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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 26, 2007 7:45:36 GMT -5
“Step away now, nothing to see, nothing to see,” the Host shouts. The townspeople reluctantly disperse, still casting glances back at the table. The Host picks up a colonial-looking quilt which conveniently happens to be folded up under a chair, and throws it over Andurin.
“Here,” the Host says. “Cover yourself up. You must be freezing. What happened?”
Having wrapped himself in the quilt, Andurin sits up on the table, inadvertently knocking a few small plates to the ground as he does so. The golden glow on his body is still faintly discernible, but fading slowly.
“I don’t know…” he says. “I was just going out for a walk around the block last night… get some fresh air, you know… but then these people came and attacked me.”
“Couldn’t see who they were, I suppose.”
“No, they were wearing masks. Or maybe pantyhose. Something. Anyway, the next thing I know, you’re standing here telling me to wake up.”
“Lucky about the shield,” the Host says. He indicates the golden glow.
“Yeah,” says Andurin.
They look around at the table for a moment. It is covered with plates and bowls holding a variety of foods: stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, sweet potatoes, Indian corn, pumpkin pie. The turkey is conspicuously absent.
On the other hand, Andurin is sitting on a very large plate himself.
They try not to consider the implications of this. Andurin dips his finger in the pumpkin pie.
“Not bad,” he decides.
ANDURIN IS NOT DEAD!
* * *
Meanwhile, in another part of town, Prime returns to his home, only to notice that the back door is ajar. He quickly scours the house to find what’s missing. Sure enough…
“Aw, they took my freakin’ [ITEM NAME DELETED]!”
And in another part of town, the Host returns to the Shop to find that yet a third robbery has taken place there. Someone made off with – not infinity minus six – not infinity minus thirteen – but ALL of his shields! There are no shields remaining in stock!
“I find this to be a highly distressing turn of events!” Pikachu exclaims. “Wait,” he immediately adds. “Was that… literate?”
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 26, 2007 8:43:31 GMT -5
"Well well well well well well weeeeellll...." Lee walked into the room, waving a little magnet around and collecting pieces of him that fell to the floor. A CD tray extended from his forehead, and Lee inserted a disk. Michael Bolton filled the room with his melodious voice. He turned to face the gathering crowd.
"It seems that my accuser is once more amongst the living... I'll assume he's not mafia for now. However, this crime makes me think two things... Martha Stewart, and pointy objects, and whenever I think of either one, I think of..."
"PRIME!" Lee went to point suddenly, and his hand flew off, hitting Cinders.
"Sorry about that, Miss. Haven't got the neccessary repairs quite yet."
Vote: Prime
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 26, 2007 15:19:54 GMT -5
i have tried to eliminate rime before but people keep defending him namely Pope and Kazkame which leads me to believe one of them is mafia. It could be both though the Godfather does have his ways to APPEAR innocent. Kazkame can be the godfather and so could pope but ppope can also be anyother member of the mafia. S o that leaves with prime Pope Kazkame Andurin and Loogs. Its a tough choice but andurin was almost killed by the mafia so that rules him out. That still leaves the rest of those people. I think I know who is our villian.
Vote:Loogs
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 26, 2007 15:36:03 GMT -5
"Being killed by the mafia does NOT exclude one from suspicion of being one of their number, good sir!" Lee said, spinning once more, this time his ear flying off and striking the host. "One moment." He grabbed his ear, tucking it away.
"Most deaths of people in the Mafia are committed BY people in the mafia. And YOU have not yet cleared yourself by voting soberly. I've seen you vote a suspected mafia member once, and for me, an upstanding citizen, on the other occasion you got a chance. I think that due to his predilection for plaid that he acquired before his death that my dear friend Albatross was a detective. A lumberjack is another possibility. Howe'er, we have very few trees, and he smelled rather nice. So, judging by his choice of clothes most fitting for a detective, I must side with him. Albatross did not have the tact or deceptiveness to try to convince us otherwise. He must have been the detective."
"That farmer that tried to have me murdered has been speaking of you being the detective. But that makes little sense... There is no room for you to be a detective! So out with it, what are you REALLY, supposed victim of the mafia? You can not be the Bomb, or the Thief, since items were stolen during our deadness, and I doubt that you were Detective. Out with it!"
Vote: Still Prime. Waiting to see Ocelot's reaction here.
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 15:41:21 GMT -5
Prime pulls out his seppuku knife, and silently thanks all the gods, known and unknown, that Andurin was spared. He was fairly sure Andurin was the only one who'd be able to cut his head off in one swift stroke. "Just for the record." Prime said soberly. "I don't think having a living bomb in the town is a good idea, I mean, what if he glitches out and kills more of us?He got poor...dear... RLRL last time. Who will it be next?" Prime sighed, took out a sharpening stone, and began to sharpen his Wakisashi and Katana.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 26, 2007 15:43:32 GMT -5
"I was created as a servant for humanity, and defender to the weak. If you foolish people hadn't interfered, I wouldn't have killed anybody. And if I recall, I think that you were among those that forced me to detonate."
Vote: Prime
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 15:59:27 GMT -5
"Yes, and you didn't even have the decency to take any mafia members with you." Prime said heatedly. "All you did was kill two innocent people!"
