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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 5, 2009 0:14:29 GMT -5
Enter now to compete in the Post Race! When the light flashes green, your task is to post -- anything -- in this topic. The last racer to post within each round is eliminated! In a really violent and bloody fashion, no doubt! Only one man or woman leaves the Post Race arena alive... and with a hefty EP prize to boot! (I can guarantee the EP prize because I can edit the EP topic!) The race begins in a few days, but for now, all who wish to enter must announce their presence and describe the vehicle they will be riding. Which can be anything. An animal is fine too. Gogogo!CONTESTANTS- Lee riding a flying tennis racquet with jets built in- SV driving a chariot pulled by jet-powered cheetahs- Hated Aries driving a Volkswagen minibus- Elliot riding a broom 'cuz he's British and they all go to Hogwarts- Bulbs riding Epona- V101 piloting the Millennium Falcon- Kuroboom riding Edgar the Galapagos Tortoise- DL riding the Flying Spaghetti Monster- Kevin riding a magical pair of underwear- Asmo running in fruity small running shorts
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 5, 2009 0:30:13 GMT -5
I'm riding a flying tennis racquet with jets built in! Wooooooooooo!
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Post by SV on Jan 5, 2009 3:32:48 GMT -5
I am riding...um...
A chariot. A chariot pulled by a team of cheetahs wearing rocket-jet-pack-dealies.
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Post by Hated Aries on Jan 5, 2009 10:39:57 GMT -5
Dibs.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 5, 2009 10:57:57 GMT -5
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 5, 2009 14:22:33 GMT -5
I'll ride Epona.
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 5, 2009 14:24:27 GMT -5
- Elliot riding a broom 'cuz he's British and they all go to HogwartsLies, it's 'cause I'm secretly Elpheba in disguise. The kid in the pictures is some poor sap I magicked into taking lots of pictures of himself.
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Post by V101 on Jan 5, 2009 15:02:08 GMT -5
What light?
Millennium Falcon plz.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 5, 2009 17:16:31 GMT -5
Nobody's riding shotgun?
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Post by Yoshimitsu on Jan 5, 2009 17:18:02 GMT -5
Hell no.
I feel like this should be converted into an RP of some kind. That'd be pretty epic. And we'd all have to Mary Sue ourselves into the RP.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 5, 2009 17:18:12 GMT -5
Asmobacca.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 5, 2009 17:25:04 GMT -5
I though Ch00bacca was a much more natural pun for that, but hey...
Of course, I meant as in literally riding a shotgun. A flying shotgun.
And finally, I dunno about you kids, but I'm going to RP each post I make here. That's about 72.348(the eight is continuous) percent of the fun in such things.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 5, 2009 17:29:38 GMT -5
Choobs isn't allowed to hitch a ride with V101. Asmo is because he'll probably never see this topic anyway.
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 6, 2009 17:10:14 GMT -5
Can I hold a shot gun while riding Epona?
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 6, 2009 17:16:52 GMT -5
HYLIAN DRIVEBY!
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Post by Hamuu on Jan 6, 2009 20:31:54 GMT -5
Precisely!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 7, 2009 11:30:40 GMT -5
I ADVISE MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN! YESSIREE I DO!
The EP prizes will be scaled based on how many compete. Right now, with six people, the take's looking pretty scant. JOIN! IT IS SO SIMPLE AND YOU DO NOT NEED TO RP LIKE LEE AND ELLIOT ARE TALKING ABOUT
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 7, 2009 12:20:17 GMT -5
I want to ride a Galapagos Tortoise named "Edgar."
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jan 7, 2009 18:44:12 GMT -5
I will only join if I get to ride the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Post by Albatross Trevelyan on Jan 7, 2009 18:50:02 GMT -5
I am going to join, riding a magic pair of underwear
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 7, 2009 19:07:17 GMT -5
At least one more contestant before we start -- a nice round ten would be good. (Twelve is even nicer.)
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jan 7, 2009 19:57:09 GMT -5
Oh, I'll join, riding a hobby horse!
Wait.
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Post by Hated Aries on Jan 7, 2009 22:14:39 GMT -5
Ride a saw horse.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jan 7, 2009 22:53:41 GMT -5
> He's a tortoise!
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jan 7, 2009 23:00:37 GMT -5
I just do not know what you're talking about, Kuroboom.
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Post by asmo on Jan 8, 2009 1:11:53 GMT -5
i'll just run (because I am fast) but i could wear fruity small running shorts if my mode of transportation isn't saucy enough.
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