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Post by kazkame on Feb 4, 2007 13:33:32 GMT -5
OOC: i get it!!, I'm going to write in word then copy it to the post k lol i need to go back to the 3rd grade.
BIC: Jason swooped down off the roof and cross slams Onslow across his jaw. While he backs slightly to the hit, Jason head butts him straight in gut. He backs off and lowers one eyelid and sticks out his tongue. “Not done yet” he shouts, he then spiral slams Onslow through a couple of tables and into the counter, smashing the drinking glasses and all of the liquor.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 5, 2007 12:18:18 GMT -5
OOC: So many continuity errors in that post, but I don't have the patience to wait for your re-post, so I'm going to just pretend that you read what I wrote in my last post and followed it coherently.
BIC: "AH! Now thats what I'm talking about! Please sir may I have another!!!" Grabbing the nearest unbroken bottle, Onslow downed the drink, more skillfully then Jason had ever seen.
"Ah, now that feels good!" Standing back up Onslow returns to his battle ready position. "So... Is that all you've got?"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 5, 2007 17:09:49 GMT -5
Tired of Onslow's mouth, Jason sits on the floor and makes hand signs.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 5, 2007 18:54:45 GMT -5
"AH! Ye are going to sit there like a panzy I see! Well then, I guess its your time to die!" Onslow threw the battle axe wielded in his left hand, straight at Jasons forehead, while rushing at full speed, towards him griping the second battle axe preparing to swing, in the other.
"See if you can survive this!"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 6, 2007 15:38:36 GMT -5
Jason quickly senses the ax and jumps up in the air, thus dogging the ax. Jason then dashes with both guitars in front of him preparing for an x-slash to Onslow’s chest.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 7, 2007 16:17:31 GMT -5
Smirking, Onslow lets out a triumphant bellow, "I'm bored of you, lets finish this quick." Ceasing his charge, Onslow redirects him self to the highest building and flies up to its apex. Reaching out with his mind,
<Come to me my friend, I require your assistance.>
"This will be over in no time. Give up now, or pay with your life."
A earsplitting roar is heard from roughly a mile away, the smirk on Onslow's face grows larger. "You never had a hope of defeating me. I'm giving you the option to save yourself, I am a merciful person. So... What is your answer?"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 7, 2007 16:19:56 GMT -5
Jason hits onslow and turns into a demon and consumes the world end
OOC:< yeah, this why i think you cant do that, i could change it>
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 7, 2007 16:25:11 GMT -5
OOC: That made almost no sense at all. I think that you don't read my posts, maybe. Plus, if you are going to change into a demon you have to at least describe it in some type of grotesque fashion, as to make it interesting.
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 7, 2007 16:47:26 GMT -5
Ocelot came speeding threw with his sky-cycle into some dead beat town in nowhere country. He considered firing his plasma missiles onto the town but said "I'm thirsty, I should go to the tavern have some cranberry juice and then blow up this town." So then ocelot pulled up to the front of what seemed to be the local tavern. As we dismounted off the cycle and began to walk off he remembered a crucial thing that could affect his life forever.... He then activated the alarm on the sky-cycle and continued into the tavern. As he walked he heard a commotion obviously a bar fight. He laughed and and said, " Aw, hell a little fun wont hurt." he proceeded to pull out his duel Single Action Army Revolvers (SAA) equipped with silver bullets and barged in yelling " I guess the parties already started and here I thought that people would be courteous enough to send me an invitation!"
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Post by kazkame on Feb 7, 2007 16:49:44 GMT -5
OOC: pope your post are so short and leave kinda, in my opinion , no room to work with
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Post by kazkame on Feb 9, 2007 15:54:00 GMT -5
distracted, jason could not transform and began to squirm around on the floor.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 11, 2007 14:20:30 GMT -5
OOC: I'm going to finish this fight right now if thats OK with you. If not then I will change it later.
BIC: Seeing Jason in his disgruntled state, Onslow sought to take advantage of him while he still could.
<Come down to me. We must finish him now>
The enormous shadow blotching out the moon, suddenly shot down toward the battle at an alarming rate. The smirk on Onslow's face grew even wider.
Looking up into the sky, Onslow shouted, "Lend me your power, oh great dragon!!!" Ice began to engulf the body of Onslow and a long lance, constructed of ice, grew in each of his hands. "Now your finished!"
The shadow entity continued to zoom down toward the battle field. "Here I come!!!" Onslow swan dived toward Jason, catching the head of the dragon with the soles of his feet. Picking up the massive speed boost from his dragon ally, Onslow raced toward Jason. Rearing back both of his arms, preparing to throw his newly constructed lance, Onslow approached Jason, at Mach speed.
"YYYAAAHHHH!!!", only feet away from Jason, Onslow released his load, throwing them with all of his might, as his dragon ally pulled up-wards, avoiding impact with the surface.
As the dragon pulled up, dust engulfed the area where Jason had been laying. For several seconds nothing was visible. As the dust subsided, ice shards lay strewn every where, and the pulverized body of Jason, sat in the center.
It appeared as if the lances had pierced his body in the head and the lower stomach, for there where large holes in those areas. However, upon impact with the hard ground, the lances had shattered, and broken into thousands of pieces, completely tearing Jason's body to shreds. Dismembered, what had used to be Jason, now appeared as a meaty blood pool.
