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Why is the head of a penis purple?
IDK, I don't have one. Wikipedia? WebMD?
Why are you stealing Pohatu's idea for a comic, and minusing the awesome comic part?
Because coming up with your own shit is
hard.
Why don't you RP in FRP anymore?
Cuz I'm ghey xtreme. JK. IDK. I probs should though, since I'm all obsessed with PKMN now.
(The first P in PRP stands for Pokemon right? If it doesn't, IDK!)
[Edit: Wow, I for real thought that said PRP. It says FRP. What does the F mean? I know I could just go look, but you know]
Why do you RP so little in ORP?
My usual surroundings -- the campus of GA Tech -- perpetually steal my soul. My creativity is leached from me on a regular basis and you know, it's hard to think of stuff like all the time! Plus, hello, college?
Why do you seem so obsessed with alchohol lately?
Hello, college? I have to do something to make GA Tech seem fun.
Are you doing drugs?
[Edit: I didn't even notice these questions. Uh oh.]
Yes.
Why does Pikachu smoke so much weed?
wat
Why does the character Ash sound like his vocal cords were raped?
They were. I mean, think about how much time he spent out in the wilderness with Brock.
Why is pokemon so popular?
They're cute and cuddly. The game is fun. Plus there's only 152 to know, which isn't impossible. Anything above that would be insane.
Why is general RP so terribly neglected?
IDK
Why are you so elitist?
Because I'm rad, duh.
Why am I asking all these questions?
'Cause you're a prick, duh.
Why do you jump on the band wagon?
So I can feel like I belong, duh.
Why is my gf's mom a total materialistic, greedy, overbearing, psychotic bitch?
Because she's your gf's mom. It's her role in life.
Why is my girlfriend so awesome as compared to her mom?
Congratulations on having a girlfriend. We get it, k?
What is 'dating incognito'?
Secretly dating. As opposed to publicly.
Or, I guess, dating without know each other's identities.
Or dating while wearing disguises.
Why does Pohatu's name have 'fan1' on the end of it?
'Cause he's Pohatu's number one fan, derr.
Why do you have 52 karma?
I'm awesome!
Why did you change your screen name to Choobeh?
Why not, you know?
Why was Chobits such a freaking AWESOME anime?
Uhh because
Why was my ex girlfriend Rhiannon satanic?
Ok, you've had more than one girlfriend. Congrats!
Why are you so smug?
Smug as a bug in a rug. Yep.
What is your display pic holding a holy grail of burning +10?
Ok these questions are getting old.
Does God exist?
We're buds.
Does Satan exist?
We're buds. Poker night, you know?
Do we have immortal souls?
Sure.
How much alchohol is to much?
IDK what alchohol is!
Does 'blue balling' really increase the size of your testicals?
IDK; Wikipedia; WebMD
Why is religion so stupid?
Why are YOU so stupid?
Specifically catholics?
Is that a question?
Why do muslims try to kill EVERYONE?
They've just been going through a bomb surplus.
Why was the US attacked on 9/11?
My boss said if I told you I'd have to suicide bomb a K-Mart.
Besides the obvious connotation to 911?
Those aren't two separate questions. You're just being a prick!
Why do schools exist?
To educate young minds.
Why are we forced to attend them?
To get fucking educated.
Why did we abolish slavery?
Because it's wrong in all kinds of ways.
Or did we only abolish slavery based on color?
We should abolish this "everyone can use the Internet" idea.
We have we not been destroyed by a mad horde of aliens?
No we haven't? Not a real question? Just a statement with a question mark at the end?
Why are you asian?
LULS
Why are asian faces flat?
[smug ch00b answer]
Did someone shove the whole lot of you in a bus and crash into a brick wall?
Are you a racist?
Why is Elliot such a douche?
Because he's had to spend e-time around you.
Why is Elliot gay?
Why is anyone gay? Satan worshiper!
Does Elliot Douche?
IDK; Archipedia