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Post by bulbaboy on Sept 21, 2006 17:17:14 GMT -5
A very old man with a funny smell named Repput Eel... likes telling kids to get off his lawn...
*Jumps into the Coin slot*
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Sept 21, 2006 17:24:44 GMT -5
You got a bulb head, and you limbs as change
*inserts karma*
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Post by shinikarukitsune on Sept 21, 2006 17:53:23 GMT -5
You got 12 random and jagged knickknacks inside a plastic ziplock bag labeled 'Kev's Karma'
*inserts Buster Sword*
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Post by prime on Sept 21, 2006 18:21:54 GMT -5
Your brother is impaled when said buster sword is ejected out of the coin slot.
*inserts David Hasselhoff*
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Sept 21, 2006 22:16:06 GMT -5
You get mauled by German people.
*Inserts a 1981 Honda* (How dare you!)
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Post by bulbaboy on Sept 22, 2006 0:15:18 GMT -5
1982 Ford Granada
*Inserts a coin*
.... It's sad... I really couldn't think of anything to insert....
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Sept 22, 2006 0:22:45 GMT -5
You get hit by another car, but aren't damaged...Except for a stick through the brain.
*Inserts a pack of underpants*
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Post by prime on Sept 22, 2006 2:03:29 GMT -5
Your underpants are shot back out through the coin slot. "YOU need those more then ME! And for GOD'S SAKE, PUT A PAIR ON!" The mechine yells.
*inserts an alien baby head*
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Post by Diamond Princess on Sept 22, 2006 10:48:52 GMT -5
You get a baseball. And you also get a cougar that yells in a high falsetto, "You're stuck in the tar pits!"
*inserts a yellow lunchbox containing a juice box*
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Post by albatrosstrevelyan on Sept 22, 2006 12:04:34 GMT -5
YOu got a grape as change
"inserts US"
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Sept 23, 2006 23:16:42 GMT -5
You get three trilillion dollars in debt!!
*Inserts picture of self riding on a large snake with a parrot on shoulder*
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Sept 24, 2006 5:32:48 GMT -5
The machine squawks at you for a few seconds, then spits out a golden dubloon.
*inserts prom dress*
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Sept 25, 2006 1:54:59 GMT -5
You get a prom date...But now you have no dress
*Inserts crappy job*
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Post by bulbaboy on Sept 25, 2006 12:29:26 GMT -5
Machine looks at you and gets an attitude. “You think you have a crappy job” says the machine, “Try standing in the same place all day no matter what the weather and a bunch of punks start sticking coins in your ear and you throw up a soda every time.” Machine whips you with power cord.
*inserts a 12 inch tv set*
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Post by Diamond Princess on Sept 28, 2006 7:28:41 GMT -5
You get some cheezy ghost videos and a bag of nachos. Then a frog mysteripusly comes out of your ear.
*inserts a printer*
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Post by prime on Sept 28, 2006 19:31:17 GMT -5
The printer hooks up to the world wide ethernet connection, and starts printing out trillions of pictures of you in provocative outfits.
*inserts IRS*
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Post by Diamond Princess on Sept 29, 2006 7:19:31 GMT -5
You get some pennies and then the hand reaches out and grabs the pennies and hands you a bill for breathing and tries to screw you over by saying you didn't pay your taxes. but then you hear a whole lot of screaming and a tie comes out. then everybody runs over and yells happily! THE HELL IS OVER! THE DEMON IS SLAIN! THE IRS IS NO MORE AND U ARE A HERO!
(sorry...the IRS is never anything good...it is forever trying to screw people over I think)
and then you get a pop.
then Diamond Princess inserts a gummy worm.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 29, 2006 12:47:39 GMT -5
You get a swedish fish.
*Inserts a topic-lock.*
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Post by bulbaboy on Sept 29, 2006 13:02:23 GMT -5
You get a couple of annyoing kids that act like they know more than you.
*Inserts a floppy disk*
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Post by Damien on Sept 29, 2006 13:04:06 GMT -5
The vending machine screams at you then exclaims in a jamaican accent "Think of the children!"
*inserts an unripe banana*
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Post by shinikarukitsune on Sept 29, 2006 16:27:14 GMT -5
You got Curious George, who promptly takes out a katana and stabs you in the eye.
*inserts her ideas for manga*
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Which are tied, doing me no good. ><;
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Post by prime on Sept 29, 2006 17:29:06 GMT -5
You get an even MORE violent disposition.
*inserts a gay man's bottok*
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Post by bulbaboy on Sept 30, 2006 11:21:37 GMT -5
The pope!
*Inserts JK Rowling*
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Post by Damien on Sept 30, 2006 19:10:16 GMT -5
You recieve 1/19th of a penny and a lightning bolt shaped scar.
*inserts a bus*
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Post by Krazy Glue on Oct 1, 2006 5:10:09 GMT -5
You got a turkey in a fire hydrant shaped haloween costume
*inserts zombie ghost train*
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Post by Damien on Oct 9, 2006 13:16:30 GMT -5
You recieve a moose burger! Yum!
*inserts spoon*
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