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Post by Testbug on Mar 5, 2011 1:25:39 GMT -5
===-==>You can't pick up the Grist/Quartz/Whatever from here. WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad (animeputer shades equipped, don't take sylladex space] Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 6/50 Grist 2/50 Quartz B$250
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 19:58:53 GMT -5
Shiro: Answer your chum!Oh hey! It's Flynn! Wonder what he's up to. Let's see. -- forteHolder [FH] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
FH: Hey hey! Just checking in. FH: How are things on the Pocky and hentai front? I mean, excuse me. The getting ahold of Sburb front. FH: Wow my keyboard is acting up! Jeez! Sorry. WS: I totally understand, Flynn. WS: After writing such trite garbage for the writing competition, it can be difficult to start writing things that matter. WS: That was a nice trolling attempt, however. WS: Anyway. WS: I have to admit, I'm a little curious as to how you're doing? WS: I mean the lightning and stuff here is pretty normal for me. FH: Oh hahahaha! That was good. Nice parry-riposte. FH: Look at us! Just two trolls duelling it out on the strip. FH: I can tell you don't mean that, so I will be man enough to admit that I didn't mean that stuff about the hentai either. FH: (I /dɪd/ mean the stuff about the Pocky though. That was heartfelt.) FH: But hold up! I asked first. And I'm boring, anyway. The boring-est. Did you get your hands on the game yet? WS: I did, in fact. WS: I've even gone so far as to reach what I can only guess is level 2. WS: It's remarkable! WS: Here, I'll send you a screenshot. WS: tinypic.com/r/24ay0pf/7 FH: Whoa whoa wait FH: /WʌT/?? FH: I asked if you'd gotten ahold of the game, I didn't think you'd already started playing it! FH: And you didn't even tell me?? WS: I was going to! WS: I've just been... WS: Busy. The second I got here I was attacked by these imps! WS: And I was also on this really weird gold place for a while, which I think is where I dream. WS: Sorry! FH: /gɒ/ I can't believe this! Here's one of my teammates running off and jumping right into the game before checking in with me. Hogging all the glory! Man! FH: I thought I was going to be the FH: Wait. FH: Never mind, I've got it. You're like... the vanguard! Blazing the trail ahead, scoping out the horizon with your hawk-like eyes, mapping it all with impeccable detail in your mind and relaying this vital information back to the rest of us as we prepare to advance. FH: Yeah, that's perfect! It wouldn't make any sense at all for me to start playing first. What was I /θɪŋkɪŋ/?? You're totally doing the right thing! FH: So, bold scout, what else do you have to report? What's the interface like? I can't tell from your screenshot. But the graphics look amazing! Watch my shitty computer end up choking on processing all that RAM or whatever, ha ha. WS: Flynn, I don't think you're getting this. WS: This isn't a game you play from your computer. WS: This is all real. These are real things. WS: I'm experiencing them in real life right now, and there's so much going on right now that I just don't understand yet! WS: But hey. WS: The hero isn't always the smartest of the bunch. WS: Even though I'd like to think I'm the smart one. FH: /waʊ/ FH: And Royce thought I was taking this game too seriously. FH: All right bucko, I'm going to keep an open mind here and that means I am not going to write your words off as gibbering retarded horseshit IF you can do one thing. FH: I'm going to ask you to swivel that laptop around and grab a screenshot of yourself. Striking a silly pose. This one, to be precise. FH: AND I WARN YOU, WHITEHEARST. FH: I have seen quite a few shops in my time.[/font]
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 20:01:16 GMT -5
===-==>WS: i55.tinypic.com/28s22pt.png WS: Bam. FH: /WʌT ðə Fʌ:K/ FH: Where the hell are you? How did you get there?? What are you even doing??? WHAT'S YOUR DEAL! FH: Tell me /ɛvriθɪŋ/, outrider. Everything that's happened since you started playing the game! WS: If you insist. It's kind of a long story. WS: First of all, this game is crazy. WS: I'd like to explain it pretty simply here for a moment. WS: Imagine it's The Sims, only I would be your Sim if you were my server player. WS: Only you can't control me, but only my environment. WS: That's the basis of the game. FH: Yeah, I'd gathered that much. The server builds stuff and like, expands the client's house, right? FH: I mean their character's house! Obviously. WS: No, you're not getting it. WS: I'm not playing a character. WS: In this game, I AM the character. FH: It's you? WS: It's me. FH: That's FH: Okay, come on! How the fuck does that work?? WS: You asked me to tell you everything! I'm just