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Post by rasaq on Apr 11, 2007 10:43:54 GMT -5
"you"
*Neos points at ocelot*
"who's afraid of the big bad wolf?"
*Neos charges over to ocelot in a primal fury, submerged in anger Neos releases his inner god and transforms into super saiyan 4*
"time to die revolver ocelot"
*Neos ripes off ocelots testicles with his bare hands and shoves them down ocelots throat, keeping them there until he dies of suffocation. he then discards ex-popes spine and pulls ocelots lungs out with his belly button, re inflates them, then slips them on his hands for later use as boxing gloves*
"Dentes next"
*Neos runs over to dente at a moderate speed then, in a ghost like fashion, teleports behind him in a plume of smoke*
"GAME OVER"
*Neos then grips Dentes waist and completely rippes off the upper half of his body in a flash of blood and gore and tosses it into the newly formed red sea*
[glow=red,2,300]FATALITY[/glow]
"Time for lunch"
*Neos opens his mouth and extendeds his tongue to snatch deaths head off and eats it and one gulp. sort of like a frog*
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 14:25:28 GMT -5
Out of the sky arose Santa clause with a smirk on his face. Neos you have been on the naughty list for some time, its time to finally deal with your unholy night, he bellowed.
As soon as he finished his speech he flew towards Neos with a candy cane colored trail behind him. When he finally reached the so called go he quickly from his gut produced a candy cane blade and cut his name into neos's chest. Seeing how his name comes in many ways he decided to write in all of them.
After his desecration of the man's chest he began to remove all of vital organs one by one. He slowly began to tie neos's intestines around the corpse like a present. Out of his gut again he produced a singular Christmas tree, and put the meat present under it. Santa tired by his good deed decided it was time to light the tree. He quickly began to drink the eggnog he found under his hat. "Hmmm 99.9 % alcohol", he said to himself. The idea now came to him; Santa brought out a lighter and began to spit the eggnog at the tree. Thus producing a flamethrower of festive proportions and with the tree and neos’s remain on fire he shouted “vaga con dios un feliz Navidad”
OOC: I apologize for the christmas puns
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Post by Damien on Apr 12, 2007 11:48:47 GMT -5
Neos was obviously unaware that Dente was made up of exactly 9.34 billion different layers and when one was destroyed another simply took it's place. The fresh new layer, unsatisfied with the jolly ass kicking Neos had recieved at the hands of Santa, grabbed the young fool by his hair and promptly swung him into space.
"sORTED." He said quietly for the first letter than shouting the rest of the word. This was due to a slight case of tourette's and not because Pikachu hit Caps at the wrong time.
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 12, 2007 12:27:20 GMT -5
Death removed 9.33billion of Dente's layers like an onion, revealing the soft, squishy, last layer. He prodded the soft, squishy inside, and watched it explode.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 12, 2007 15:38:09 GMT -5
dente's explosion decimated all the combatants ecept the jolly santa who was spared by christ for bringing his birth to the nations. He then sacrificed himself to bring presents around the world.
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Post by rasaq on Apr 13, 2007 11:58:11 GMT -5
*although in a mass of organs and blood Neos still finds himself fully mobile and drifts slowy twords santa claus. he pauses as he approaches his target, then enters santa claus's body undetected*
"ho ho ho" siad santa "kin do winyd to day"
OCC: bad spelling intended trying to imitate kaz
BIC: drifting through santas veins he decides to enter his cerebral cavity. as soon as he reaches his destination he begins to expand and explodes santa from the inside out
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Post by kazkame on Apr 13, 2007 15:11:32 GMT -5
OOC: kinda a bad excuse for your horrible typing on my part lol
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