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Post by Kuroboom on May 2, 2009 15:59:33 GMT -5
My net in my room is down and I'm leaving this country soon. I'll prolly lose, but if I do for lack of connection I'd like to just walk away from the race.
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 2, 2009 18:22:09 GMT -5
Psst. Don't listen to him, Bulbs. If he loses, kill him dead. Forget his dignity. Be an asshole. The Post Race host is supposed to.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 2, 2009 18:40:17 GMT -5
Really now, Pohatu?
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 2, 2009 22:55:43 GMT -5
Yep. Last time, Kuroboom requested that he should be allowed to ride off nobly in the distance, like the Lone Ranger, instead of being blown up. I didn't allow it. I blew him up anyway.
This is how a Post Race host should behave. No mercy. No charity. Absolute bloody-mindedness from start to finish. Do you understand, Bulbs?
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Post by hermes on May 3, 2009 2:14:43 GMT -5
I think you should start with Pohatu Bulbs, he's preaching what he should be posting. RP!
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 3, 2009 5:02:51 GMT -5
Such as Fallfish, or Shrinking?
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Post by Albatross Trevelyan on May 5, 2009 0:01:28 GMT -5
my toe cracked
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 5, 2009 0:21:37 GMT -5
I tore the skin off of my foot, fleeing from a one ton bull. Barefoot.
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Post by Kuroboom on May 5, 2009 2:17:25 GMT -5
I cut my own head off just to prove how tough I am.
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 5, 2009 8:39:31 GMT -5
I really thought the race had started by now judging from these last few posts. Where is that Bulbs!
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 5, 2009 16:46:46 GMT -5
Sorry about my tardiness, guys. College stuff and all. But I think I'll be able to start this up now. Welcome, everybody, to the second post race! Fear not, for I shall be both jovial and destructive! The rules are paraphrased from Photu's first topic. (1) Beginning with this post, every post I make in this topic signals the beginning of a new "lap". You have to post in this topic before I begin the next lap. (2) The last person to post in each lap is eliminated, which starts the next lap. (3) If two or more people are holding up the race, I reserve the right to end the lap early and without warning and eliminate any or all of the laggers. And I'll do it with a smile. (4) Once a racer is eliminated, any further posts they make in this topic will be heartily ignored. (5) Any non-contestant is free to post encouragement here, but if they attempt to join the race late, they too will be heartily ignored. (6) If you're a contestant and you haven't posted yet, you should probably go make a Quick Reply and then come back to read the rest of these rules. (7) Prizes: Since there are ten racers in all, the winner will receive 30 EP. 20 EP to the first runner-up, 10 EP to the second runner-up. The first and second runner-up prizes will be awarded posthumously. (8) Your posts can be anything. A single sentence, a single word, a single letter even. All that matters is that you generate a post in this topic. (9) However, you may rest assured that I will be only too happy to allocate under-the-table EP handouts to people who risk an extra minute or two to put together something interesting, creative or funny. (10) (11) PROFIT! With no other rules... "That'll be green enough. Let the race... begin!" Naw, just kiddin', this is just Lee bein' a douche.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on May 5, 2009 17:23:07 GMT -5
Inb4 everyone else
I think?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 5, 2009 18:20:52 GMT -5
Only if it's not "Lee bein' a douche."
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Post by Kuroboom on May 5, 2009 20:13:17 GMT -5
Viva la Edgar!
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Post by Tout-Perd on May 5, 2009 21:39:22 GMT -5
LOL, Bulbsclone!
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Post by Hamuu on May 5, 2009 22:45:54 GMT -5
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Post by hermes on May 5, 2009 23:00:52 GMT -5
Whoa, Kuro has been annihilated. Yeesh.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on May 5, 2009 23:02:53 GMT -5
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Post by Hamuu on May 5, 2009 23:19:57 GMT -5
No one has been eliminated from anything....
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Post by Beelzebibble on May 5, 2009 23:39:06 GMT -5
Bulbs is going to be eliminated from my heart if this doesn't get going soon. We have enough contestants, I think.
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Post by Albatross Trevelyan on May 6, 2009 10:10:40 GMT -5
lalalla
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Post by Yoshimitsu on May 6, 2009 14:05:36 GMT -5
You know when you skim-read posts then a HUGE GLARING GREEN LIGHT shows? Thats what I did.
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Post by Kuroboom on May 6, 2009 14:47:05 GMT -5
I read the whole thing even the part about Lee fucking around.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on May 7, 2009 19:24:00 GMT -5
Funny thing, we were hearing about douching in school yesterday...... >.>
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Post by V101 on May 8, 2009 23:15:36 GMT -5
o hay is el lap over yet? I kind of totally forgot about this
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Post by Kuroboom on May 9, 2009 0:02:09 GMT -5
Hasn't even started yet.
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