giving you the full report. We can figure out what's going on here afterward. WS: Anyway, I had something a little more pressing on my mind. That's point number two. WS: There are meteors that are going to hit earth. FH: What?? How can you tell? WS: Because one of them almost wiped out my house. WS: And I wouldn't be surprised if another one's bearing down on you. FH: I don't see anything. FH: Maybe that was just you?? I don't know! FH: /ʃɪt/ dude, you're starting to scare me here, a little! WS: Then you need to start your game going. WS: Sburb is a program that can save us from these things, but not stop them. WS: Rather, it teleports us far outside of our normal realm of existence, and to somewhere completely different. WS: It puts us on a totally different world. WS: The world, I think you can see, is littered with lightningrods and thunderous lightning. FH: Yeah, definitely got the lightning thing. That is absolutely a thing that your screenshots conveyed. To me. Up there. FH: That place looks freaky as hell! FH: But kinda cool too. Pretty appropriate backdrop for an epic adventure! FH: How did you get there? What, did the game just transport you there right in the nick of time? WS: Oh no. WS: No, it was much worse than that. FH: /ʌ:/ WS: The game had led me up to making just one item for no money. WS: A white, shiny katana, and the meteor kept coming. WS: I was so scared.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 20:02:53 GMT -5
===-==>WS: I gave up completely. WS: I tried to end my life by plunging the katana into my chest. WS: I didn't want the game to end my life, so I tried to end it myself. WS: Before I could do anything, though, the katana vanished and I was teleported through to this place. WS: I don't really know how it worked. WS: But...
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 20:04:11 GMT -5
===-==>WS: I've never been so terrified in my life. FH: Jesus CHRIST, Shiro.[/b][/font][/color]
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 20:12:50 GMT -5
===-==>FH: Wait -- so you're fine then, right? You're not bleeding to death? You looked okay in the picture... WS: Yeah, the wound healed itself as soon as I arrived in this place. Or else maybe the katana never left a wound at all, I'm not totally sure. That's WS: Oh man, Bicé's messaging me. WS: I have to go. WS: Talk to you later!
-- wartimeStrategist [WS] ceased pestering forteHolder [FH] --
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 21:56:00 GMT -5
===-==>You are so popular today! -- delphicVoyager [DV] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
DV: John DV: John DV: John have you started playing SBURB yet? WS: Oh, hi Bicé! WS: I'm glad to hear from your bright and shining self! WS: But yeah, I have! WS: What's up with you? DV: I knoooowwwwww it must be rough, missing me so much all the time. DV: It's okay brosef. DV: I am here. DV: Also not a whole lot, I'm waiting on Flynn to connect and be my server so we can get rolling. DV: Any quips of wisdom for me? WS: As a matter of fact, yes! WS: Play quickly. WS: The timer on the thing called the alchemiter should not be taken lightly! WS: If you don't finish in time, it's a... uh... game over! WS: So hurry! DV: That's uh DV: an interesting way to start the game? DV: I'll assume that whatever the 'alchemiter' is will be self evident upon playing the game. WS: No, you actually have to glitch it in. WS: Originally it was the MissingNochemiter. WS: Yeah, it's pretty obvious. WS: And Flynn should provide it easily. WS: Unless the pretty boy doesn't stop being such a woobie jerkass. DV: But then I'll never be able to saaavvveeeeeee bluh bluh DV: That's good though, hopefully this will be straightforward. DV: Also is that resentment I'm sensing? DV: How now! What news dear Ratcliffe? WS: Nah! The kid's totally down with me! WS: That was my attempt at being hip. WS: But really, I don't bite my thumb at him. WS: He can just be pretty jerkish, but... WS: I almost can't help feeling bad for him, y'know? DV: John you are very hip with your poles. DV: Don't let anyone tell you differently my bromasaurus-rex. DV: But hmm hmmmmmmm. I've never really seen that side of him, I guess. DV: By the by, I meant to ask, what was the title they gave you with the winning and the game and all the bidnuss? WS: Oh that. WS: The "Conductor of Time" WS: Whatever that means. WS: What about you? DV: Damn that's cool. DV: brb getting you an ocarina DV: brb also developing nerd crush DV: But for real, that's cool. DV: If only we knew what they were fooorrrrrrrrr. DV: Also I got landed with Contessa of Life. DV: The ironnnyyyyyyyy. WS: Serious irony, brosephine. WS: I'm sure it'll make sense in the end, right? DV: Oh, absolutely. DV: If it doesn't, I'll be obliged to beat the sense into it. DV: Or some other