Post by moxievegas on Oct 25, 2010 15:48:40 GMT -5
A rather eclectic, strange looking girl is standing in her room. She's smiling and seems to be in rather cheery spirits, but today is not the anniversary of her birth. It isn't a particularly special day, but it's not a particularly dismal day, so that's no reason to not be in good spirits, no?
Anyway, her name has escaped me. What was it again...?
Post by moxievegas on Feb 21, 2011 15:40:48 GMT -5
>Yulia: Read the whiteboard.
A quick look at your trusty WHITEBOARD reveals that you work Friday and Saturday at VINCENT'S, the local odds and ends store where you sell the nice people things like FAKE POOP, SHIRTS WITH RUDE SLOGANS ON THEM, and *sigh*, yes, you even sell them the occassional CHEAP VIBRATOR or two.
Written on the whiteboard is also your SHOPPING LIST, on which you have indicated your necessity to stock up on HAIR MOUSSE and PET BEDDING. Because your hair needs to look fabulous and your hamster needs something to dig and go potty on.
Secured to the whiteboard with FASHIONABLE MAGNETS is a helpful reminder from the UNITED PARCEL SERVICE that they could not deliver your package due to your absence and that they will try again tomorrow.
No matter how many times you tell these dunces to leave this package at your door when you are not home, they never listen.
UPS is proof that while there may not be a God, there is most certainly a Satan.
You have been waiting on this package for weeks now. It contains a PRIZE for winning an award for MOST ORIGINAL PREMISE. You write sometimes, and occassionally you are rewarded for your efforts. Sometimes with money, or in cases like these, with highly anticipated beta games.
You seriously need to get your hands on that beta game.
Curse you, Parcel Service.
>Yulia: Explain all those books of the exact same height and spine cover. YOUR MANGA COLLECTION, PERHAPS?!?!?
>Yulia: Take us on a whirlwind tour of your hat collection.
It won't be very whirlwind-y because that would just make a fine mess out of things.
Going from left to right, we have:
-A PURPLE TOP HAT, which you use to cosplay as a FABULOUS MAGICIAN GIRL -The POINTY HAT OF THE MAGUS NEOPHYTE. You got this at some amusement park somewhere but it's too ridiculous to wear, even for you. And that's saying something. -Your trusty RASPBERRY BERET. You found it in a secondhand store. It's the kind that short flamboyant men sing about. -A PLAIN WHITE CAP that you've spiced up with some buttons from your sweet BUTTON COLLECTION. You've had it for a while and it's one of your favorites. -A TRI-CORNERED HAT. You got it a long while back at some fancy colonial-timey gift shop. Matches perfectly with a nice powdered wig. -And that thing underneath it is just your spare RED BLANKET.
Last Edit: Apr 13, 2011 13:18:46 GMT -5 by moxievegas
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