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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 11, 2007 3:03:45 GMT -5
After a night that seemed like it would never end, the sun rose over the town. Confused grumblings were heard as people awoke to discover their lives traded around once more. In addition, Dangaard had vanished, now replaced by Crayolaking, wearing the exact same outfit down to the fillings. Ocelot and Vaxx were found in the graveyard, playing rock-paper-scissors to no result.
The town began searching for a body, to little effect. Finally, they happened upon it. Pohatu lay facedown in the dirt, dozens of strings wrapped around him. The crowd began to weep pitifully, until his muffled voice was heard.
"A little help here?" ---------- After Pohatu was removed from the tangled mess, he sat up. Daintily sipping from a cup of coffee that he was presented with, he wove a spell with his elegant words.
"I was out for my early-morning walk, when several dark figures along the ridge surprised me. Now, instead of assailing me, they began to fence with me in a battle of wits. Riddle after riddle, they assailed me."
"However, my wit is among the sharpest in the land, and I repelled assault after assault with my-"
"PENIS!" Kaz chimed in.
"No, Kaz. Not everything is achieved with that organ." Photu said, his ears clearly drooping. He resumed telling his tale.
"As dawn began to break, however, they unleashed a monstrous riddle, slayer of millions. They handed it to me on a post-it, and as I tried to read it, they hurled me off the cliff. Luckily, my marionette broke my fall." Pohatu produced the post-it, a small square of paper with many shards of pottery glued to it to spell out a riddle.
"A local jewelry store was robbed, and the sack containing the stolen jewels was found in a thick patch of weeds. Kuroboom had two suspects, Bulbs and Lee, but, being the badass that he was, had no need of investigating or interrogating (Though he roughed up both of them anyways, just for fun.) Two days later, he rang both of them on the phone, and called them to his apartment. He then pistol whipped and arrested the guilty party while the police chief called him a loose cannon. Without actually investigating either man, how did he know which one of the two was the guilty party?"
"I can't make heads or tails of it." The Host admitted, scratching his head.
POHATU IS NOT DEAD!
Rasaq VAXX IS NOW ALIVE! OCELOT IS NOW ALIVE! DANGAARD IS NOW CRAYOLAKING2! (King 1 and King 2 anybody?)
ALL PLAYERS WHO CHANGED ROLE, CHECK PMs. Vaxx, you will get your inventory when the graverobber finishes them's/her/his/its/their/hir perusal. Likewise, Ocelot.
STORE BULLETIN!: A new Marionette has been added!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 11, 2007 5:51:45 GMT -5
OOC - What? Don't kill me! I'm the most harmless player in the game. If Mafia III contained a role named the Tosser of Watermelons, I would quite frankly be alarmed by him. Also, I'm not sure whether you intend for us to solve this riddle. That would be a bit strange since the solution was just given in the Prize Box topic anyway. But, so be it.
"I suspect the involvement of poison ivy," Pohatu hazarded. "Those rashes on Lee's arms were a bit of a giveaway. He might have chosen the thick patch of weeds more carefully."
Pohatu drew himself up and faced the entire assembly. "I am deeply saddened that the Mafia would make an attempt on my life. Quite apart from the matter of it being my life, of which I'm rather fond all things considered, I am simply the last target any Mafia member would want to attack. This attempt shows a rather lamentable muddling of priorities.
"I shall withhold from voting on anyone at the moment. I may withdrop to voting at a later time when I have heard some interesting stories. You have all already heard mine.
"Also, I am so glad I taught that Superb Marionette how to compose sonnets. That is all."
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 11:02:50 GMT -5
"Im glad your alright, Mr. Pohatu, I would have lost a very kind and benevolent ally, had you not bought that Marionette, good thing I didn't have enough money and it was restocked. I can not believe you were the target to be quiet frank, I was expecting Babs or spiffy to be the prime targets this night... Although, I guess since you and me made so much money last night that pushed you up the scale as well as me... Oh crap... I just relized... I might die tonight!" *Pope curls up into a ball and begins to cower in fear. Regaining his composure* "Alright, since I might very well not be here tomorrow, I must do some good before I leave. As we already know, Ocelot was a Mafia member, as was Rasaq. Both were rezed by Dangaard, Rasaq's other character, since he was the Miracle worker. This means that Ocelot must still be Mafia, therefore we must kill him this night, (I would suggest vaxx, but I don't want to kill him on the first day of being alive and playing the game, as well as, that I am not positive, they did not switch roles, and/or Rasaq may have been the thief). We must take down Ocelot again, before he does us more harm! Down with Ocelot! Down with Ocelot! Vote: Ocelot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocelot
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 11, 2007 11:25:19 GMT -5
"Only problem with that, Pope, is that the Mafia can't kill two people on the same night. One could've been arrow'd by the vigilante, but I'm not too sure."