"I told you... You shouldn't have taken my drink... This could have been avoided. At least it was a decent practice run. What do you think Mizuki?"
<Indeed. That lance pierce, proved to be very effective against a real enemy. We must remember to use that in our fight with... Him.>
"Yes, but we must now get back on course, and find the other oracles. I have strayed from them long enough." Taking mount, Onslow flew off into the moonlight.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 11, 2007 14:37:48 GMT -5
umm wow that was cheese and you left out ocelot
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 11, 2007 14:44:25 GMT -5
It wasn't really that cheese. I thought it was descriptive and gerd... I liked it. Is it ok?
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Post by kazkame on Feb 11, 2007 14:46:34 GMT -5
can you pour that previous response on my nachos ?
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 11, 2007 14:55:14 GMT -5
You know what, because of that response, Jason is dead wether you like it or not, and I'm not even going to ask if thats ok again. You got owned noob, game ova'. *Corpse rape*
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Post by Tout-Perd on Feb 11, 2007 14:56:43 GMT -5
OOC: Well, actually, it ALL was in his valid rights within the rules, except for the selecting how it hit you part.
"It appeared as if the lances had pierced his body in the head and the lower stomach, for there where large holes in those areas. However, upon impact with the hard ground, the lances had shattered, and broken into thousands of pieces, completely tearing Jason's body to shreds. Dismembered, what had used to be Jason, now appeared as a meaty blood pool."
This part is for Kazkame to decide how it hit him. You can't auto-kill people. You can auto-hit, but they have to be temporary, healable injuries (minor cuts across the face, small burns, etc.) Auto-killing even a weak character can only be done with the owner's/an admin's (good luck getting that, as we'd only let you do it if we REALLY hated the target person, or thought it was neccessary for some arcane reason) permission.
So, Kazkame, how would you want that attack to hit? I think it is a well written post, but even so, you should have some say in its effect on you.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 11, 2007 15:00:15 GMT -5
Hence why I had the OOC on top, he wasn't on so I would have changed it to his liking...
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Post by kazkame on Feb 11, 2007 15:00:31 GMT -5
OOC: broken bones and a scar would be nice
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Post by Ocelot on Feb 11, 2007 19:49:39 GMT -5
Right as Ocelot had jumped into the bar two figures jumped to the outside. "Humph, well thats my luck...ehh might as well get a drink. Hey Shopkeep get me some cranberry juice!" As Ocelot drank his juice a loud noise came from the outside. The sound was if ice had shattered and lots of it. " Better get out there before its all over." Ocelot gulps the rest of his delicious cranberry juice and walks outside. What he sees is not out of the norm. Debris scattered about and a man on the floor covered in scratches and ice. Ocelot wondered what happened and then heard a roar from the sky. He looked up and saw a huge figure with wings." Damn beasts" Ocelot mounted on his sky-cycle revved it up and said, "Vroom Vroom," then launched away in pursuit of the dragon. As he gained speed on the dragon he could see a figure mounted on it. Thinking that this person can only be of mere competitive power he decides to have a little fun. He flies up next to the master of the dragon's left side and yells, " Your flying with a bad tail light, son! Looks like I'm gonna have to give you a ticket!" Ocelot then aims his cycle's side cannons at the the dragon's back leg and fires a plasma missile right on it.
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 14, 2007 16:41:42 GMT -5
OOC: I don't think thats invented yet...
BIC: <There is a man after us. What should we do?> "Hmm, lets see what he has to say first."
"Your flying with a bad taillight son!"
"Oh damn. Lets get the hell out of here." Just then, Onslow noticed the missile coming straight toward him. "What the hell is that thing?" <I don't know but it sure doesn't look good.> "Quick try to redirect it with a gust of wind from your wings" Mizuki lifted his wings to the highest point they could reach and brought them down with the most speed he could apply to them. A hurricane force wind, focused directly at the missile redirected it. The missile began to head straight for the town, coincidentally the local orphanage was going for its early morning walk.
"Sister Mary, what is that thing?" questioned little Thomas, looking up into the sky and pointing at the oncoming missile.
"Why dear...I believe that is one of God angels..."
A flash engulfed half of the town, centered directly were the orphans once were. Now there layed a large smoking crater.
"Oh crap, good thing we sent that thing away." Onslow sighed and wiped his forehead.
Turning to the man on the sky cycle, "I'm sorry officer, I'll get it fixed immediately. Do you think you could let me off the hook this time. I'm a little short on cash, and I'm kind of in a hurry.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 14, 2007 16:44:42 GMT -5
OOC: omg ,you did that to the children again
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 14, 2007 16:52:21 GMT -5
OOC: What do you mean, I did it to the children again?
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Post by kazkame on Feb 14, 2007 16:59:55 GMT -5
OOC: i mean think you've done this before
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Post by Popebenedict on Feb 14, 2007 17:17:26 GMT -5
OOC: Could you be a little bit more specific. I find your posts short and, in my opinion, difficult to respond to, more detail would be helpful.
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Post by kazkame on Feb 14, 2007 17:37:09 GMT -5
ooc: im going to be nice and be like jesus and turn the other cheek
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