stereotypical action-woman response involving breaking something until it works DV: Not even metaphorical constructs as feeble as titles are safe. WS: Truly it is because you are STRONG. WS: OR SOMETHING. WS: Oh well. WS: How's uncle? WS: Has he said anything about me? DV: Uncle is doing well, as always. DV: Ninja-ing around the house as he does. DV: You know you know. DV: You also know he loves you to death and were he up here right now would likely be pestering me to have "that nice young lad over again, he's a good sort and a good friend." DV: Or any slight variation of that. WS: Oh that crazy ol' coot! WS: I love him to death, y'know. WS: And I really will make an honest attempt to see you some time! WS: You make it out to my neck of the woods and we'll talk. DV: Tch, you two and your generation-crossing bromance. DV: I'll take your word for it! DV: And we'll see about getting over to your place, what with the spooky castles and nonsense. DV: Grand adventures to be had. WS: Man, I still haven't gotten very far in that thing! WS: Though with this game, I don't think I'll be doing that any time soon either. WS: Ah well, that's how life works! DV: Haha, why? DV: It is that addictive? DV: Damn, I wanna get started. DV: The hell, Flynn. WS: Last time I talked to him, he seemed to not even know you needed him! WS: A little bit of a jerk, no? WS: Or have you just not talked to him recently? DV: Haha, hey, be nice, this is my server player we're talking about here. DV: He went off saying something about needing five minutes to let the server software boot up. DV: This was twenty minutes ago. WS: Normally I'm not this cynical... WS: And don't tell him I suggested this! DV: o: WS: But pretend to be mad at him! WS: I think it would be hilarious! WS: But let him know eventually that you're pretending. WS: Go and torment, my partner in limes! DV: Ohoho! DV: Limes DV: Best premise under which to establish partnership. DV: Best. DV: And for you, my partner in citrus, it shall be done. DV: Many luls to be had. DV: I think I- WS: ... WS: Yes? DV: That's him, actually. DV: That timing DV: It was so beautiful. DV: You can't script that shit. DV: I'll talk to you soon brotato. WS: Spuds! DV: Precisely.
-- delphicVoyager [DV] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:18:50 GMT -5
Shiro: Get back in touch with Colin. What's he doing, even. The most popular. -- biomechArtisan [BA] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
BA: ... We need to talk. WS: Oh, hi Colin! WS: I'm alive, see! BA: Yeah, I figured you would be. SBURB has a clever way of screwing with all our minds. BA: Look, I have a bit of a request. Ease up on the alchemy. It's certainly cool, but Grist doesn't grow on trees WS: ... WS: But I've made all of this cool stuff! BA: ... And cat ears. BA: Loving the Trenchcoat, though. WS: Well, the cat ears were kind of hard to resist. WS: And I am digging the trenchcoat. WS: Who knew that Vocaloid and Mecha had such amazing results? BA: Anyway, those weren't the huge Grist-drainers.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:20:01 GMT -5
===-==>BA: That spiral abomination though... Seriously, I hope for your sake none of the locals find it and start a crazy spiral cult. BA: Gurren's bad enough, but crossing it with Uzumaki? WS: I was wondering what would happen.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:21:23 GMT -5
===-==>BA: Let's just hope you haven't single-handedly doomed the session.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:26:28 GMT -5
===-==>WS: Either I would end up with a flat disc, or I would end up with this... thing. WS: What I was amazed with, though... WS: Was just how much grist it took! BA: Yes. That's kind of the problem. Grist isn't just used for alchemy. BA: I need some of it too, so I can actually build your house up. My duty as the Server player and all. WS: The coat, the ears, and everything else cost maybe one or two grist a piece. WS: But the Uzumakey? WS: It cost almost twenty of each! BA: It was certainly The Drill that Pierced our Grist Cache. BA: figuratively speaking, of course. WS: Yeah. WS: I am sorry about wasting our resources, though. WS: I'll try and be more frugal in the future. BA: Well BA: It's not that big a deal, really. It just means you need to kill more imps. WS: I guess so. WS: And there seems to be plenty of them running around down here! BA: I suppose Level-Grinding is a center-piece for every RPG. WS: Oh yeah. WS: I have played Final Fantasy XII. BA: Marvelous world-building on that game, even if the climate zones make utterly no sense. BA: The cast felt like Aladdin Meets Star Wars, though. BA: ... Speaking of worlds, that's certainly an interesting planet you got yourself into. WS: Yes it is! WS: It's fine if you mind th-