Andurin paced around, looking like he was deep in thought. Finally, a light bulb (literally) appeared over his head.
"Suffice to say, I am quite confused."
Vote: no one
No one sprang up from the back of the crowd, angry at all the accusations he got because no one could think of anyone else to accuse.
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 11, 2007 13:51:37 GMT -5
"Well I am quite confused as to how I have gotten here and who all of you are, so I'll have to wait a little longer before condeming any of you to death. Although the Pope does make a good point."
Vote: no one
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 15:37:58 GMT -5
“I have an accusation” said kaz appearing from the crowd. With a bewildered look upon his face he began to speak. “Unless this individual can describe her whereabouts on the eve of this day I will proceeded as follow.”
Vote: Lamby
OOC: sry on the earlier confusion
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 11, 2007 16:26:30 GMT -5
"Hmm... a wise choice. Considering Elliot has been silent for the entire game thus far, there are only two possibilities: he is either planning something absolutely dreadful or he cannot be bothered to play. Why remove some more active participant with him lying around?"
Vote: Elliot
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Apr 11, 2007 16:33:23 GMT -5
'Do you have any grounds for your accusation, Kaz?' said Cinders, stepping forwards once more. 'Or was it just a random person who happens to have not said anything today? I suspect the latter. 'On with the accusation, then. The evidence is clear. Perhaps in revenge for killing Bulbs, the mafia have taken his unsolvable riddle and used it for emphasis... But pushing Photu off a cliff? Seems a bit mild. Perhaps we aren't looking for criminal masterminds, just people with grudges. The first person that comes into mind... Mr. Minus-Cookies himself, Kaz. Perhaps in revenge for all those times everyone has kicked him down and stolen his cookies, he has struck and attempted to take his cookies back... Perhaps to no avail, I don't know that much. However, I believe this is sufficient for suspicion to fall upon him.' Vote: Kazkame Also, Photu, he means Lamby, not El
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 11, 2007 16:34:53 GMT -5
"Well... That makes sense I guess. Ok you've convinced me."
Vote: Elliot
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 11, 2007 16:37:17 GMT -5
'Do you have any grounds for your accusation, Kaz?' said Cinders, stepping forwards once more. 'Or was it just a random person who happens to have not said anything today? I suspect the latter. 'On with the accusation, then. The evidence is clear. Perhaps in revenge for killing Bulbs, the mafia have taken his unsolvable riddle and used it for emphasis... But pushing Photu off a cliff? Seems a bit mild. Perhaps we aren't looking for criminal masterminds, just people with grudges. The first person that comes into mind... Mr. Minus-Cookies himself, Kaz. Perhaps in revenge for all those times everyone has kicked him down and stolen his cookies, he has struck and attempted to take his cookies back... Perhaps to no avail, I don't know that much. However, I believe this is sufficient for suspicion to fall upon him.' Vote: Kazkame Also, Photu, he means Lamby, not El Ah so. My reason for voting for Elliot stands, however.
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Post by EvilLamb101 on Apr 11, 2007 16:38:15 GMT -5
OCC: oh great >< more pig latin please can I stop having to write like this soon?
BIC: "orfay ouryay nformationiay, niay hetay veningseay Iay ooklay fteraay hetay heepsay niay hetay ieldsfay, hetay akemay emay eelfay antedway." ambly aidsay, nsultediay ybay hetay ccusstionaay. "Iay hinktay ou'reyay eingbay astyhay otay otevay!"
vote: kazkame
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 11, 2007 16:38:25 GMT -5
" That makes even more sense."
Unvote: Elliot Vote: Kazkame
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Post by Baboon on Apr 11, 2007 16:46:30 GMT -5
Need I remind everyone of Spiff's recent outbursts concerning how the Mafia is crippled in this game? He'd have to be an incredibly good manipulator to write that if he were innocent. His concern with the Mafia's chances of winning are quite serious, and I have good reason to believe he's the Godfather. Think about it... if he were Mafia and the role change was coming, he'd probably be HAPPY to most likely become an innocent. Instead, he flipped out about how broken the game is in favor of the Innocents. And, he voted for me earlier. >.>
Vote: Spiff Extra Vote: Spiff SECOND Extra Vote: Spiff
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Post by ch00beh on Apr 11, 2007 16:48:07 GMT -5
"Well thanks for revealing to everyone that they really shouldn't open their mouths about game balance before the game is over so that I can interpret their words to find out their alliance," Andurin grumbled.
