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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 7, 2008 19:10:32 GMT -5
Suffocation:
Locking yourself in an airtight freezer to escape the heat
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 9, 2008 1:42:51 GMT -5
Electrocution: Running across a beach, while a live wire is semi-buried in the sand, and you step on it
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 9, 2008 1:47:23 GMT -5
Consumption:
On a floating device and eat chicken, then being eaten by a shark.
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 9, 2008 1:58:07 GMT -5
Shredding: Walking through a sausage factory and falling into the meat grinder
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 9, 2008 3:41:05 GMT -5
Death by...
* * * * *
OLD AGE
XD
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 13, 2008 11:40:17 GMT -5
Bullets -Being gunned down by the mafia for knowing too much.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 19, 2008 22:30:11 GMT -5
Bullets-
Being gunned down by the mafia for knowing too little
>.>
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Post by Shrouded Wolf on Jul 20, 2008 14:09:12 GMT -5
Drowning: -Being punched so hard that you fly backwards, and as you do that, you get teleported to the middle of the ocean
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Jul 20, 2008 17:57:21 GMT -5
Impact-
Jumping out of a plane only to realize that you didn't pack a parachute......
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 3, 2008 0:27:03 GMT -5
Urtication: Diving into a swimming pool full of tarantulas that you thought were kittens.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 3, 2008 9:04:23 GMT -5
Utrication: Jumping into a pool of tarantulas to save the person that thought it was a pool of kittens.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Aug 17, 2008 0:38:47 GMT -5
Nutrition: Choking on Vitamins. Not quite so awesome, but irony is fun.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Aug 17, 2008 19:37:07 GMT -5
Poisoning: Putting the poison in the wrong drink during an assassination attempt.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 4, 2008 8:29:25 GMT -5
Decapitation: - Being given an extra head by an ornery wizard, living an angry and abusive life for years with this second personality, and ultimately having a battle royale in the kitchen which concludes with one of the heads chopping off the other one with a few well-timed mental impulses to the hand holding the meat cleaver.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 11:46:12 GMT -5
Crushed: Going out to wait for the BOCES bus, then finding it in a very unpleasant way
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Post by SV on Sept 5, 2008 12:54:38 GMT -5
Robert Browning's poetry: Strangling yourself with your own hair, a la "Porphyria's Lover," upon realizing that "Porphyria's Lover" is the only poem of his your teacher assigned that you can understand.
Unlikelihood: Choking to death on an ice cube.
Extreme circumstance: While parachuting, you find your parachute is actually a cheese grater and an open bottle of vinegar, which shred you and cause you immense pain as you fall into a tank of sharks, which decide it would be nice to gnaw on you. Then, you realize the shark tank is on railroad tracks, and you get hit by a train, only to have someone run over you with an SUV, back up to see what happened, decide nothing happened at all, and run over you again.
And then you have a heart attack.
Extreme circumcision: Need I explain?
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 18:52:53 GMT -5
Death by fire: Having too many power cords get stripped and run over by chairs being wheeled all over the room, then having the carpet catch fire, then the comps explode and set the rest of the room on fire.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 5, 2008 18:56:33 GMT -5
Stupid: Stabbing self in the heart while drawing a sword.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 5, 2008 18:58:28 GMT -5
Lol, I MIGHT just do that some day XD
Strangulation: Stretching part of your body around your neck and somehow having it lock into place while crushing your throat
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Post by Bub@ on Sept 10, 2008 21:50:26 GMT -5
No classification (might be extremely NSFAnyobdy)
A few seconds after a plane flight kicks off, the plane explodes, and you come crashing down on the water. You break a few bones in the progress, and one of your lungs explodes. Also, you almost drown in the water, but you are saved before anything else goes wrong.
As the ambulance is rushing to the hospital, the ambulance gets in a car accident, and for reasons beyond your understanding, the whole thing blows and goes on fire, burning you half to death. You are, however, saved once again, only to find yourself wishing desperately that you would've just died and it all ended, as the worst was soon to begin.
A pair of torturers kidnap you, and along the way show you pictures of how they massacred and killed all of your loved ones - all of this, while you are enduring the pain of your broken bones and hal-burnt skin, as well as your bleeding lung. As they get to their "torturing chamber", they begin to torture you in the cruelest ways you never even imagined - gauging out one eyes, slowly stabbing and carving different parts of your body, taking out your teeth, burning your tongue, dripping acid in different parts of your body - what not. They end the whole thing by cutting you up, slowly slicing your fingers and toes, and cutting 1 inch at a time, until you no longer feel anything, and your consciousness dies forever...
With your last breath, however, you say "Nobody has ever died as badass as this, and probably never will. Fuck you world, I'm fucking awesome"
For some weird reason, you are conscious during the whole experience.
...Oh yeah, I'm pretty messed up. I thought of this was the worst way possible to die a long time ago, as unlikely as it must be. That last sentence might also make it the most awesome way to die, who knows.
Oh well.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 10, 2008 23:12:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris could beat that. If he's on the plane, the flight doesn't kick off. Chuck Norris does. Even if the plane explodes from his excessive awesome, and dropped Chuck into the ocean, he'd walk on water, since the sea's afraid of tangling with him. He wouldn't need an ambulance... For him, though probably for anybody else in his way.
Scratch that. If they ran into Chuck Norris, they'd need a hearse. Chuck Norris doesn't burn, he eats asbestos like cotton candy. Chuck Norris doesn't bleed, he just kills people while you blink. If you tried to gouge out his eyes, he would punch you with them. If his teeth are removed, another one is waiting in line behind them. You can't carve him up into pieces. There is only one Chuck Norris, and more than that would end the universe. And Chuck puts acid in his eyedrops, so no luck there. Oh, and he doesn't have loved ones, only those he hasn't bothered to exterminate yet.
Though he may say that last line, though probably while roundhouse kicking the heads off of the torturers. In slow mo. Twice.
Batman could survive it too, with prep time.
And just to finish the trifecta, Squirrel Girl would do even better than Chuck.
:X
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Post by Bub@ on Sept 11, 2008 0:16:51 GMT -5
Well Lee, it was damn obvious that Chuck and Batman would survive that. That goes without saying.
There is probably not a death awesome enough for those two.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Sept 11, 2008 0:21:15 GMT -5
Point Bub@.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Sept 11, 2008 10:51:17 GMT -5
Two words:
Amish. Attack.
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Post by {WW}BetaBloodWolf7 on Sept 11, 2008 11:43:20 GMT -5
Death By Impersonation: Grooming your beard to look like Chuck Norris's beard, then getting then being assaulted by said beard.
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Post by Diamond Princess on Sept 11, 2008 16:50:55 GMT -5
Impact: Flying out of your roller coaster seat.
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