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:26:56 GMT -5
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Post by Testbug on Mar 8, 2011 22:29:18 GMT -5
===-==>BA: ... That is some killer lag right there. WS: Sorry. WS: I heard something really strange, and this thing formed in front of me. BA: Thing? WS: It's a temporal distortion block. WS: They litter this place like no one's business. BA: Huh. Do you suppose it's a natural feature of this planet? Like the thunderstorms bloody everywhere? WS: I don't know. WS: The residents here seem to be rather afraid of them. BA: Hn. WS: These cute little guys are practically running in circles every time one lands. BA: Something tells me it isn't then. WS: Yeah, but think of how humans react to thunder and lightning. WS: Even though it's totally a common thing, we still lose our shit if it strikes close! BA: Maybe you should ask the locals for information. You know, Rule #1 of RPGs: Talk to everyone. WS: Do... WS: Do they speak english? BA: I'm not sure. See, this is where even my dreams get fuzzy - every player seemed to end up in a fundamentally different world than the others - I think every player's quest is tailor-made for them. WS: That's... WS: That's... WS: That's so cool! I can hardly believe it! WS: ... That wasn't intentional, I swear. BA: That said, if there's a quest, it probably means something's amiss and there's probably some kind of boss monster behind it. WS: Probably something that's been here a long time. WS: Something deep within the ground. WS: Ah well. WS: It's a shame I can't captchalogue these things! WS: If I could, I could probably mix them with all kinds of items! BA: ... then again... BA: Maybe that's a good thing. BA: The last thing the world needs is MORE Spiral Obsessions. WS: God forbid we mix the Uzumakey with the time blocks. BA: ... I could see THAT... BA: *sunglasses* BA: SPIRALLING out of control. BA: In any case, I should probably figure out how to find myself a server. WS: Knowing you, you'll probably end up with some damnable narcissist as your server player! BA: ... Remind me, after I've entered, to alchemize into existence a whole array of ambulatory eyebrows with their own Health Vials... BA: and contact you simply so I could raise them all at you. All the eyebrows. All of them. WS: Oh. WS: Well, thanks for checking in on me. WS: Isn't there someone you know who has been active lately? WS: Someone we both know? WS: Who also won a spot in the competition? WS: For having her story be absolutely... WS: *Starglasses* WS: Sweet? BA: You know... BA: That actually could be a good idea! BA: She's one of the few people I know on Exie Archie who have as much interest in Nature. WS: Yup! BA: .... Do you suppose she'll manage to get her game on time, though? BA: Her aunt and all... WS: I think she'll do it. WS: Even if she may be a bit crazy, I believe in her. WS: Her journey's gonna be a bit bumpier, but I'm almost positive she'll do just as well as the rest of us. BA: Oh, I know her heart's in the right place. BA: Besides, if there's one thing I've learned, is never underestimate the power of Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows. WS: If there's one thing I'VE learned? WS: It's that you should never underestimate the power of Rainbow Robotic Unicorns. BA: ... No shame. No shame whatsoever. But that's how it is... BA: Always.That's all! Time to leave this convo and get- Shiro: Pester someone about your current feelings! It's not safe to leave them like that!Well... Okay. Let's do it. WS: Hey. WS: Speaking of Kitten. WS: I'm having a tiny problem. WS: She's uh... WS: She's upset with me. WS: I think. BA: How so? WS: Well, she started talking to me all about how she knew something. WS: Something about this symbol that I totally know now! WS: The symbol for the place in my dreams. WS: But when I approached her about it, she got very... odd. WS: And started talking about someone she'd promised to. WS: Of course I'd gotten a little upset because she didn't want to talk to me about it, and apparently me being upset made her all kinds of upset. WS: And now I can't get a hold of her at all. WS: And.. And I feel kinda bad about it. BA: She's probably dealing with something in real life. BA: Maybe her aunt. WS: But she seemed generally distraught about me being unhappy. BA: You two are pretty close, aren't you? WS: I'd like to think so. BA: If I felt like I made one of my close friends unhappy, I'd probably be upset too. BA: Maybe the issue will surface again and resolve itself later when you're both ready. WS: I... WS: I guess so. WS: Thanks, Colin. WS: You're awesome. BA: Anytime, Shiro. ^^ Glad I could be of some assistance. WS: Anyway, I think I'm gonna start talking to these guys. WS: They're actually pretty close by, now. BA: Good luck! WS: Bye!
