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Post by V101 on Jul 20, 2009 0:20:38 GMT -5
oh i thought this was continuing from the other one
The Jolly Roger, plz.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2009 0:21:58 GMT -5
Ship, Flag, or pirate?
>.>
Yeah... We're starting over.
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Post by V101 on Jul 20, 2009 0:26:22 GMT -5
ship ship el ship de Captain Hook duh
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2009 0:29:36 GMT -5
I know... I'm just being odd again.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jul 20, 2009 11:30:55 GMT -5
I'll be riding this.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2009 16:27:23 GMT -5
"Well it's that time again! The time you all have waited for! With nine racers ready and waiting, this is sure to be an exciting race!" "I see Lee out there, breaking rules by taking a normal green truck(ok, not so normal with the big box painting on it, but oh well). Will there be any puns about "going green"? Let's hope not." "Beside him is none other than Post Race's creator, Pohatu! Driving the Phantom train, perhaps he hopes to disappear before I can dish out some satisfactory explosions unto him? We'll find out soon enough!" "I see the recently returned Loogs is eying him rather hungrily from her black unicorn. Ready the ranch dressing Loogs, you may be feasting on Pohatu very soon!" "The recently joined Elliot, dramatically signing up at the last second, is in some ship from FF8. I've never seen it before, I just know it reminds me of some manga a guy I went to school with used to read in class. Featured some male nudity in it. El, please keep your pants on." "Our new newb, Blackcat, has decided to throw her hat into the ring, as well as the hat of a gant wolf god! Perhaps she seeks to eat some Pohatu as well? Only time will tell!" "I don't see him, but asmo is down there somewhere wearing moon shoes, most likely moon walking through the stadium as an homage to MJ. Sadly, asmo may be the first one out, dieing young in the race." "We have 3 heads of house, and the last one to enter is Kuro! Driving the Ghostbusters Ecto-1, perhaps he's hoping to rid us of the ghosts of racers that failed? Only if you last that long Kuro. Only if you last that long." "Next is my old pal Shadow, driving the 1968 Ford Shelby GT500KR! Too bad Tim-the-toolman-Taylor isn't here right now. I think Shadow may need more power. Besides, the hospital trip may save him one to the morgue. " "Last, and certainly not least is V101! On the good ship Jolly, with her old buddy Roger, who's just as jolly as the ship, she'll attempt to make waves with the competition. Hope you brought some cannons with the Jolly Roger, V." "I'm BloodWolf7, and I'll be your host for the race. I hope to bring you plenty of broken bodies, and of course dreams but, enough of that. Let the race BEGIN
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 20, 2009 16:33:22 GMT -5
CHOO CHOO BITCHES
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Post by Loogs on Jul 20, 2009 16:49:22 GMT -5
OM NOM FUCKING NOM
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 20, 2009 16:49:39 GMT -5
Damn it, I overslept by a few minutes *starts up car* Well, let's see how that twin-screw supercharger works out. *revs the car a few times* Alright... Time to race, guys *revs the engine a little more, and then hits the gas with increasing pressure until it's floored* Let the best racer win... *grins*
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Post by Kuroboom on Jul 20, 2009 17:16:36 GMT -5
Kuro kicks on the siren and chases after Wolf.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jul 20, 2009 17:18:46 GMT -5
wut
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Post by asmo on Jul 21, 2009 2:50:49 GMT -5
did i lose yewt?
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Post by BlackCat on Jul 21, 2009 3:43:54 GMT -5
woooo
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Post by V101 on Jul 21, 2009 22:32:13 GMT -5
BOOM
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 21, 2009 23:32:33 GMT -5
Holy shit. Looks like Victim #1 is none other than Lee.
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Post by BlackCat on Jul 22, 2009 1:03:02 GMT -5
yay i didnt die!
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Post by V101 on Jul 22, 2009 3:04:37 GMT -5
Well I don't think it was ever going to come to that.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 22, 2009 3:51:44 GMT -5
'I see Pohatu taking an early lead in the race, followed by Loogs who's desperately trying to get some more Pohatu chips! Keeping pace with her is Shadow! Perhaps he's hoping that Loogs' dietary preference will take them both out of the race and leave him in the lead?" "Kuro is only a little behind Shadow. I could be wrong but, I don't think the Ecto-1 has a ghost of a chance!" "Farther down the track we have Elliot, followed by the fast moon-walker asmo! Trailing them is Black Cat, I notice some spectators are in the wolf god's mouth. Cat, didn't you know that dine 'n dash is against the law?" "I see V101 has finally left the starting line. I suppose that a ship is rather hard to move on a track, especially if it's lacking jet powered cheetahs. Perhaps SV could lend her some?" "I must have missed Lee. Has anyone seen Lee? Dang, that green truck blends right in! Maybe he's trying to cut through the middle where the RVs are? Yes that's it he's ch- No! He's still at the starting line! Lee, are you writing up a post for Fallfish down there? You need to get going, the race has starte-" "On second thought, I hope that was your will. Least it had better have been your will if I'm in it. Guess a previous host didn't finish clearing out explosives. Hey speaking of second..... it's the start of lap TWO"
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Post by V101 on Jul 22, 2009 4:12:29 GMT -5
FIRST
lololol
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jul 22, 2009 5:45:10 GMT -5
wat
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 22, 2009 8:48:19 GMT -5
Third is like first, but not as good.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 22, 2009 9:10:35 GMT -5
dead fourth
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 22, 2009 9:29:57 GMT -5
Alright... While they're fighting over who gets the chips, I'll take my time behind them, build up the backdraft and pass them both, trapping that ghost-mobile behind them and putting myself in the lea....WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! Who put a nuclear reactor on the racetrack?!
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Post by Loogs on Jul 22, 2009 9:52:28 GMT -5
fux u guys :[
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jul 22, 2009 11:00:57 GMT -5
Wait wait wait. "A ship from Ragnarok"? It's the Ragnarok from FF8 you whore
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 22, 2009 11:18:10 GMT -5
Me no whore..... I just don't have anything to do with FF anything. I'll go back and fix that.
Did I say from though? I know I said it reminded me of it but not from it
Yes I did. Oops
NOW GET BACK TO RACING
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