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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 0:25:02 GMT -5
I’m starting a mandatory rp topic. Everyone has to put in at least one character to participate in my rp. Even the scrap kids. Once you are in this topic your free will is limited and your characters will act according to a plot that I have taken the precious time to lay out. If you object to this or if you refuse to participate I’ll force-auto your characters to get the desired cast and story. You have no right to object to the autoing of your character because this rp is going to be bigger than you or whatever plotines or characters you’re trying to develop. This is going to change the face of rp, possibly forever, so sacrifices must be made for the greater good.
You might be wondering why I’m forcing a mandatory topic on you. It might seem unfair. It’s not. I’m starting this thread to let you all know that I’ve had it with the rp. I’ve had it with my topics not moving. I’ve had it with not being invited into topics. And I’m fed up with the site in general. I’m going to demand that you all change your attitudes immediately.
Also, since Lee has proven to be a terrible internet-dad, I demand that someone step in and take the reins from him. The natural choice may be from the other existing staff members, however I propose myself. I am obviously the most dedicated member there is, logging in at least once a month to lurk. I hereby demand to be site owner. Once I am site owner I will change the title to site king. I will be king of the Exodus.
If you move this topic, alter it, or refute my demands in any way, you are not only abusing your administrator rights to serve your own interests, but you are violating my constitutional right to start awesome rps and be a king.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 1, 2011 0:36:15 GMT -5
I enroll Terrian.
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Post by Ninety on Jul 1, 2011 1:30:07 GMT -5
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 2:16:41 GMT -5
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Post by ch00beh on Jul 1, 2011 2:18:33 GMT -5
Moved this topic to ORP discussion. Sorry! I didn't think it belonged where you initially put it.
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Post by Tout-Perd on Jul 1, 2011 7:39:05 GMT -5
I enroll my character who is both invisible and catatonic. I've already posted in the topic thirty times, but you can't see the posts. (It's fine, considering that it's mostly thirty different ways of saying "drooling vacantly".
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Post by Loogs on Jul 1, 2011 8:38:00 GMT -5
I guess I'm enrolling Hector.
iron mouse troll is best troll
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 1, 2011 10:50:55 GMT -5
Moved this topic to ORP discussion. Sorry! I didn't think it belonged where you initially put it. I merged the two topics into one. That is only sensible, and therefore I await Iron Mouse's fury.
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 12:04:12 GMT -5
Moved this topic to ORP discussion. Sorry! I didn't think it belonged where you initially put it. I merged the two topics into one. That is only sensible, and therefore I await Iron Mouse's fury. How dare you move my topic to the same spot, move it into orp discussion, split it into two topics somehow, merge it back together, and put it back where it was! This is why no one wants to rp or play games with you guys! You've all become corrupt, despicable bastards, ruling the boards unchecked, making arbitrary decisions that other site members are powerless against, and suckling at the teat of a passive puppet-ruler! Also it doesn't need to be in orp discussion. Any character will do. APCARP, FRP, ORP, Aleta, all are welcome. Also I would like to say that I appreciate how well received my rise to power has been. Soon everyone on the site will bend to my will and think everything I say is the smartest, funniest thing ever...I believe I will become Pohatu.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 1, 2011 12:17:09 GMT -5
Stop going on about "becoming Pohatu", okay? I don't get it and it really kind of bothers me!!
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 16:44:11 GMT -5
Something bluh bluh something and it really kind of bothers me!! Firstly that last sentence only needed one exclamation point. That sort of showboating douchebaggery is what I'm talking about. You think you're so cool because of your Ishkabibble and your popular characters. But the only reason anyone likes you is because you put out.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 1, 2011 17:00:51 GMT -5
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Prime
Saeptum Agent
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Agent of Truth
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Post by Prime on Jul 1, 2011 17:07:49 GMT -5
You should be glad I'm not still an admin, little Iron Mouse. I would've made you post the RP too.
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 17:32:08 GMT -5
Pohatu knows my weakness... CURSE YOU OVARIES!
Prime, what part of this topic leads you to believe that I am joking about any of my demands. I fully intend to force everyone into an rp and become a King. Also I'm considering that post an abuse of power since you were flaunting an admin status, past present or future, in front of non-admin readers.That's offensive and wrong.
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Prime
Saeptum Agent
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Agent of Truth
Posts: 399
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Post by Prime on Jul 1, 2011 18:13:33 GMT -5
So is having red hair and free will. History is written by the victors.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jul 1, 2011 20:02:55 GMT -5
None of you have free will. All your free will are belong to DL!!1!
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 1, 2011 21:28:21 GMT -5
DL is my campaign manager because of his subtle nature.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 1, 2011 21:42:14 GMT -5
I'm surprised. He doesn't seem assertive enough.
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Post by AngelicTragedy on Jul 1, 2011 21:46:08 GMT -5
You don't need to be assertive when you're this damn good.
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Post by Hamuu on Jul 3, 2011 12:43:49 GMT -5
*raises hand*
Under this new regime may I be Kuro instead of Bulbs?
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Post by Kuroboom on Jul 4, 2011 14:24:36 GMT -5
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 5, 2011 11:16:44 GMT -5
I will allow this. Original Kuro, you will now have to find a new name. Sorry. Is the way the ball bounces, yes?
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 5, 2011 11:57:35 GMT -5
Kuro is Niji.
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Post by Kuroboom on Jul 5, 2011 15:50:25 GMT -5
I have a much simpler way of settling disputes and that's a pipe wrench fight. I challenge Iron Mouse's claim to the throne. I'll see you on the field of honor.
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Post by Beelzebibble on Jul 6, 2011 8:45:35 GMT -5
Silly Niji! You can't have a pipe wrench fight over the Internet!!
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Post by Iron Mouse on Jul 6, 2011 11:18:56 GMT -5
He's right Niji. We can't do pipe wrenches. We'll have to settle this the old fashioned way; in our gundams...Gundam?...What's the plural for gundam?
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