-- wartimeStrategist [WS] ceased pestering biomechArtisan [BA] --WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad (animeputer shades equipped, don't take sylladex space] Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 6/50 Grist 2/50 Quartz B$250
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Post by Testbug on Mar 9, 2011 19:07:09 GMT -5
Shiro: You. Are so. GODDAMN POPULAR TODAY. Answer chum. Who the hell is that? Better answer them! Popularity abound. -- monarchistArrangement [MA] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
MA: hey MA: youre john right WS: Yeah, that's me! WS: Aren't you... MA: exie archies creator MA: yeah MA: its me WS: Oh. WS: Well, as honoring as this is... WS: I do have to wonder why you're messaging me! WS: Don't you have other things to be doing? MA: no not really MA: i think this is the most fucking important thing i can be doing lol MA: i mean really what the fuck else is there to do but masturbate furiously and update the fucking obnoxious website server MA: am i right WS: I... WS: I wouldn't really know. WS: But if you say so, I guess. WS: ... WS: ..... MA: god stop being so fucking quiet MA: its seriously annoying as shit WS: Sorry, I guess I was just expecting someone ... MA: professional WS: I was going for less profane. WS: But yeah, yours works too. MA: lol MA: that was pretty funny MA: for some shitbrain like you WS: Wow. WS: This is really uncomfortable. WS: Can you maybe stop being so vulgar? WS: I honestly feel a little offended. MA: look here fuckface MA: just cause i enjoy my lols and my curse words doesn't mean some little dickmuncher like you can tell me off WS: I wasn't telling you off! MA: shut the fuck up MA: i have the power to delete your account MA: start you back at the bottom of the ladder WS: Why are you being so mean? MA: my deleting fingers getting twitchy whitehearst WS: Wait! WS: Please don't. WS: I'm sorry for what I said. WS: I didn't mean to make you upset. MA: thats better MA: you faggot MA: now im gonna go MA: im gonna fuck some shit up on black ops MA: i suggest you go try and fuck some shit up on your own MA: fucking faggot
-- monarchistArranger [MA] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
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Post by Testbug on Mar 11, 2011 21:09:21 GMT -5
===-==>fucking faggotWHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 6/50 Grist 2/50 Quartz B$250
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Post by Testbug on Mar 12, 2011 2:31:47 GMT -5
Shiro: fuck shit up. Stupid lousy no good rotten administrators! Stuipd lousy no good rotten threats! AND YOU ARE TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERfuckING IMPS IN YOUR MOTHERfuckING MEDIUM The imp has been slain.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 12, 2011 2:32:30 GMT -5
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Post by Testbug on Mar 12, 2011 2:33:21 GMT -5
===-==>You pick up the USELESSMAKI for a brief moment, and throw it at another imp. Another imp has been slain.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 12, 2011 2:33:49 GMT -5
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Post by Testbug on Mar 12, 2011 2:39:15 GMT -5
===-==>Okay look. You're fine with killing things. You're even fine with catching the USELESSMAKI after it made its ridiculously arced return trip to your palm. But if you have to sit here and make a thousand references to things you honestly don't care about... You will get pissed. You level up twice. Bigger Caches. One new cache. You loot the corpses. You get a new type of grist, some grist, and some quartz. WHAT DO YOU DO? === [CHESS MODUS] King: iPad Queen: Wi-Fi Hub Knight: EMPTY Bishop: Sburb (Client) Rook: DAD's Katana Pawn: Strange Figurine Base [STRIFE SPECUBI] polekind: Training Pole God Save The King Royal Shock Uselessmaki 2polekind: 2x Training Pole 2x Citadel Pennons [SBURB STATS] 46/100 Grist 39/100 Quartz 4/30 Silica B$525
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Post by Testbug on Mar 13, 2011 20:48:53 GMT -5
Shiro: Encourage server player.As you wish! -- wartimeStrategist [WS] began pestering biomechArtisan [BA] --
WS: Colin, have you ever talked to Exie Archie's administrator? WS: Because if you haven't, I'm envious. BA: I haven't really talked to any of the higher-ups. I sort of got sucked into the forum through a friend and I've been there ever since. WS: Well, he's a huge jerk. WS: And I'm really pretty pissed off right now. BA: One of those high-and-mighty assholes, then? WS: Sorta. WS: He reminds me of a fifteen year old FPS gamer. BA: Sad thing is.... He probably is. WS: Why are all of my realities shattered instantly? WS: I'd rather have you as an Admin! WS: And an ideal moderator could even be someone like Bustin! BA: At least you can take a small bit of comfort in the fact that he is highly unlikely to survive the Reckoning. WS: I hope he doesn't. WS: I really do. WS: Anyway, you should be building before I decide I need a Hidden Spiral Headband. BA: On it!
