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Post by ch00beh on Mar 19, 2006 23:23:52 GMT -5
OOC: We must do this. heh, you guys know the rules: no touching of the hair and face. Other than that... FIGHT
BIC: Ch00beh wandered in, like the undefined, temporary, joke character he was. Around him was a desert, the setting sun casting long shadows from the dunes. He took a couple more steps forward so that he was on top of one of the higher hills in the area. A gust of wind blew some sand into a little twister, but that's not the point. Ch00bs took out a piece of paper, drew one of those fancy transmutation circles on it, then pressed it into the ground.
Suddenly, flashes of bright blue light erupted from the paper and into the surrounding area. In a matter of moments, a gigantic Roman style arena erupted from the ground around the guy. The arena gave that feeling that made a person of unique power come to it.
Ch00beh dusted the sand from his hands then looked around. He smiled, then pulled out his weapon, then waited for anyone to come. His weapon: the infamous cardboard tube.
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Post by prime on Mar 19, 2006 23:31:49 GMT -5
Lufy, also known as 'straw hat' walked into the area. "Ya! Well don't just stand there! Lets start the fight!" He flung his arm out, and grabbed Ch00beh, and threw him elastically into a giant pillar. Then picked up another pilled, much the same, and used his body like a sling shot to fling it at Ch00beh.
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 21, 2006 20:02:04 GMT -5
Ch00 easily managed to do one of those really cool looking flippy thingies while being flung into the air. He landed with both feet on the pillar, then a split second before the second pillar hit, pushed off at a downward angle. He landed lightly on the ground despite his incoming speed, and shortly afterwards the rubble and debris from the pillars crashed around him, covering the area in a blanket of smoke.
The cloud of smoke flew across the flat ground and stopped just short of Lufy. As should have been expected, ch00beh lunged out of the cloud and into the air in a direct line towards Straw Hat. With his mystical cardboard tube held back, he thrusted forward to stab his opponent, then with his other hand prepared to land a punch after the stab.
Now, you may be wondering just how the hell a cardboard tube would do anything. The answer is simple: it's from a dimension where cardboard is stronger than steel. Not only is it a good club, but it also manages to be a good stabing and slashing weapon. It's not clearly known how or why it does this, but the answer may be attributed to the plethora of spells layered onto it, as well as cardboard's interesting property of being easily bendable while also being very durable. Another theory states that a true master of the art of Kard Bord Toob can, at will, change the shape of his or her tube into anything he or she desires.
It could also help that cardboard tubes have +3 against bad kitties, bad puppies, and stupid n00bs.
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Post by notbanned on Mar 22, 2006 15:00:57 GMT -5
Unfortunately for Choobeh, Sir Nedwar The Third was stood in the sidelines, waving his fan of gloriousness. He gestured extravagently with the fan, making a hacking motion, whilst giving Luffy the middle finger, and mouthing "You owe me."
The said movement sent a wave of energy through the air, knocking the cardboard tube away from Luffy. Nedwar jumped out of the sidelines, and started running towards the fight, fanning himself as he ran.
Now, Nedwar was not a strong Sir, but he had the skill. He stood right next to Ch00beh, tears in his eyes, and screamed at the top of his lungs:
"YOU'RE A BIG MEANY FOR NOT LETTING ME BE YOUR FRIEND!"
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Post by ch00beh on Mar 22, 2006 22:21:58 GMT -5
ch00beh scowled as his cardboard tube flew from his hand. As that one guy with the long name started to scream, he dropped to the ground and did a backwards roll to get a little room. He gestured towards his fallen tube friend, and it, being very obedient, flew back up into ch00beh's hand. No, it's not because of the Force or anything, it's because the tube was indeed from a magical place.
"I love being a meanie. It gets me all the cute girls," he simply replied. With insane speed, ch00bs brought his left hand forward and held it out towards that guy. He waited a second afterwards. "Hah, you thought something was going to happen, didn't you?"
"Well, there was! Er... note to self: never use crappy things lines like that again. And kill my author." He made a funny face then snapped causing a massive blast of fire to appear around and engulf Nedwar.