Vote: Spiff
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 16:55:17 GMT -5
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 11, 2007 16:56:13 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for so much vote changing, but I just went and read through every post so I'll get better I promise.
" Well that has to make the most sense out of everything I've heard here today."
Unvote: Kaz Vote Spiffy
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 11, 2007 17:18:52 GMT -5
This is quite a hard decision but my choice will have to be for Elliot. And to Pope's accusation I must only say this. I may have in a "past life" I was mafia but I have been "revived" spiritually and I have changed. I must thank only my new found religion:Christianity. It is a religion of honesty and truth and I have taken a love and devotion to the one named Jesus. I vow that I will follow in his footsteps and even go as far as to take up his trade and that of his father. Oh and one other question "WHO IS ELLIOT?"
Vote: Elliot
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 17:20:32 GMT -5
OOC: its not elliot its lamby just so you know
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 17:37:17 GMT -5
OOC: Lol that was cool Kaz, where did you find that? Also, I was just confirmed by Lee, that Mafia, can, and did switch with the innocents, there for almost all the Mafia members are different now, so I will now change my reasoning and my vote. Also, I do not believe Elliot is playing this game, is he?
BIC: "Hmm.... There is something in what you say Mrs. Cinders, and I do believe now that Ocelot is indeed not the culprit. I myself would consider Spiffy as an enemy of the innocents, except for the fact of my ties with him, and the knowing of his role in this fine city. His actions do seem suspicious, but he is just a kind and pious man, looking to make everyone happy, and keep a fair and just system of government. He indeed, has no ties with the Mafia in any way, and of this I am sure. However, Baboon does seem to want him dead an awful lot... this hints me toward something... I think, that since Babs, knows that Spiffy has a Marionette walking about the city, he is trying to trick everyone into thinking that Spiffy is Mafia, in order to knock down his only shielding, at which point, Baboon, and the rest of the Mafia, will proceed to kill him this night. I also believe that Kaz, is in the Mafia with Babs, and he is acting as a type of scape goat to keep the hate away from the true mastermind and god father of the whole operation, Babs. I would go for the head cheese this night, but I do not have sufficient time to sway the votes enough to kill the true enemy, so instead I will attempt to take out one of his henchmen. We need to take out this enemy!"
Vote: Kaz Extra Vote: Kaz
OOC: I believe you can only use 1 extra vote Babs, right Lee?
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 17:51:37 GMT -5
You accuse me but it’s odd that you said this quote
How might I ask that you know this, if you were not a mafia member yourself. The evidence is showing that you good sir have a mafia connection to one of these people, thus showing you allegiance to mafia. My accusation, good people is only a charade on the fact that pope is mafia affiliated and muss be dealt with. My vote still stands with Lamby but this is my thought on the matter of my accusation.
OOC: Elliot isnt playing but everyone confused him with lamby
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 18:23:56 GMT -5
We obviously knew that Ocelot, was a mafia member, because we unanimously voted for him to die in a previous thread. Only a true Mafia member would try to turn it around like that. Also, we do not "know" Rasaq was a mafia member per say, but there is a really strong suggestion that he was one. He was killed the same night as Crayola King which means one of several things. First of which, is that Rasaq was mafia, and the last one to vote, so when they killed crayola King, whom was either the bomb or carrying a sword, he was also taken down with him. Next is that he was the thief, and was attempting to steal from the king, whom was carrying the sword but was cut down by it. This however, is a nearly impossible circumstance, figuring that if Rasaq was the thief and Crayola king still died, then a Mafia member would have also been taken down with him, there for taking out 3 people in 1 night. Also, the robberies have continued even after Rasaqs death. Finally, Crayola King could have been Mafia, and attempted to kill Rasaq, whom in turn, was either the bomb or carrying a sword. This, however, is extremely unlikely, since Rasaq, being one of the least active members of this game, and whom had not logged in anytime near the time of his death, would not have been able to equip a sword. Therefor, the only way he could have killed the king, is by being the veteran, which, is possible. However, more things lead me to believe that Rasaq was Mafia, and, in fact, not the Veteran. So I hold my ground, saying he was Mafia, as was Ocelot, however, as I also previously mentioned, jobs of Mafia were switched with innocents, therefor, I am pretty sure he no longer is, do to odds of job switching. You, however, are one of the few people who did not risk staying on the island. This implies to me, that you had a job you did not want to get rid of. Seeing as the Miracle Worker used both of his rez's, the Pheonix used its power, the veteran used his, and there really are no other single use, really powerful jobs, that you