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Post by Beelzebibble on May 13, 2009 20:44:15 GMT -5
Let's see you parse through this one, Tupcake: You me just want to throw up make.
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 13, 2009 21:13:33 GMT -5
Have to work around your retched name, Heck, would be easier 'gainst Balbanes!
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 14, 2009 0:22:47 GMT -5
Huh. I always figured that it must be Balbanes. As in, "Lee has trouble getting girls to acquiesce."
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 29, 2009 20:17:43 GMT -5
Listen to this jealous bub, He just envies my fan club.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 11, 2009 15:15:00 GMT -5
It is a subject to me of great concern That this topic received no replies in the whole of the month of Jern. For, although I know this will vex Blood who is the undisputed champion of the Scrap Heap, The fact remains that most of this entire board is comprised of utterly useless topics so devoid of creativity or intelligence that by comparison they render Soulja Boy's rap deep, And I will set forth again my steadfast belief that "Insult the person above you in a rhyming couplet" is the single redeeming quality Of a wing of the Exodus otherwise completely submerged in the least substantial or entertaining form of internet frivolity. (I recognize that this kind of talk makes me sound like an elitist, But I assure you it is simply because I am the greetest.) Taking all of this into consideration it is apparent that I must hasten to administer to this topic a richly-deserved resurrection, Which I will attempt by declaring my certainty that Lee Tupper consults his 12GB stash of amputee midget porn when he is most in need of an erection.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 11, 2009 17:22:43 GMT -5
Oh, dear Pohatu, why even bother? When needing some love, I see your mother.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 11, 2009 19:55:34 GMT -5
Saying goats was very dumb, Poor Pohatu, that was your mum! I'm picking up some clues that Tupcake has an Oedy complex. He seems to be projecting a desire to give his mom sex.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 11, 2009 20:27:52 GMT -5
Whilst Pohatu goes on about motherly affection I'm betting his preference lies in the other direction
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 16, 2009 12:50:39 GMT -5
The legends say Pandora's box Contained all human sin. Your ZoneMatch group "The Bora," ox, All dull things held therein.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 16, 2009 16:49:48 GMT -5
Pohatu insults the Bora A move I find most foul Spitfire shall find Laksha And then shall disembowel
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 16, 2009 17:42:28 GMT -5
And now the fool purports to be the "leader of Necronia". I've heard some phoney titles, but I've never heard one phonia.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 16, 2009 18:38:12 GMT -5
Snifleheim's not real Pohatu, you should know Necronia's fist you'll feel And out the window you'll go!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 16, 2009 19:00:37 GMT -5
Hey, Blood. Go post in Fallfish. If not, then may your balls itch.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 16, 2009 19:07:34 GMT -5
Somehow, I knew that you'd bring that up Silly Pohatu, being bested by a pup
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 16, 2009 19:33:21 GMT -5
Yeah, good call, Nostradamus. Actua- lly, it's 'cuz you mentioned Laksha.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 16, 2009 19:50:30 GMT -5
Pohatu, you're calling down the thunder For you to continue, would be quite the blunder
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 16, 2009 23:51:15 GMT -5
You really just aren't worth my time. Where's Lee? I cooked him up a rhyme.
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Post by Loogs on Jul 17, 2009 16:49:13 GMT -5
Pohatu, you ridiculous fop, with your face the floor I will mop.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 17:04:36 GMT -5
Pohatu, I thought you cared about this topic No one really seems to, perhaps we should lock it
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Post by Fleetwolf on Aug 16, 2009 17:18:20 GMT -5
BloodWolf7 thinks he's great But we all know it's him we hate.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 17:21:03 GMT -5
Fleet may think I'm a bit of a lug, But if you ask me, she just wants a hug
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 17:27:32 GMT -5
I think this BloodWolf guy's a yuppie; He rather strikes me as a puppy.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 17:29:06 GMT -5
In {WW} I completed my pup stage. You all just suffer from old age!
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 17:53:59 GMT -5
Show your feeble couplets here, Silly BloodWolf! Regardless of age, It will be you that I upstage 'Til Lee Tupper or Pohatu appear.
At the risk of sounding haughty, I will use this lupine pup; Out-poem-ing him shall warm me up! Or does that sound a bit too naughty?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 16, 2009 17:58:43 GMT -5
SV, what are you, some sort of trollop? I think you've had much more than a dollop SV, don't think you can best me here Your rhymes smell rather moldy dear.
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Post by SV on Aug 16, 2009 18:10:20 GMT -5
Bee-Dubbs, your insult didn't faze me; But since we've started down this road... I might give you a dollop of *my* daisy If I thought you could hold your load.
oh god what have i done to this thread?
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But there's no need to be so class-less! My poems can still kick your poems' asses!
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