Dreams

[Iron Mouse]

Titties makes them sound saggy... I've also heard them called meat-balloons. Not ok.

Also, on a semirelated note. I had a dream that I got pregnant and had to find someone to adopt my baby.

[Loogs]

Funbags is a stupid one.

Melons, however, isn't terribly bad, but maybe it's me and I just like watermelons.

[The Evil Biscuit]

Naughty pillows.

[Ninety]

That was probably one of my least favorite King novels.

[The Evil Biscuit]

And it sounds less pointy if you call 'em tiddies instead. But tits and boobs remain my go-to labels.

[Beelzebibble]

"Boobs" has a weight and roundness that no other synonym approaches. It fills your whole mouth to say it, before lazily leaving your lips. And the "oo" can be protracted as long as you like, to render the sound ever more relaxed and decadent. "Tits" you have to basically spit out. It's a quick, harsh little epithet with no substance. "Titties" isn't much better.

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[The Evil Biscuit]

Yes, but you NEVER say 'hey, check out the girl with the tits.' You can get away with it with 'boobs', but 'tits' always requires an adjective or modifier. It's short, and succinct, and tags nicely to the end of whatever colorful descriptor you might add ahead of it.

[The Evil Biscuit]

And 'big boobs' doesn't flow like 'big titties' does.

[Beelzebibble]

Well, you wouldn't say "check out the girl with the boobs" either. But I'm all the time hearing formulations like "my tits", "your tits", "her tits" and to me these are infinitely less sonorous than the "boob" analogues. (Possible movie title there, must make a note of it.)

[ch00beh]

Lovely, supple breasts.

[Beelzebibble]

The only thing I remember about my dream last night was Lee announcing that Blaise Euler is in fact Yoon Mangjeol's daughter.


EDIT: I forgot what we'd been talking about in this topic before my post. Amazing transition.

[ch00beh]

Was Lee also describing Blaise's lovely, supple breasts?

I had some crazy dreams this week, but I neglected to write them in my dream journal.

[Ninety]

Man, this morning's dream was wild. It went all over the place.

I remember that I was at work and pulled this iron skull out of the rocks in the parking lot and then the ground sort of crumbled away to reveal an enormous ant colony. There were thousands of eggs and the queen was at least 3 feet long and you could see the eggs inside her guts. So we call an exterminator and there's this big to-do because we can't find the colony when he gets there. My boss thinks I just made it up and we go on with work.

Then I'm with a bunch of friends at a hotel or something. I don't remember why we were there. Near the hotel was this much nicer hotel so I go into the nice hotel for lunch. I remember that all of the walls were painted blue and it looked like some place you'd stay if you were on vacation in the Mediterranean, except I think we were in Arizona. It was in the desert, for sure. So I start to go to the restroom when some guy yells at me and tells me that if I go in the bathroom I'll never be able to leave the hotel because the halls and rooms will start to shift around. So I either went anyways or the hotel heard him warn me and decided to get freaky anyways. I'm wandering around the place looking for the exit and it's pretty cool actually because the hotel is really nice and has a lot of neat architecture. I remember that there was one hall with those Asian paper walls and sliding doors. I opened the door to one of the rooms and there was a family playing a board game. I think it was Clue. I apologized and started walking around again. Back in a normal hallway, I open a door to some guy's office. He's holding a shotgun and when I walk in he looks at me then shoots himself in the head. He pulled the trigger with his toe. I guess that was the final straw so I start getting angry and busting out windows trying to find my way outside when I find this bitchin' Camaro. Now that I think about it, it was the same Camaro a buddy of mine has. So I hop in the Camaro and start crashing through all the walls of the hotel until I make it outside. Once I'm outside I see my friend Scott and tell him not to go in the hotel and let's get Mexican food for lunch instead.

Then I'm playing videogames or something with my Camaro friend and we're racing dirtbikes only it's more like Mario Kart with power-ups and all that jazz. He crashes his girl right at the finish line so I make fun of him for that. Then when it's my turn I fall off the third jump and crash.

Then I woke up.

[Loogs]

I tried to seduce Ninety in my dream last night.

weird

[The Evil Biscuit]

Happens to me all the time.

It's only weird until you realize Ninety's infiltrating your dreams at night and making you think about him naked. Then it's just another 'Aw, Ninety, you douchebag,' kinda thing.

[Ninety]

I could have gone without knowing that, Joe.

[ch00beh]

in our dreams, 90 is the pornstar

it's him

[Loogs]

I'm not sure if we actually had sexytime or not

I tried seducing him with my boobs though. it probably worked

[Ninety]

we may never know

[Kuroboom]

We'd need a demonstration in order to better estimate the effectiveness.

[Loogs]

gdi i had another ninety sexytime dream

[Ninety]

INCEPTED

[ch00beh]

I, on the other hand, was the goddamn batman in my dream last night.

[Loogs]

IT HAPPENED AGAIN and ninety squeezed my boobs this time

gdi you are worse than pohatu

[Ninety]

I dreamed I was teaching someone to tie their shoes.

[The Evil Biscuit]

I dreamed someone broke into the house and there was a firefight.