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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 27, 2011 17:59:32 GMT -5
Royce: Offer to crash in the pillow pile and jam about feelings for a while with nanny-bot.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 27, 2011 18:07:07 GMT -5
Colin: You've got to have, like, a magnifying lens or something. You do such close work with your fingers on those models and such. Check the dead owl for parasites or whatever. Colin: Go get that mouse too! Man, you don't want to just leave some poisoned mouse lying around! Colin: Start a topic on Exie Archie about this. Throw in some impassioned words about the value of all animal life and our imperative to show respect for the natural balance of the ecosystem. Maybe one of the other award winners will notice it and be persuaded to join your cause, and like, then you can talk her into being your server player. Like, maybe someone who'd be interested in gaining some leverage with her aunt by taking a stand in support of the animal kingdom. Or something. I don't know!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 27, 2011 18:08:22 GMT -5
Since I'm hitting all the Occlum players for some reason...
Mose: Find the most festive thing in your home. Mose: Bequeath it to yourself as a birthday gift. Mose: Resist great urge to throw it into the ocean.
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Post by Ninety on Feb 27, 2011 18:15:31 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Feb 27, 2011 18:24:05 GMT -5
Bustin: Find Narnia in the fridge. Realize that it is not actually Narnia you're just really quite drunk. Bustin: Get in the fridge anyway.
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Post by Loogs on Feb 27, 2011 18:41:24 GMT -5
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Post by Beelzebibble on Feb 28, 2011 12:09:27 GMT -5
Bustin: Close the fridge door and get ready for a KILLER AMBUSH when your friend comes back into the room. Bustin: Realize that you cannot open the fridge door from the inside. Bustin: Faaaack. Bustin: Start turning blue. Bustin: Start losing hope. Bustin: Summon final ounce of strength. Bustin: KILLER AMBUSH
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 8, 2011 0:49:15 GMT -5
Colin: Captchalogue magnifier. Colin: Captchalogue photos. Colin: Make sure Shiro knows how peeved you are by his spending habits. Colin: Move his alchemiter somewhere difficult to reach. That'll learn 'im.
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Post by StellarWind Elsydeon on Mar 9, 2011 15:09:47 GMT -5
Bustin: Realize that sometimes, just sometimes, your life don't make a fragment of sense.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 9, 2011 16:11:05 GMT -5
Bustin: If only you had some kind of long, rigid implement by means of which -- your friend firmly grasping one end and you tugging at the other -- you could hoist her out of the quicksand and to safety!
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Bustin: Zip your pants back up, that's not what I meant.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 13, 2011 0:07:19 GMT -5
Mose: Visit PORTICUS. Mose: Lay dat smacky-smack 'pon dem SHORE OGRES. Mose: Seek out Bobo Ashanti for some sweet sweet Internet. Readers: Ponder implications of latest development.
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Post by Tangrufa on Mar 13, 2011 11:55:03 GMT -5
Bustin: Just STRIFE with her already Bustin: Abluh Bustin: Try the shopping-off first. See if that works.
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Post by Hamuu on Mar 13, 2011 13:29:28 GMT -5
Readers: Stop ignoring Royce
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Mar 13, 2011 13:35:55 GMT -5
Royce: Think about board games. Royce: Think about your dad's machines. Royce: Think about bookkeeping. Royce: Think about the grand many-storied library you have occasionally thought you visited in dreams. What secrets are locked up within that vault of knowledge? Occluded, if you will? Royce: Think about your patron celebrity. What a vision of grace and beauty is she. Royce: Think about, but never show us, your hidden Legally Blonde shrine. Royce: Seriously, never show us your Legally Blonde shrine. Ever. It must remain your secret. Royce: Show us your Legally Blonde shrine. Edit: Bulbs: Go back a page, read suggestions!
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Post by Hamuu on Mar 13, 2011 15:12:53 GMT -5
I did "Think about your dad's machines"...
Do I have to do every single thing I am suggested of?
Elliot: Answer Bulbs.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Mar 13, 2011 15:16:06 GMT -5
Bulbs: No, not at all, but there are plenty of suggestions to use throughout the topic!
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Post by Hamuu on Mar 13, 2011 15:24:56 GMT -5
Elliot: It just makes me feel like no one is reading my topic.
Bulbs: Get over it.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Mar 13, 2011 15:42:20 GMT -5
Royce: Hug the general! He may have hurt himself in that fall! Royce: Examine nanny-bot, you may be free from it forever! Royce: Dance party! Royce: Find something to use in case of Strife! Royce: Captchalogue something! Royce: Crash in that cushion/pillow/rug pile, it looks super comfy! Royce: Abscond! Royce: Get discs! Royce: Enter Royce: Hug the general again, just to show the love!
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Post by Tangrufa on Mar 13, 2011 15:48:05 GMT -5
Royce: Wake up or something. Royce: Do survey surroundings! Royce: Locate Nanny-Bot's secret collection of wigs.
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Post by Belle on Mar 13, 2011 16:19:09 GMT -5
Royce: Find more people on the forum to talk to! Who knows, maybe one of them will be your server player!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Mar 13, 2011 16:37:47 GMT -5
Bustin: Notice some grains of quicksand still scattered here and there in the carpeting. Flip the fuck out. Bustin: Remember the HIDDEN ITEM you stashed away under one of the couch cushions! Pull them off! Bustin: Locate fireplace equipment. You can't go starting sick fires without the right equipment! Pokers? Bellows? Tongs? A chimney brush perhaps?? Bustin: Equip CHIMNEY BRUSH to broomKind strife specibus. It's probably covered in like soot and stuff that'll blind your opponents when you smack 'em across the face with it. Bustin: Engage HERO MODE.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 23, 2011 19:05:02 GMT -5
Colin: Actually, look at Shiro. Colin: Who's he talking to? Colin: Have your computer suddenly virus up and stop you from messaging Shiro while he's talking to this mysterious intruder. Colin: Leave your computer for a while. Colin: Come back to it, and find Shiro with more Grist. Colin: Talk to him.
Mose: Do something not druggy. Mose: Maybe adventure? Mose: Suicide isn't the answer mang.
Bustin: Jeepers creepers. Don't you have MORE alcohol? Bustin: Bust in to dance. Bustin: Bust out in rhymes. Bustin: Bust out in limes.
Royce: Wake up. Royce: Continue adorable rampage. Royce: No seriously, you're the biggest and only woobie of the entire motley crew at this point.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 6, 2011 9:42:32 GMT -5
Colin: Take stock of the rooms in Shiro's house. See what you've got to work with.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 16, 2011 13:03:09 GMT -5
Bustin: Intend to throw Twilight into the fire. However, accidentally captchalogue it because you like grabbed it the wrong way or something.
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Post by Ninety on Apr 16, 2011 14:31:42 GMT -5
Bustin: Do something already. Punch your friend in the face or whatever.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 19, 2011 13:48:15 GMT -5
Bustin: Engage MURDER MODE. Bustin: Or, you know, just flip the fuck out a little. Or something.
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