Dreams

[ch00beh]

I like your second dream better.

[Ninety]

Me too! The first dream makes me wake up afraid and sweaty while the second makes me wake up inspired and sticky.

[ch00beh]

So I dreamed last night that El posted a video wherein there was a brief flash of full frontal nudity. I lolled.

[SV]

I had a dream the other day that my friend and her father and I were attempting to sell frosting-modified Oreos to the tune of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty.

That was weird.

[Q]

Dec 16, 2009 22:49:16 GMT -5 Ninety said:

Oh, and a few nights ago I dreamt that I was a nude model for an art class where all the people painting me were hot girls from high school and they were all naked too. So sik.

That's basically how art school actually is. Inordinate amounts of nudity from models AND students. You should see the stuff that comes out of our photography department.

[Ninety]

Copied from a FB message to the subject of the dream, an old girl friend of mine:

So I'm in Austin at this big, swanky hotel and there are thousands of people there but they all look like people we went to high school with. It's a fancy occasion whatever it is because I'm in a tuxedo and everyone else is dressed to kill as well. I get in line to go to the banquet hall or something and you're there and you don't have a date so you grab my arm and basically force me to be your date. Then the dream just starts repeating this except that I can tell that it's supposed to be an annual sort of thing, like a year has passed between each repetition. After a few repetitions, you have a baby with you except it isn't [her IRL son]; it's one we had together and for some reason he can talk like a 6 year old even though he's an infant. You use his intelligence to try and con people out of their pearls (which everyone seems to have a ton of) by making people (I remember Holly Wood being one of them) slip and hit their heads so they forget who the pearls belong to. I get mad that you're using my offspring for such low pursuits and start to leave the hotel but all of my friends start chasing after me. So I run out of the hotel and start freerunning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwqoSkTSubw watch that video if you don't know what freerunning is). At first I'm just jumping over tables and railings and stuff like that but then I start using my momentum to make these enormous jumps and flips that aren't physically possible. Then I'm in some Central Park-looking place in the middle of downtown Austin and I'm still running and [my best friend] is still chasing me. I start running up the sides of trees and grabbing onto the branches at the top so when I fall down I bring the whole tree with me which then snaps back up and launches me like fifty feet in the air and a few hundred feet forward where I do it again to another tree. All the time everyone in the dream is commenting on how incredibly amazing it is that I'm doing this since I'm typically not very athletic.

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Jan 10, 2010 14:52:24 GMT -5 Q said:

Dec 16, 2009 22:49:16 GMT -5 Ninety said:

Oh, and a few nights ago I dreamt that I was a nude model for an art class where all the people painting me were hot girls from high school and they were all naked too. So sik.

That's basically how art school actually is. Inordinate amounts of nudity from models AND students. You should see the stuff that comes out of our photography department.

No thanks.

[ch00beh]

so last night's dream was pretty intense. i was in some kind of world with video-game-like space because i could see aliased representations of other solar systems and planets with the naked eye. Or maybe I had robot eyes. I don't know. Anyway, I'm talking to this guy, checking out other solar systems, talking about his galaxy spanning company, when we notice that about 93% of north america is covered in shadow. The guy's like "Oh shit. That is a big shadow." It takes me a while to see it and zoom in with my robot eyes on the low res graphics and check it out. Then the guy's like "You know how big of an asteroid that makes?" And we both look up and there's a giant flaming asteroid of doom coming down into the ocean.

So the logical thing we do is to jump into the water and swim down and wait out the blastwave. I think I was holding my breath IRL, which was kind of a problem, considering that there was a shark the size of fucking Sin from final fantasy x and had teeth that were retardedly distorted/large. It wasn't moving, so we just kinda swam under it and took refuge.

And then an epilogue started, stating that we and 11 other people survived the blast, "killing any of the slaves we found" because I guess the asteroid was from world building and the monsters were abducting people so we shot them to put them out of their misery. I didn't get to participate in that battle. Just read about it in my own epilogue.

The end.

[Beelzebibble]

In my dream last night, I was the star.

It was me.

[ch00beh]

In my dream last night, 90 and I went to Biscuit's room and started throwing crumpled paper at him.

[ch00beh]

Ok, so last night was a pretty sweet dream.

