crayolaking
Citizen of the Archipelago
Beware I'm Crayolaking master of Mafia!!!
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Post by crayolaking on Apr 18, 2007 19:33:37 GMT -5
Pikachu I choose to GIVE to you
Pope I choose to TAKE from you
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Post by Loogs on Apr 18, 2007 19:35:53 GMT -5
"Dammit! I'm stuck between dream yaoi and hot sex! You men make very good propositions."
Lady Lugiasian adjusted her corset and started on a new box of Pocky, this time green tea-flavored. However hot Stiffy might have been, yaoi was also quite hot, especially since it was between the totally sexalicious ch00bs and a man of her choice. (Yuki anyone? ^^)
"I shall wait and see what other good offers people give me before I give the points away."
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Post by kazkame on Apr 18, 2007 19:38:24 GMT -5
kaz began to vomit due to utterance of Yaoi
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 18, 2007 19:40:25 GMT -5
Now it's time for a crappy song!
Oh, I like to play. Even when the sky is gray. And if I choose to stay. I will surely be thrown into the fray. Armed with my weapon, a tray. Then my foes will pay. But I don't know how long they can be kept at bay. So hurry and do not delay. And tell me who you will portray. Also, don't get in my way. Or I shall end your day. And now I am done, yay!
Not much of a song but whatever.
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 18, 2007 19:49:20 GMT -5
"Well my lady." Vaxx said as he put on a fez. " I am actually a genie. I can grant you one wish of anything you can dream of as long as it falls under one of two guidelines. One it has to be legal. Two, if it is not legal then there has to be no cops around. I am not going back to jail. So if the cops are around things could get real ugly real fast. I mean I'm pretty handy with an egg beater, and you have no idea how many ways you can kill some one with an eggbeater..." He kinda stares off for a while. "Oh yeah but one wish, whatever you want. Think about it. Oh and one more thing no lamps!"
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 18, 2007 19:52:20 GMT -5
"For a cut of the profit, I'll make out with Ch00bs, even despite his lack of boobs."
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Post by kazkame on Apr 18, 2007 20:14:21 GMT -5
Kaz faints and falls to the ground due to real-life yaoi ( still no boobs)
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Post by Baboon on Apr 18, 2007 21:14:37 GMT -5
I'll TAKE from Mr. Ocelot.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 18, 2007 21:56:40 GMT -5
Okay, ending the game now, to tally scoes.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 18, 2007 22:09:56 GMT -5
I have not taken on challenge number one yet! Instead of writing twenty unrelated sentences, I will chain together a horrible story - one I will likely regret. But don't fret! It won't be that horrible, I bet... One day, Babs walked down the street and on the corner, he saw none other than a man playing cornet! Next to him was a man with a saxophone - it was a duet! Babs tossed a dollar into their collection jar upon completion of their set. A few minutes later, it began to rain and Babs didn't want to get wet. "I wish my umbrella weren't broken... it works as well as a net." Due to his short attention span, he suddenly remembered that he wanted to go on vacation... to fly somewhere on a jet. Maybe to Australia or Japan, but that would cause massive debt. All of a sudden, he remembered it was four hours since his last post here and began to sweat. After getting to his computer quickly, he returned Pope's earlier petty point attack, much like a Wobbuffet. "It wasn't until recently that Pope, I met. He certainly is no vet... Nevertheless though, in this game, he remains a threat. Although, until he is dead, he is an asset. I wish that some of his items and money, I could get." Baboon then realized his story is really long and saved it to a diskette. And, to complete his twentieth sentence, he thought to himself, "I could use a pet." @_@ That was ridiculously horrible, but 20 is 20. As for Miss Lugiasian... "I am a bit worried by the fact that Spiff's body is so enticing for you. Unlike the people before me, I won't offer anything physical to draw your attention. I will point out the difficulty in stringing together a story even so horrible as the above. Aaaaaand since you're such a fan of Japanese things, I offer to you this assortment of Pocky, koala cookies, and strawberry-filled marshmallows from the far-off exotic location known as Edgewater, New Jersey. >.> BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Here is a tribute of 6 drachma! *hands it over* Enjoy! =D Lee, if I will get the opportunity, I will keep my role.
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Post by Baboon on Apr 18, 2007 22:11:34 GMT -5
...I was totally writing that for half an hour thinking the game would go to at least midnight... and while I was finishing, you apparently posted. I really do hope you'll count this at least somewhat.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 18, 2007 22:28:45 GMT -5
Heh, I was worried about cutting you off. Don't worry, it'll still apply.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 19, 2007 0:00:29 GMT -5
BTW, sorry Loogs about doling out the prize points on my own, but heaven knows that the last thing this game needs is another delay. However, if you're willing to PM me game ideas and such, I'll go and make the neccessary balance tweaks and run them, as you are a sort of Co-host.
Bribe Ratings (100%) Ocelot: +5%+30%=35 Photu: +10%+10%=20 Pope: +25%=25 Kaz: +5%=5 Vaxx: +5%+20%=25 Crayolaking: +10%=10 Andurin: +25%=25 Babs: +25%=25 170% total.