Now, you, dear reader, may be thinking that this is just another Fullmetal Alchemist rip off like the transmutation circle. But then you'd be wrong. Ch00beh was not wearing a glove that changes oxygen densities and produces sparks to ignite it. No, that would be too complicated. The fire generated was mostly magic. But, because ch00beh only needed to snap to do the spell, it also had a good amount of hardcore bad-ass-ed-ness mixed in.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 2, 2008 17:26:45 GMT -5
Why is this suddenly back on the first page? o.O
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 2, 2008 17:58:41 GMT -5
I dunno.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 2, 2008 18:01:37 GMT -5
This should not be an announcement.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 2, 2008 18:11:57 GMT -5
I have an urge to continue it. Sir Nedwar the Third is a hilarious character.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 2, 2008 18:21:16 GMT -5
I fear that someday, this may become the homepage...
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 2, 2008 18:21:59 GMT -5
Someday?
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Post by ch00beh on Dec 2, 2008 23:33:48 GMT -5
wat ._.
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Post by Hamuu on Dec 3, 2008 19:27:34 GMT -5
Then Bulbs picked up the world and flew away with it.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 3, 2008 19:56:15 GMT -5
"Well, I may be late for this, but you know, it's better late than never," A man stood on a nearby crane, gazing down at them, or at least trying to, despite the fiddle strapped to his forehead. He jumped down from the crane, sliding against the air, and landed without an impact on the ground. A piece of sand tumbled by in the breeze.
"Anyways, gentlemen, I must exhibit my most ferocious power now, so as to intimidate you all into ending this fiddling conflict." He clapped his hands, and then threw himself at the ground facefirst.
"Fiddler switch! All punctuation that isn't a comma, and commas, GO!, he said" and turned away from the others,
,Try as you might? you won,t be able to overcome a skill of such potency,,
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 3, 2008 20:00:29 GMT -5
Sir Nedwar could feel his punctuation abilities slipping rapidly, so he came up with an overly complicated idea which would surely win him the battle,
,I call upon the power of the typos,, he shouted loudly, and the ability to type normally for all participants sudednyl failzed
,I aslo clal uopn teh pwoer of t3h emomyspace cult,, he roared, aNd SuDnElY aLl T3E tYpInG wAs LiEk TiHs. Ow My BrAiN. i MaEn BaIrn.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Dec 3, 2008 20:07:37 GMT -5
,ON? TI SI OTO UCMH OFR EM, IFDDLER CIred eN UgOny,
,ThdidLer witcsh, eEmoW peOtraY nad 0n0bnessish," Fiddler muttered indistinctly, bringing his crimson gloves to his cheeks to wipe away the bitter tears of agony. Feeling the still warm blood from his tumble cascading down his face, and knowing that he would forever be alone, in this wasteland of crimson blood and bitter tears, he cried out to the heavens.
"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 3, 2008 20:30:01 GMT -5
Under cover of the "WRYYYYYY?", Rhometer and Higgledy Piggledy appeared out of nowhere, as overpowered characters are wont to do. "This looks like ffuunnnn!" Rhometer sang. "I believe I'll take a break on this one, Rhometer," said his shadow. "This fight is clearly beyond my abilities to enforce order, so I grant you free rein to let chaos reign." "Really? Wow! What am I going to doing with all this free chaos rain?" After he thought about it for a moment, his eyes lit up. "I have it! I'll show them my super duper powers over slime and trace!" And with a wave of his hand, the world flipped upside-down! If gravity hadn't reversed itself as well, all the combatants would have plummeted to the stars. Rho and Hig stood heels over head on the sandy floor of the arena.
"All right," said Hig. "There's the space, but what about the time?"
"It's 4:63 f.m."
"No no, I mean what about showing them your power over time?"
"Oh that!"
Rhometer twirled one hand over the other. "You mean...
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Dec 3, 2008 20:58:38 GMT -5
Nedwar declared at the top of his lungs, "Pohatu wins the topic! But not the fight!"
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Dec 3, 2008 22:34:09 GMT -5
DL blows up the universe and thus sends everyone into the realm controlled by Flaming Furby.
OOC- DL wins topic.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Dec 3, 2008 22:52:45 GMT -5
OOC: Ooh, sounds like someone's a little jealous of someone else being declared the winner of the topic. Decided to try and out-muscle me once you realized you couldn't compete with my creativity, DL?
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Post by ch00beh on Dec 3, 2008 23:11:51 GMT -5
Ch00bs thwacked DL on the head with his mystical tube.
Point DL.
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