would really want to hold on to. This strongly leads me to believe your one of the Mafia powers. Like the necromancer, or the infiltrator, and you only left because you did not want your unused power to be passed to someone else, and you didn't want to take the risk of becoming an innocent, because, unlike Spiffy, you have realized that, although the game has some Mafia flaws, they are still considerably more powerful than the innocents, especially because of the scandal that Rasaq pulled, which rezed 2 Mafia members. You know that there are almost no good innocent powers left, and its only a matter of time before the mafia overtakes the innocents. Your just trying to take out key, thinkers such as myself, Spiffy and Lamby, who work together, to save the innocents and kill the Mafia, whom are the only hope, if the innocents want to stand a chance of living. You are the Mafia, Baboon is your ring leader, I rest my case, and will answer any further questions if you have any. *Pope takes his seat again, and begins to file his nails. Prime walks up to the Pope.* "Where do babies come from mister Pope, sir?" "I didn't mean those questions" *sighs* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babies
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 11, 2007 18:54:31 GMT -5
"hmm... I like the Pope's funny hat, so I'm going to go with him. plus Kaz looked at me funny!...(I think)
Unvote: Spiffy Vote: Kaz
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 19:02:05 GMT -5
your honor I have here quote of another one of pope's so called good deeds
It's odd that you call me out for leaving as you can see here people the pope also wanted to keep his job. for those who do not know the role of the chronomancer it is simple
This evidence show that the pope did want to keep his job but with out the cost of losing the entire drachma, But the pope soon learned of his folly that he could not play the game if he was frozen.
again I bring up point with this quote
How good sir might you have know robberies were happening around our fair town?
Only people who were robbed know that the robberies occurred to them. If you were indeed “robed”, you would have lost what items before today sir. You have only acquired before today drachma. So far you have acquired 193 drachma in the game. Oddly today you bought three items a Superb Marionette and three wooden swords, which come to a total of 240 drachma. This of witch you don’t have, thus deducing that you have gained money in other sinister way.
You can check my math and all your spending has come with a price. Leaving the door open to questions such as
Where did this money come from?
How does pope know about the robberies?
Why single out one person who left not all together?
Why does he defend spiffy so much?
I would like answers pope and I would like them by 9:00 sharp tonight in full no BS or the proof shows your mafia involvement
OOC: if you haven’t noticed I didn’t vote for you I voted for Lamby. Your just bringing this upon your self
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 11, 2007 19:04:37 GMT -5
"Hmm. Ellol. Elliot. Yes.
"I like how I'm not a complete idiot. I think that part is my favorite."
UNVOTE: Elliot VOTE: Spiffy
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 11, 2007 19:29:48 GMT -5
"I see that you seem to have a lot of "evidence" against my claims. I will come clean with you, for none of them mean as much as what I have said, about you. First I will address the question of my wanting to keep my job: Notice, I stayed, yes, but I sort of wanted to keep my job, because its OK, but still not that good, so if the chronomancer wanted to, they could let me keep it, but if they didn't, then no big deal. Also, how did I realize my folly? I never said, "Wait never mind do use it on me" Next: I was stolen from last night, so therefor, I know the thief is still loose among us. And your accusation of me only acquiring drachma is also false. I have bought 1 extra vote, and received an extra vote from those fantastic boxes found throughout the city. Continuing: Its no wonder that you are failing math. I have earned more than 193 monies, however, although your math is off, I still did not have sufficient funds for the items I have purchased. There is also another error in your accusations, you claim that I bought all 3 items in the same day, when, in fact, I purchased 1 of the items yesterday, and the other 2 today. Have you checked the shop recently? Notice an extra of something? I did not want to reveal this to everybody, but seeing as I think it would serve better this way, I bought the Marionette to make people think I had an extra life, therefor, buying me somewhat of an immunity in the town meeting. I then PM sold it to Lee, to make everyone believe that I still had the item, where I then bought 2 wooden swords, to help protect me from the Mafia. Great plan, wasn't it? Guess its ruined now, but at least the Mafia will be scarred to attack me for a few days. And the answer to your final question: "Why do I defend Spiffy so much": The answer to this is simple. Our jobs are allies with each other, and, naturally, I do not want one of the few people I knows jobs to be dead. Any more questions? Edit: Woops forgot my posting requirment: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Questions
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Post by kazkame on Apr 11, 2007 19:31:54 GMT -5
How might I ask do you know spiffy’s job without being mafia
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