself advance to such high levels. Miraculous!"Britcale let off a hard laugh. "But finish your tea I am a fair man and you saw through my plan and I'll give that up. A fair fight to the death;one on one;weapon to weapon.Thats what we'll have." Britcale got up took the jug and began to limb towards the corridor that led further in to the room. " Theres a bigger section down this corridor! Big and open! Good place for a duel! Meet me there when you're ready!I'll go dispose of this rot as well!"
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 22, 2007 0:59:06 GMT -5
"Well, you see, my very sentience is that at stake," Jimmy said. He finished his tea and placed his thermos back into his oddly large pocket. "At least you will remember this event when it is all done. My mind will be that of a simple ape's if I lose."
With that, Jimmy picked up his stainless steel chair and headed over to the large room.
"En guarde."
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 22, 2007 1:07:56 GMT -5
OOC: I must say, this match has been very impressive. Remind me to give both of you some karma sometime for it.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 22, 2007 1:10:36 GMT -5
And there stood Britcale at the center of the room. He was was facing frontwards towards Jimmy. He had his sword held on his left hand held in a defensive position and his right hand behind his back. The jug that held the Acid was across the room empty next to a disposal shute. Though something was strange about the cable hanging down from Ocelots back to the floor that ran to a machine making a humming noise behind him. " Sorry about the machine sometimes I liked to get charged up." Britcale said while fortifying his stance.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 22, 2007 1:19:18 GMT -5
Jimmy wasn't quite sure what to make of the machine. He shrugged and slowly walked toward Britcale, chair up in a defensive way. When he was within a few paces of the man, Jimmy suddenly sprang into the air, chair held to his side, ready to do a horizontal club to Britcale's chest.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 22, 2007 1:38:51 GMT -5
"BUUUUURRRRNNNNNN!!!!!" Britcale yelled as he pulled out from his back a spray gun. He taped to his hand so that he could have grip because of the burns but it was a worthy sacrifice. He pulled the handle on the gun and the Methylene Chloride sprayed out right as the chiar hit his side. He felt two maybe three ribs brake but at this point blank range nothing could stop the chemical spraying onto jimmys fully exposed body.The initial Spray was full frontal point blank but the blow through Britcale fling to the side but he kept his gun streaming and aiming true. He flew 15ft and landed on his side feeling his shoulder displace as he hit the ground. Britcale let out a sharp scream but then softly said,
"You let your gaurd down and now you will burn alive."He then cut the cable attached to the gun and got back up. Britcale popped his shoulder back to place and held his side. He lifted his sword again and looked towards his opponent to see what he had done.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 22, 2007 2:00:50 GMT -5
Jimmy would have been fine if he hadn't breathed in and if the chemicals hadn't hit him in the face. His fur could have stopped the spray, giving him a few moments before it soaked in and touched his skin. However, it did hit his chin, and slowly, he felt a burning sensation under his mouth and in his lungs. It was only pain. Dichloromethane wasn't deadly, and was in fact the least toxic of simple chlorohydrocarbons.
The orangutan ooked in fury and ran towards a furniture set, picking up the wooden table and throwing it at Britcale. He proceeded to throw the wooden chairs before picking up his stainless steel chair to charge at the swordsman.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 22, 2007 2:39:30 GMT -5
Britcale began to run around the room dodging the Orangutans flurry of objects. He knew all he had to do was wait a few minute for the initial symptoms to kick in. He just had to buy some time he then saw that the monkey was heading towards him with the chair again. This time he would take him head on. He cut the tape off his hand and threw the gun to the side. He grasped his sword with his left hand and with his other hand pulled out two flint stones from his pockets and began to spark them. Readying to charge at Jimmy Britcale felt his pain was unbearable but he had to keep fighting. He took a deep breath and kept saying in his mind "just a little more time and he'll be done" Britcale noticed something in his mouth just then. He could taste blood that could only mean he was internally bleeding. He had more time than the ape but he knew he would not be able to continue the battle for much longer. He readied and charged.
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