Post by Beelzebibble on Sept 14, 2009 22:56:28 GMT -5
We here at Archipelago Exodus love us our Lee. We love him dearly. Intimately. Sensuously. Almost. We see that Lee's online and our hearts go all aflutter. We sit up in our chairs, rapt, in a thrall, in a sort of dizzy trance of anticipation. Is tonight the night, we ask ourselves? Will Lee make us happy? Will he give us the satisfaction we've waited so long for? Our lips quiver. Our cheeks are flushed. Our hair seems suddenly so unkempt! Are we worthy? Is tonight the night? Is it?
So. Um. Whoo. Where was I? Oh right. Yeah we're all big Lee fans here, is the point I'm trying to get across. No one spins a story like Mr. Tupper does -- and no one has so many stories to spin. I'd lay down good money to shack up with whatever Muse of plot creativity has taken such a liking to Lee, because I've got a grand total of one storyline banging around in my head right now, whereas this guy comes out with a new one every month. Truly, RP would be nothing without Lee.
But, uh... Well. The thing is... that RP would... would, you know... be nothing... without Lee. See he has this thing where he tries to juggle too many RPs at once and then he says he can keep up with all of them but some of us have the opinion that he maybe needs to prioritize a little bit and oh, wow, look at me, boldly stating what no man has stated before! Stick around folks, on Thursday I'll be bidding a fond farewell to Michael Jackson.
Hence, this topic. A cry, if you will, of heartbreak. From the shattered souls who can't watch Lee start another RP without whimpering in injured grief, lighting some candles, and drowning my troubles in a bathtub full of vodka. I mean, our troubles. Our troubles.
Lee, you know where I am right now in terms of RP. You know the topics that I want to see finish so my own dear little story can see the light of day. So I'm going to make you a pledge, Lee. Here it is: You tell me to post in any RP I'm in right now, and I will post there. Within twenty-four hours of you asking, if possible. Otherwise, as soon as circumstances allow. I will not pretend to be up to date on my RPing until I've satisfied your request.
Unless you ask for Hell Gate because I'm trying to pretend I never joined that one in the first place. Okay? That's -- That's different.
In return I am just going to ask you to look at this list. This is the list of RPs you're in right now whose last reply has occurred since May or sooner. It's not your turn in all of them, of course (YOU'LL NOTICE THAT WHISPER IS ON THE LIST AND UUUUHHHH I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS NOT YOUR TURN THERE. I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS KEVIN'S TURN. THERE. IN WHISPER. IN THE TOPIC WHICH IS CALLED WHISPER IN MY EAR. IT'S KEVIN'S TURN). And I'm not going to be a bitch and say "These ones right here are the RPs that I want you to post in" because this is a topic for everyone and you know the RPs I want you to post in, Lee, there's no confusion there.
I am just going to ask you to look at this list, before you start Shadowplay, or anything else. Just look at this list... and think of us.
Spending all my nights and all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes I'm right back where I started again
And trying to forget you was just a waste of time
Ghosts and Rust
Fake Tournament
Asikne Kiror
Seeking Twilight's Gate
That Shrinking Feeling
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
It's Never Lupus
Children of the Forebearers
Shattered
Kaida and the Amarante
End Game
All day long wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up a smile and hide the tears
But as the sun goes down I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
The Key to Apatros
Whisper in my Ear
Triannual
Fallfish
Mirror of Urakuni
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
Oyster Crackers
The Hell Gate
R-Xing
Dandelion Fluff and Fishsticks
The God of the Sea
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart
'Nothing left for me, is there nothing left for me
Ulima: Natalie vs. Tenser
Funeral Pyre for a Fuzzball
Rainbows, Shortbow, Mindblown
EMET
(And this last one doesn't actually qualify for the list, but I'm weak:) Chords in an Ethereal Harp
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
I was wrong... and I just can't live
So. Um. Whoo. Where was I? Oh right. Yeah we're all big Lee fans here, is the point I'm trying to get across. No one spins a story like Mr. Tupper does -- and no one has so many stories to spin. I'd lay down good money to shack up with whatever Muse of plot creativity has taken such a liking to Lee, because I've got a grand total of one storyline banging around in my head right now, whereas this guy comes out with a new one every month. Truly, RP would be nothing without Lee.
But, uh... Well. The thing is... that RP would... would, you know... be nothing... without Lee. See he has this thing where he tries to juggle too many RPs at once and then he says he can keep up with all of them but some of us have the opinion that he maybe needs to prioritize a little bit and oh, wow, look at me, boldly stating what no man has stated before! Stick around folks, on Thursday I'll be bidding a fond farewell to Michael Jackson.
Hence, this topic. A cry, if you will, of heartbreak. From the shattered souls who can't watch Lee start another RP without whimpering in injured grief, lighting some candles, and drowning my troubles in a bathtub full of vodka. I mean, our troubles. Our troubles.
Lee, you know where I am right now in terms of RP. You know the topics that I want to see finish so my own dear little story can see the light of day. So I'm going to make you a pledge, Lee. Here it is: You tell me to post in any RP I'm in right now, and I will post there. Within twenty-four hours of you asking, if possible. Otherwise, as soon as circumstances allow. I will not pretend to be up to date on my RPing until I've satisfied your request.
Unless you ask for Hell Gate because I'm trying to pretend I never joined that one in the first place. Okay? That's -- That's different.
In return I am just going to ask you to look at this list. This is the list of RPs you're in right now whose last reply has occurred since May or sooner. It's not your turn in all of them, of course (YOU'LL NOTICE THAT WHISPER IS ON THE LIST AND UUUUHHHH I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS NOT YOUR TURN THERE. I'M PRETTY SURE IT IS KEVIN'S TURN. THERE. IN WHISPER. IN THE TOPIC WHICH IS CALLED WHISPER IN MY EAR. IT'S KEVIN'S TURN). And I'm not going to be a bitch and say "These ones right here are the RPs that I want you to post in" because this is a topic for everyone and you know the RPs I want you to post in, Lee, there's no confusion there.
I am just going to ask you to look at this list, before you start Shadowplay, or anything else. Just look at this list... and think of us.
Spending all my nights and all my money going out on the town
Doing anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes I'm right back where I started again
And trying to forget you was just a waste of time
Ghosts and Rust
Fake Tournament
Asikne Kiror
Seeking Twilight's Gate
That Shrinking Feeling
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
It's Never Lupus
Children of the Forebearers
Shattered
Kaida and the Amarante
End Game
All day long wearing a mask of false bravado
Trying to keep up a smile and hide the tears
But as the sun goes down I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here
The Key to Apatros
Whisper in my Ear
Triannual
Fallfish
Mirror of Urakuni
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
Oyster Crackers
The Hell Gate
R-Xing
Dandelion Fluff and Fishsticks
The God of the Sea
Now that I put it all together
Give me the chance to make you see
Have you used up all the love in your heart
'Nothing left for me, is there nothing left for me
Ulima: Natalie vs. Tenser
Funeral Pyre for a Fuzzball
Rainbows, Shortbow, Mindblown
(And this last one doesn't actually qualify for the list, but I'm weak:) Chords in an Ethereal Harp
Baby come back
Any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back
You can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
I was wrong... and I just can't live