I was at some machinery complex thing, and i got myself like a power glove of power or something. I know someone was running it, but now I've forgotten it.

Anyway, did one of those momentary wake ups, then fell back asleep, and suddenly I was this crazy chick in a hospital that was by the complex. I had some notion that I was the only one who could get in and out of the room (and i could get in and out of it! but so could everyone else) and then I started having some unsettling feelings towards one of the doctors.

So I walk out, and the doctor is there too, and I'm like "I'm the only one with the power to break out of there!" so i grab one of those staple remover things and try to assault the doctor with it. Oh by the way the doctor happens to be Dexter, so he judos me into a wall and puts me to sleep while saying something along the lines of "You are a very dangerous person."

Time skip to me lying on the death table with loose ropes around my wrists and ankles. I like try to move, but my limbs are all wonky. Then there's Dexter again, who takes his trophy (blood from a scalpel wound to the cheek) at which point I'm like "Alright! Time to wake up before I have to dream through actually getting murdered."

And then I woke up thinking that I mind controlled someone to their death.

Nice!

[Ninety]

Here's another dream I had a while back. I forgot about this topic so I never posted it. It too involved high-school friends.

I had a dream last night where our entire high school class went on a trip to this big-ass mall somewhere. We all ate at this Mexican restaurant there and you tried to steal my table's guacamole and spilled my beans in my lap so I squished the guac into your ear. This escalated into a food fight which escalated into all of the girls and guys trying their damndest to inflict bodily harm on the other side. Thornton and I were running from you and Herrington when we ended up in some sort of animal exhibit where a panda nearly killed me by pulling me under the water. Oh, and Jack turned into a polar bear. I escaped but you and Kayla hogtied me and strung me from the ceiling like a piñata for all of the girls to hit with sticks. Then Welps drove in on a golf cart and cut me down and we escaped to one of those neighborhoods where all the houses look the same. We each bought a house and y'all couldn't get to us because it was a gated community but we were mad because we didn't have internet so we went fishing.

Remind me to never eat Mexican food with you.

[ch00beh]

You need to go deeper.

[The Evil Biscuit]

[The Evil Biscuit]

I cannot run in my dreams. Never have I had a dream in which I can run.

Every time I attempt to run in a dream, I freeze in place. Of course, if I'm running in my dream, it's either FROM something or TO something. So these are always frightening moments for me, because I'm frozen in place with something pursuing me, or I'm frozen in place and unable to reach whatever object or person or whatever that I am pursuing. I panic and wake up in cold sweats.

Suffice to say, I just walk.

[ch00beh]

you should try flying and teleporting.

time skipping works really well for me most of the time

[Ninety]

I have decided to start keeping a dream journal. Here are the first three entries, all from last night.

I was a fighter pilot in the air force and my girlfriend was a helicopter pilot. The night before a mission we were laying on our backs watching a Harry Potter movie projected on the clouds. The mission was to escort a bunch of tanks and it was action-packed (think Top Gun) but I don't think we actually fought anyone. Then it cuts to me reminiscing about her death and reliving it. Some guy was skateboarding up a big hill that I was standing on top of. The speed limit was 36mph. I got a terrible feeling about him and wanted to stop him because he wasn't skating well. When he got to the top he fell off and his board went flying down the other side of the hill, which was a catastrophe in my eyes, and I ran after it, trying to stop it as it bounced down the hill. Then I heard screams and I ran up to a crowd of people that was surrounding my girlfriend. The board had struck her in the head and now she was going to die. For a minute (there was actually a timer in the bottom left like a video game) she was a Nestle Crunch bar and the reason she was dying was because the skateboard had broken her and she was melting in the sun. But then she was a person again and I was down on the ground with her in my arms while I cried and told her how much I loved her. Then she was standing for a bit while people asked her where she was going to go (meaning the afterlife). She responded that she had always moved from religion to religion as the suited her needs so she was sure she'd end up somewhere. Then she was back in my arms as I poured my heart out to her. We had one last kiss together before she died as I held her close. When I woke up I was almost crying.