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Post by Testbug on Mar 13, 2011 20:50:09 GMT -5
Shiro: ASSESS current construct of home.WS: ... WS: That's a lot of ladders. BA: You should see how much this game charges for stairs. WS: Oh. BA: I'd suppose even an elevator platform would be cheaper. Not like the game is giving me the option. WS: Why not build a lever? WS: And then put something really heavy on one end, to lift me up. BA: Probably because you may need to have the ability to move between floors. BA: You may never know where the gates will lead you. WS: ... WS: That's true! WS: But man, the gate is so far away! WS: It could take forever to get there. BA: It's probably not as far as it seems. WS: But... WS: But it's like three stories up! BA: Stories that I am rapidly weaving as we speak. BA: Look, we're in the early levels now, right? BA: I'm sure later level monsters drop more grist and make the stair costs a bit less crazy. BA: Which means I can retroactively add them. BA: Making the whole complex more navigable. BA: ... Either way. BA: It's not like either of us have anything better to do. WS: Well... WS: The suggestions that keep aching at the back of my mind are pointing towards going down there and exploring. WS: But it's really far down, and I'm scared of jumping. WS: I think the gate will take me there. And I need to be there! BA: I'm givin' 'er all I can, she cannae take much more o' this, cap'n! BA: ... Read the above in a terrible Scottish accent. WS: Oh, Scotty.
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Post by Testbug on Mar 13, 2011 20:51:32 GMT -5
Shiro: Slay imps as necessary, preferably in a showy and cinematic fashion. BA: ... It appears that you just... *sunglasses* Engineered us some more Grist. BA: Suddenly, Imps, Thousands of them? WS: No. WS: Just one. WS: I went to get the hoard of grist the Uzumakey had killed, and another imp showed up. WS: So I killed it. WS: It's pretty relaxing, killing these things. BA: I'd imagine so. Just remember what happens to people getting obsessed with killing things. BA: They end up making heartfelt monologues and being terrible bishies. BA: Usually with swords larger than they are. WS: You mean.... WS: I could be Sasuke?! BA: ... I thought his schtick was Kunai. Or like Huge bloody Glaives on a string... Oh wait. Not THAT Sasuke. The Fail Sasuke. BA: 'Sides. I was thinking more Kenshin. The red-haired one, not the Glaceon. WS: Bah! WS: Regardless, I think maybe this game is letting me relax a little bit. WS: Maybe it's because they're imps, or because I've gone bonkers, but it's more fun than I thought it would be. BA: Either that, or you're just taking out years of built-up aggressions on things you can smash for a change without fearing repercussions. BA: That said. BA: I suppose that as long as it's reserved to this game's underlings, this manner of violence may be quite welcome. WS: Yeah. WS: I guess I'm just mad at the admin, as opposed to anything else. BA: Internet douchebags. Even the end of the world will not stop them from trying to have the last word, eh? WS: Yeah. WS: So what's the plan after we get to the first gate? BA: I suppose you need to figure that out on your own. Have you tried talking to the locals? WS: I can't get down to them! WS: I told you, I'm too high up to get to them. WS: And I have no idea what to do other than get to the gate. BA: Then that's our first step after we get you to the gate, I think. WS: ... WS: Colin. WS: I am several stories too high to get to them. WS: Save paper airplanes, I don't know how I'm going to communicate with them. BA: Call me crazy... BA: But I think that to go down... BA: We need to go up. WS: That sounds crazy enough to wor- OH MY GOD WS: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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