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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 18, 2007 15:28:20 GMT -5
Hmm? You're allowed to nominate player deaths in the new Mafia game? Now that has got to be a bald-faced lie.
Whether you're a living player, dead, or an audience member, post here to suggest deaths that should be utilized in Mafia IV! You all ought to have bloody enough imaginations to rise to this occasion splendidly.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Dec 18, 2007 16:00:02 GMT -5
- Killed by a rabid mongoose disembowelling them then writing its name in their guts on the floor (and using a kidney as a full stop preferably)
- Guitar. To. The. Head.
- Punji Sticks! (or however the moose they're spelt)
- "natural causes" (I wanna be the first person to suggest this one, i get the credit biatches!)
- Ebola Virus!
I'll think of some more soon, for now *sleeps*
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 18, 2007 17:51:05 GMT -5
-Pound railroad spikes through their feet and into the ground, place a tub of water near them (piranha filled is optional), and then douse them in gasoline and light them on fire.
-Tie them up and give them a life jacket. Cut them all over their arms and legs and then drag them behind a boat through shark-infested water.
-Take a thousand broken bottles and toss them in a cement mixer. Put someone in there and run the drum until they've been bled to death.
-Have you ever seen GUTS! on Nickelodeon? Think of the elastic jungle, only if they pull one of the wires too much, the pins will come out of all the grenades the wires are attached to. It'd be in a room somewhere and the only way out is through the trap. On the other side will be what appears to be the release for the door, but assuming they make it through and hit the switch, a trap door opens beneath them dropping them into a small pool of blood and barbecue sauce. The act of the door opening will lift 4 doors around them in the pit which releases thousands upon thousands of Siafu ants (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siafu) which will then kill the victim.
-Lower them into the gears in a clock tower.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 18, 2007 21:47:41 GMT -5
-Name written in the Death Note, just because it had a Mafia-style game for DS (With no WRITING, IIRC)
-Their own hand shoved into their sawed off cranium, with "Cookies" written on their forehead.
-Death by being forced to write death-ideas until their hands wore away to stumps and they bled to death.
-Death by getting rolled out flat, and then cut into pieces with cookie cutters.
-Death by way of getting locked in an unplugged freezer, and freezing to death.
-Death by spaghetti garotte!
-Death by having the corpse of a vigilante'd Mafia member dropped on their head. THAT would be awesome. Two splattered corpses, one crossbow bolt in the middle of the mess... Coroner would have nightmares.
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 18, 2007 23:52:37 GMT -5
I like the idea of leaving a quarter on the body to symbolize "Call somebody who cares." I think a step up from that would be to have a pipe bomb inside of a bag of quarters and have the quarter shrapnel from the blast kill them.
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Post by Popebenedict on Dec 20, 2007 15:55:15 GMT -5
-Hit by a large truck (similar to that in the wicker man)
-Put into a large wicker man and being lit on fire
-Getting attacked by a large swarm of bees
-Baby seals attack with bats and squish you
-Being squirt with a super soaker filled with a super saturated solution that can be found on human skin
and finally
-water poisoning (like that lady that drank to much water in the hold your wee for a wii competition.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 27, 2007 17:31:22 GMT -5
MORE DEATHS PLEASE. These are all great, but I know there are more brewing in your heads.
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 27, 2007 17:36:12 GMT -5
Well, I was saving this one but I suppose I could let it go.
- You know how people get piercings ALL OVER? Like in their arms and down their backs and shit? Pierce nearly every square inch of someone and then fasten them to the floor or something heavy and non-metallic. Then get one of those magnets from the junkyard and pull out all of their piercings with it so they bleed to death.
- I think we should have a "Mercy Kill" for someone that a lot of the people think is innocent so they don't want them to suffer. We could use chloroform on them so they're unconscious and then give them a lethal injection or something.
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Post by Ocelot on Dec 27, 2007 19:54:17 GMT -5
Death by Cannibalism
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Post by Vaxx on Dec 27, 2007 20:14:59 GMT -5
- Dangled out of the treehouse by their big toe, while birds slowly peck thier head into oblivion. Then throw the body into a wood chipper, where the exit is pointed toward family and loved ones.
- Killed by a barber then baked into a pie.
- Killed by a stray Crit. D20
- Rabid Chipmunks
- Helium poisoning
- Aids
- Cybernetic implants to turn them into a half human and half Xbox360, then they get the red ring of death AND they are out of warrenty.
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 28, 2007 4:37:28 GMT -5
- Cement their feet/legs into the ground with quick-drying cement. Then put a noose around their neck and fasten the other end to a boulder. Launch the boulder from a catapult.
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Post by Krazy Glue on Dec 28, 2007 14:36:24 GMT -5
"Fall" Down a manhole and get eaten by alligators in the sewers
Beaten to death by a gorilla
Mothma attacks!!!!
Wrapped in barbed wire and thrown into a bath of salt water
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 28, 2007 15:07:12 GMT -5
- Killed by a barber then baked into a pie. God, that's good!
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Post by Ocelot on Dec 29, 2007 8:04:43 GMT -5
Killed by a meteor that magically does not create a crater just hits the victim
install a pacemaker that will make their heart explode if their heart rate goes above a certain level
Boob trap the victims house with a series of silly contraptions
Gets shot by Master Chief with a spartan laser with him yealling out SLITBANG!! after making the kill
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Post by Kuroboom on Dec 29, 2007 8:21:28 GMT -5
Boob trap?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 29, 2007 9:32:24 GMT -5
Sounds fun.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 31, 2007 14:05:52 GMT -5
Spontaneous pirate attack. Spontaneous ninja attack. Spontaneous robot attack. Spontaneous zombie attack.
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Spontaneous Amish Attack.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 31, 2007 16:24:31 GMT -5
That's even better than the other four combined.
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Post by Damien on Jan 1, 2008 10:53:42 GMT -5
Falcon Kick to the crotch.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 1, 2008 12:16:21 GMT -5
There's a Falcon Kick? Or did you just extrapolate its existence from Falcon Punch?
Falcon Punch to the crotch might be even more epic, to be honest.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 1, 2008 15:24:23 GMT -5
Falcon Punch usually does hit in the crotch.
Though Falcon Kick is real, and one of the best psychological attacks in the game since it keeps going a short while after the main animation ends.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 1, 2008 23:08:46 GMT -5
- Bath time with Mr. Toaster.
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Post by kazkame on Jan 5, 2008 9:49:09 GMT -5
Final death of the game should involve all the dead members of the game manifesting themselves in the last living characters. Then all of them take out knives and begin to repeatably stab the last victim. Then the victim's rival makes the final blow and the victim shall say et tu "persons name"
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 5, 2008 11:29:24 GMT -5
- Will it blend?
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Post by kazkame on Jan 5, 2008 11:39:31 GMT -5
If you read the post here i would say so
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 5, 2008 11:44:43 GMT -5
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