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I was a kid doing viral comedy videos with my friends. I hung out in the back of a pickup truck with some chickens while some Mexicans drove me around. They dropped me off at the beach where I made fun of people then ran into two girls in prom dresses (or maybe they were bridesmaids). They didn't like me but followed me home anyway. My friends were waiting there and we had transformed my house into a big castle with a bunch of 2 x 4s. We made clockwork dragons and ballistas out of wood and made the girls operate the devices. Then my parents came home and I escorted the girls out while I heard my father step outside and exclaim "What did you do to the yard?!" I'm not sure how he didn't notice it when he came in.

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I was either an actor or my friends and I had a lot of disposable income. We pretended to be spies or an elite commando squad (I think it was the latter). We were infiltrating a bank where a lot of people had been taken hostage. We were tailing the lead villain (another of my friends from high school) when she sat down at a computer. I swung through a window on a rope, leapt off, then subdued her with those cable ties. Then someone, probably a director, came out and evaluated our performances.

[ch00beh]

I dreamed that Pohatu and I were talking, and it turned out that he was born with multiple man powers. Apparently everyone in his family was born with it. I forgot what Q's power was, but his twin little siblings could fly. I didn't believe it until Potates stepped behind me and then was walking on both sides of me.

I was pissed off because he had powers and I couldn't teleport.

So my dream got Terrianjacked.

[Beelzebibble]

A+ dream.

[AngelicTragedy]

I had a dream that I pooped the bed.

Then I woke up and it was no longer a dream...

[Kuroboom]

I can't even remember the last time I dreamt.

[SV]

I had a dream last night that my boyfriend was like "You should really clean your damn room," only nicer.

My room does need to be cleaned, but it's not that bad. Also, my boyfriend's about the last person in the world who would pester someone to clean something. Weird.

[ch00beh]

I dreamed that I had an Ace of Diamonds and a black card (can't remember which), maybe more, tattooed right above my elbow on my inner upper arm. I think it was due to Yakuza dealings. Alternatively, it's because I had several dreams within dreams, and the tattoo was what I checked when I was in the upper dream. And then at the end of it all, I realized I didn't have a tattoo and woke up.

Also my subconscious is still pining, apparently, even though my conscious is convinced it let go. Or was it my sub-subconscious? I haven't had recursive dreams before.

SPOILER: Click to show

bluh bluh bluh

[Ninety]

I dreamed that I went to this restaurant called Tacodeli (which is a real restaurant down the road but one I haven't visited yet). It was like Chipotle but just tacos. The guy making my tacos kept saying how my taste in fillings was excellent. I remember that he put pickles on one when I asked for lettuce. There were two cute girls in there that kept looking at me and giggling. After I paid for it, I left and got in my truck but realized I only had my drink and that I had forgotten my tacos inside. When I went back in they told me they had thrown them away and that there were no refunds. Then I saw a sign mentioning that another location was closing down because apparently Austin hates them. I started yelling at the guy, saying things like "It's no wonder people don't like you, you cunts! I was gone for thirty seconds and you don't think to run after me or something but instead you immediately throw my lunch away?! I hope all your fucking locations close down and you all lose your jobs and have to ask for change on the side of the road!" Then I started grabbing the food from the prep station and just threw it around the restaurant at people and walls then ran out. I think I went to Chipotle after that.

[Kuroboom]

I had a dream the other day after I fucked my nose up that a shark had bitten it off and I was stabbing it furiously afterward. ._.

[ch00beh]

Forget the bear story. You were sword fighting a shark, now.

I was a train conductor of some sort. Like ticket checking or something. I think the mob got in contact with me so that they could get free rides in and then rob the train. Also there were zombies and zombie crows on one side of the tracks. Also my best friend gave me a hug, and another of my buddies was also a conductor man. They fit an entire bedroom inside the train for working people to sleep in.

I think the train was flying because there were sealed maintenance doors that said something about pressurized-ness.

I had pet chimps at one point. There was a lion that I told a friend to not go near, but he's an idiot, and he had two nuns as back up, so he went there anyway. I walked the other direction because I don't like getting eaten by lions. Then I talked to this hot chick that all my friends are friends with but I've never actually talked to, and I said I'd probably feel bad for leaving that other friend to get eaten in about 15 minutes. She asked if I would feel bad if she went off to check on them since I would inadvertently cause her to get eaten, and I don't think I did. I think we were on the train.

This is the actual plot of LTR.