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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 11, 2013 22:09:00 GMT -5
===-==>No. It's not the gaudiness you mind, and it sure as hell isn't your EMERGENCY BACKUP TRIO OF SNOOP LIONS because those lil' guys are the shit, but what really gets to you is the blurry resizing of reality. You're not gonna be able wear this piece of crap for more than a few seconds. Worse, donning the TOP HAT makes your HAIR MODUS completely useless! It's like putting a condom on your wallet. What the fuck? Although, speaking of captchaloguing, you guess there ain't no harm in......................
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 11, 2013 22:09:24 GMT -5
===-==>* SYLLADEX (HAIR MODUS)[TOP HAT] [SBURB DISCS] [----] [----] [----] [----] STRIFE PORTFOLIO: axeKind {----}
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 16, 2013 22:11:58 GMT -5
> Mark: Equip guitar to strife specibus, testing the limits of axeKind.That is a reasonably dope proposition. Let's give it a shot.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 16, 2013 22:12:20 GMT -5
===-==>Yes. Yep. Hell yes.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 16, 2013 22:22:11 GMT -5
> {S} Mark: Do play us a blistering guitar solo, if you will.We eagerly click the THUMBNAIL, enthused by the awesome-looking PREVIEW IMAGE, and are dutifully surprised and disappointed to learn that there is no actual video in this post. At first we're all "Fuckin' A, Pohatu, don't dick around with us like that. You know how much we hate it when Hussie dicks around with us?? We probably don't even LIKE Homestuck anymore, depending on who specifically we are, and also what time of day it is. And it's all because of Hussie's dicking around! Dicking, dicking, troll romance, and dicking!!" But then we calm down a little, and we think about it, and we realize that Pohatu is actually giving us a present, here. As we all know, he is super pushy with his tastes in music. Just, the pushiest. And if this incredibly critical moment in Mark's character development were offered in the form of a video, then there is a tiny to moderate chance that we might not like the music that he chose for the video. Because our own tastes fucking blow. Or at least that's what Pohatu would say. So really this is an opportunity. We've been given the chance to choose our own music! We can open up our iTunes, find the raddest guitar solo in our library, and let it play to our heart's content as we admire this bitchin' illustration of Mark pulling mad shreds all up over. That damn Pohatu can't tell us what good, cool, awesome music to listen to! We've got our OWN LIVES and we will wallow in our OWN BARELY-COHERENT CRAP. But if it happened that we were lucky enough to actually be Pohatu, one might ask, what music would we pick? Pohatu's not sure. But Pohatu thinks a good one might be "Computer Blue", from around 1:38 on, when the guitar truly comes off Prince's leash. That song has an advantage in that not only is it kickin' as Satan's spurs, the lyrics beforehand are also kind of foreshadowy!! Kind of. Okay, maybe this foreshadowing is a lot vaguer than that thing beforehand with the two floozies, whom we'll now call "Wendy" and "Lisa". But the appeal of this foreshadowing is that it is something that you (you're still Mark) are actually consciously aware of! You are the foreshadower. It's you. Not Pohatu. That's the song he'd pick though. The rest of us may continue to heave mighty sighs at the lack of animation going on above this text. However, we will rest assured of the fact that an actual video is coming very soon. It's not gonna be like earth-shattering or anything, but it'll happen. Let me remind you, we still have one more GBM app to load on the ol' smartphone. Anyway, the earth-shattering video comes later.
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