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 26, 2007 16:45:38 GMT -5
"How would you know their alliances, mister? The only people who know who the real mafia is are the Mafia members! And though Kevin was wide open with his identity as a detective, Rupert was very secretive. He may just be a Mafia member. You only dig yourself a deeper hole I fear!"
Vote: A VERY suspiscious looking Prime
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 26, 2007 17:06:14 GMT -5
One can pretend to be a detective and one can be a detective. Just because one dons the look and appears to be a detective does not mean that person is. Lee you had doned the detective outfit aswell yet you were not a detective. Now you say that because I did not don the apperel that I cannot be a detective. I must say that ignorance must be bliss. I may or not be detective and I also may or may not be Mafia but we must look at other candidates. Notice pope has always defended prime who every town meeting has been accused. Look at loogs who is as mysterious as a black hole. Cinders who really has done nothing to stand out. Oh and our friend Pikachu who can also be a Prime candidate. Pointing the finger at me wont do a thing if you do not examine the evidence. The vot will still for me stand for loogs.
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Post by Loogs on Feb 26, 2007 17:23:24 GMT -5
"Most of the town believes me in that I'm not Mafia, and with good reason too. I'm not. Ocelot, recently you've come up as highly suspicious. Someone else turns up as detective, revealing you as a liar. However, I'm not convinced that you're Mafia, but I'm not convinced that you're innocent either. Prime, on the other hand, practically wears a neon sign saying "I'M MAFIA"." Loogs sucked on the chocolate on her Pocky stick. "The choice is obvious."
VOTE: TEH BAAAAAAAAAAAAD PRIME MAN
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Feb 26, 2007 18:51:27 GMT -5
Cinders glanced round the room, trying not to look too offended by the hand that had flwon into her face - mechanical or no. 'Well,' she started finally, shrugging. 'I'ma going to go with the majority. I've seen Prime as a potential Mafia from the beginning, and I still hold that view. And the comment about RL and Kav... Carelessness on his part, I must say.'
VOTE: Prime
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 19:20:27 GMT -5
Prime shrugged mentally. "No use going against the flow."
VOTE: Prime[/u][/i]
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Post by kazkame on Feb 26, 2007 19:25:57 GMT -5
I see something in my dad's bald head......
prime's death
vote: prime
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 19:27:43 GMT -5
Prime slowly gets up, advances on kazkame, and kills him as well. By a beheading. "Never did like him, his rhym scheme sucked." Prime spat on Kaz's head contemptuously, and walked away.
POHATU SEZ: NOPE! Nice Try However!
To late, its already been done.
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 26, 2007 19:28:21 GMT -5
"I'm too busy not being dead to make any more reasons against Prime. It's plainly obvious already." Vote: Prime
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Post by Damien on Feb 26, 2007 20:14:37 GMT -5
"I must agree, this prime character he has made himself look rather suspicious. However I must vote for Ms. L00gs. The lady doth protest too much, methinks." Pikachu said in his best Shakespearean voice. "Her constant claims of being 'Not Mafia' lead me to believe that she is infact that which she claims not to be."
Vote: Lugaisian
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Post by Baboon on Feb 26, 2007 20:17:09 GMT -5
...Prime votes for himself. That's f'ing awesome. XD Yeah, I think I've got to go with the majority here. VOTE: Prime
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 26, 2007 20:41:34 GMT -5
Prime slowly gets up, advances on kazkame, and kills him as well. By a beheading. "Never did like him, his rhym scheme sucked." Prime spat on Kaz's head contemptuously, and walked away.POHATU SEZ: NOPE! Nice Try However! To late, its already been done. Yes, it would be wonderful if you made the canon, wouldn't it? Perhaps if you can convince the board to let you host a game, you'll get to do so. And I'm sure I'll be the first one to die should such a game take place. But while I'm the Host, such posts as the one you made will be violently and passionately disregarded. and i'll do it with a smile
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 20:53:13 GMT -5
So much for baboon being on my side....
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 26, 2007 20:59:36 GMT -5
So much for baboon being on my side.... He's either got to vote for you or he's got to cast a vote that disagrees with yours. Which of those constitutes being on your side?
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 21:34:15 GMT -5
You be silent, or I'll censor your cock bulge.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 26, 2007 21:46:14 GMT -5
Oh that's just hitting below the belt.
literally
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 26, 2007 21:52:20 GMT -5
Looking at the evidence i must say that Prime looks guilty. So I'll gladly hitch on the band-wagon! Unvote:Loogs Vote: Prime
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 22:17:59 GMT -5
-.-
Screw this.
Somebody better behead me.
*stabs self with seppuku knife*
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Post by ch00beh on Feb 26, 2007 22:51:39 GMT -5
Andurin began to take part in the light meal of epic proportions, just because he was getting hungry from not being dead. "Wow, he didn't even try," he said through a mouthful of taters. "First person to ask what are taters gets a small slice of epically proportioned banana cream pie to the face." *Yes, I did post just so I could say "light meal of epic proportions"
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Post by prime on Feb 26, 2007 22:58:42 GMT -5
*from the grave*
Taters are basically chopped potatoes packed into a loose cylindrical shape, and then baked until golden brown on the exterior. They are also known as Tater Tots.
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