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Post by Yoshimitsu on Mar 13, 2011 16:43:20 GMT -5
Flynn: Rip out the doorbell in a fit of rage. Flynn: Press the doorbell a couple more times because it amuses you Flynn: Be confronted by sister in the hallway. STRIFE! Flynn: Advance through the house with your guard lowered, knowing no one would think to AGGREIVE a fencing-savvy man such as yourself. Flynn: Go finish that alcohol, young man. Not a drop goes to waste.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 23, 2011 19:07:13 GMT -5
Kitten: Go to the kitchen one more time. That's the only place you can properly...
Kitten: ACCESSORIZE.
Mark: Get in touch with Bice. Mark: I hear she's smokin'.
Flynn: Contact someone. Flynn: Convince them to play Sburb. Flynn: Someone with white hair. Flynn: God damnit not Shiro. Flynn: How about someone elderly? Flynn: NOT YOUR SISTER. Flynn: god dommot flynn
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Post by Belle on Apr 1, 2011 17:11:33 GMT -5
Shiro: Ponder the Mantissprite once more. Shiro: Strike a really cool pose. Own the land. Shiro: You know, you're actually kind of lonely. And bored. Pester Bice again, it's been like a whole thirty minutes since you talked to her! What is up with that even.
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Post by Belle on Apr 10, 2011 11:03:01 GMT -5
Shiro: Mull over what that one Iron Child said. Shiro: Not that one, stutid. Shiro: The second one.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 10, 2011 15:00:07 GMT -5
Mark: Step outside for some fresh air. Mark: Explain to us why you are so obviously rich.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 14, 2011 14:15:38 GMT -5
Mark: Demonstrate GBM apps on your smartphone. Mark: Load app that directs the user toward the nearest top hat in the vicinity. Go find that top hat and squeeze it onto your hair. Mark: Load app that simulates the loud crack of a whip when the smartphone is swung, thus impelling horses to gallop more swiftly. Scare a small animal or old person. Mark: Load app that generates a steady stream of user-submitted prompts for polite conversation. Submit some douchey comments for the lulz. Mark: Load app that generates a steady stream of antique line drawings with silly captions. Criticize the humorous sensibilities on display.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Apr 16, 2011 14:00:23 GMT -5
Flynn: Demand that your sister stops using those colours at once, they clash horribly. Flynn: STRIFE STRIFE STRIFE STRIFE STRIFE
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 18, 2011 21:21:22 GMT -5
MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Essplain yoself. MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Particularly, explain the blood. MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Give the faggot some ludicrously unhelpful advice. MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Give the faggot some ludicrously scathing insults. MYSTERIOUS ASSHOLE: Click the wrong link in your bookmarks folder. Accidentally end up watching Japanese videos of cute cats. No one must know.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Apr 20, 2011 9:53:03 GMT -5
Mark: Gradually find your life turning into a David Lynch film. (Also YES I'm so glad someone has done this. Thanks, Internet.)
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Post by Ninety on Apr 20, 2011 12:33:34 GMT -5
I have not seen Eraserhead but thankfully it is on Netflix instant. I will watch it now.
EDIT: I guess by "now" I meant "after I eat Mexican food with Biscuit."
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Post by StellarWind Elsydeon on Apr 24, 2011 8:49:32 GMT -5
Kitten: Whenever you're done with the inevitable strife sequence, check Exie Archie for new comments. Someone might need your help!
Mark: Attempt to install the games. Be interrupted by something completely unexpected.
Flynn: Ponder the whereabouts of the the various items thrown at you during your skirmish. I mean, where did she even GET that WHALE?!
Shiro: Oh wait, you're not accepting suggestions. Perhaps later.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 9, 2011 16:43:15 GMT -5
Flynn: Take chainsaw with the lowest priority so that it may accidentally end up in the hands of Tweak, even though "chainsaw" isn't quite awesome enough to wield effectively, but it can probably be alchemized into some such weapon, and even though you would never willingly give that douchebag anything.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 13, 2011 18:57:43 GMT -5
Moar suggestions!
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Post by StellarWind Elsydeon on Jun 15, 2011 0:15:31 GMT -5
Flynn: Get in the frelling house and charge your frelling laptop already. There are fair damsels with guns to save and meteor-related catastrophes to avoid!
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Post by Belle on Jun 15, 2011 0:33:08 GMT -5
Flynn: Get that TATTERED TIGHTROPE, priority four. Because lengths of cable are always handy. Flynn: Attempt to captchalogue the SHIPWHALE with a priority of three. Just in case. Flynn: And don't even act like you weren't going to get that chainsaw with the highest priority you could allocate it to. I mean goddamn.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 15, 2011 12:59:26 GMT -5
Flynn: learn to use the clone tool so that white spots stop appearing everywhere.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 15, 2011 13:07:20 GMT -5
You should learn to use the clone tool so that you can finally have someone to make out with.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 15, 2011 13:18:53 GMT -5
why would i need a clone when i have your mother.
on a leash.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 15, 2011 13:22:44 GMT -5
Well, I just figured a clone would be less likely to kick you in the junk, considering he knows full well what a ragged, pulpy horrorshow you've got down there.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 15, 2011 13:27:49 GMT -5
nah, your mom wouldn't kick me there either because she's too in awe of what she gets
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 15, 2011 15:00:57 GMT -5
You killed it, stupid! A good flame match is like an improv session. You don't contradict what other people say. You just take that, work with it, and throw it back their way. Just ask Ryan and Colin! Oh shit... uh... okay... I guess we'll ask them some other time.
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Post by Ninety on Jun 15, 2011 18:33:39 GMT -5
Mark: Get some more suggestions.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jun 15, 2011 19:09:36 GMT -5
Dude you should totally use my app suggestions, those were the bomb!
But FINE.
Mark: Visit single car in garage to see what's up. Mark: Surf to the G&M channel. Mark: Tune in to the G&M station. Mark: Load up the G&M website.
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Post by ch00beh on Jun 15, 2011 19:39:20 GMT -5
Mark: Get some lunch. Mark: Screw everything everyone is saying, you do what you want.
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Post by Ninety on Jun 20, 2011 0:19:33 GMT -5
Flynn: Look in the desk. Flynn: Check that outlet by the bookshelf where the fan is plugged in. Flynn: Check the bookshelf. Flynn: Look under the desk where the Klein bottles are.
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 1:09:04 GMT -5
Flynn: Look in that one really thick book on your bookshelf Flynn: Check behind the Four Guns poster Flynn: Don't even pretend that this thing isn't going to be somewhere ridiculous. Look inside your pillow.
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