Ocelot gets: 10 Photu gets: 6 Pope gets: 7 Kaz gets: 1 Vaxx gets: 7 Crayolaking gets: 3 Andurin gets: 8 Babs gets: 8
Turtle 1: 3+1+5+2+3+5+1=20, 7 rounds, Tiebreaker roll: 3 Roll 2: 1 Turtle 2: 2+4+2+4+1+1+2+4=20, 8 rounds Turtle 3: 5+5+0-1+3+6+2=20, 7 rounds, Tiebreaker roll: 3 Roll 2: 6
Result: Turtle 3, First in a Photofinish. Turtle 1 Turtle 2
Photu Challenge 1: Rhyme:20 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #3: Payout:25 Challenge 3: Pile:16 Challenge 4: Bribery: 6 BONUS: +5 Participation TOTAL: 72
Vaxx Challenge 1: Rhyme: 12 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #1: Payout:0 Challenge 3: Pile:17 Challenge 4: Bribery: 7 BONUS: +5 Total: 51
RLRL Challenge 1: Rhyme: Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #X: Payout: Challenge 3: Pile:15 Challenge 4: Bribery: BONUS: Total: 15
Babs Challenge 1: Rhyme: 20 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #3: Payout: 25 Challenge 3: Pile:19 Challenge 4: Bribery: 8 BONUS: +15 Total: 87
Kazkame Challenge 1: Rhyme: 11 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #2: Payout: 0 Challenge 3: Pile:16 Challenge 4: Bribery: 1 BONUS: +5 Total: 33
Prime Challenge 1: Rhyme: Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #X: Payout: Challenge 3: Pile:9 Challenge 4: Bribery: BONUS: Total: 9
Pope Challenge 1: Rhyme: 7 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #2: Payout: 0 Challenge 3: Pile:11 Challenge 4: Bribery: 7 BONUS: +5 Total: 30
Andurin Challenge 1: Rhyme: 20 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #3: Payout: 25 Challenge 3: Pile:17 Challenge 4: Bribery: 8 BONUS: +5 Total: 75
Cinders Challenge 1: Rhyme: 6 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #2: Payout: 0 Challenge 3: Pile:14 Challenge 4: Bribery: X BONUS: Total: 20
Ocelot Challenge 1: Rhyme: 5 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #1: Payout: 0 Challenge 3: Pile:18 Challenge 4: Bribery: 10 BONUS: +5 Total: 38
Crayolaking2 Challenge 1: Rhyme: 0 Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #2: Payout: 0 Challenge 3: Pile:15 Challenge 4: Bribery: 3 BONUS: +5 Total: 23
Aurora Challenge 1: Rhyme: Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #X: Payout: Challenge 3: Pile:15 Challenge 4: Bribery: BONUS: Total: 15
Pikachu Challenge 1: Rhyme: Challenge 2: Bet: Turtle #X: Payout: Challenge 3: Pile:13 Challenge 4: Bribery: BONUS: Total: 13
Babs: 87 Andurin: 75 Photu: 72 Vaxx: 51 Ocelot: 38 Kaz: 33 Pope: 30 Crayolaking: 23 Cinders: 20 Aurora: 15 Rupert: 15 Pikachu: 13 Prime: 9
Results: Babs:175 Drachma, Bonus Vote, Leaving. Andurin: 135 Drachma, Bonus Vote, Staying. Photu: 105 Drachma, Bonus Vote, Staying. Vaxx: 35 Drachma, ? (Stay or go?) Ocelot: 25 Drachma, ? (Stay or go?) Kaz: 15 Drachma, ? (Stay or go? If one of the other two doesn't take it, you may go.) If there still is a go left after those three, then yeah, the others may choose, prioritizing down the line.
I give you three and everybody else until 6 PM tomorrow to decide. Anybody who says nothing will be treated as deciding to stay and passing up their chance at either of the two remaining tickets. Day 7 will begin around 6, and end around 6 PM, Friday.
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 19, 2007 11:11:09 GMT -5
If all six of them pass up the chance, and there is one or more people able to leave still, does the 7th, 8th and so forth people have the chance?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 19, 2007 13:55:13 GMT -5
Yes, yes you do.
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Post by Vaxx on Apr 19, 2007 14:33:29 GMT -5
Well like I said before I'll stay.
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Post by Ocelot on Apr 19, 2007 15:22:33 GMT -5
I'll stay
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Post by Aurora on Apr 19, 2007 17:56:43 GMT -5
I'll stay.
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Post by kazkame on Apr 19, 2007 20:48:26 GMT -5
i'm not staying sry i'm gonna leave
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Post by Popebenedict on Apr 20, 2007 5:34:22 GMT -5
Well as you probably guessed I'm going to take the last spot and go.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Apr 20, 2007 10:14:17 GMT -5
Okay. As my power was taken out by a branch, and those fuckheads at Ni-Mo couldn't pull their thumbs out of their rears long enough to get up to my place before morning, I will follow the schedule stated yesterday, but shifted 24 hours forwards.
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