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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 16:22:02 GMT -5
===-==>Cute. These were actually a gift from an old friend a loooong time ago, back when you had just started playing a game over the mail by means of a big box and a list of wishes. Ahh, youth. You captchalogue the clips under Hermes, because duh, wings.
- Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [Spoon, , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [DoctorWhoShrine, , ] : Dionysus [Glasso'RootBeer, ,BottleShards] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [Chessboard, , ] : Aphrodite [MoulinRougePoster, , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette,WingClips, ] Strife : firearmKind : Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 16:26:58 GMT -5
Bicé: Talk to Shiro! He's lonely.That's pretty much exactly what you were going to do, what with all this reminiscing about your childhood.
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 16:27:52 GMT -5
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 16:29:31 GMT -5
===-==>yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh god why did you ever stop playing softball.
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 17:10:09 GMT -5
===-==>-- delphicVoyager [DV] began pestering wartimeStrategist [WS]. --
DV: John DV: John DV: John have you started playing SBURB yet? WS: Oh, hi Bicé! WS: I'm glad to hear from your bright and shining self! WS: But yeah, I have! WS: What's up with you? DV: I knoooowwwwww it must be rough, missing me so much all the time. DV: It's okay brosef. DV: I am here. DV: Also not a whole lot, I'm waiting on Flynn to connect and be my server so we can get rolling. DV: Any quips of wisdom for me? WS: As a matter of fact, yes! WS: Play quickly. WS: The timer on the thing called the alchemiter should not be taken lightly! WS: If you don't finish in time, it's a... uh... game over! WS: So hurry! DV: That's uh DV: an interesting way to start the game? DV: I'll assume that whatever the 'alchemiter' is will be self evident upon playing the game. WS: No, you actually have to glitch it in. WS: Originally it was the MissingNochemiter. WS: Yeah, it's pretty obvious. WS: And Flynn should provide it easily. WS: Unless the pretty boy doesn't stop being such a woobie jerkass. DV: But then I'll never be able to saaavvveeeeeee bluh bluh DV: That's good though, hopefully this will be straightforward. DV: Also is that resentment I'm sensing? DV: How now! What news dear Ratcliffe?
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 17:11:29 GMT -5
WS: Nah! The kid's totally down with me! WS: That was my attempt at being hip. WS: But really, I don't bite my thumb at him. WS: He can just be pretty jerkish, but... WS: I almost can't help feeling bad for him, y'know? DV: John you are very hip with your poles. DV: Don't let anyone tell you differently my bromasaurus-rex. DV: But hmm hmmmmmmm. I've never really seen that side of him, I guess. DV: By the by, I meant to ask, what was the title they gave you with the winning and the game and all the bidnuss? WS: Oh that. WS: The "Conductor of Time" WS: Whatever that means. WS: What about you? DV: Damn that's cool. DV: brb getting you an ocarina DV: brb also developing nerd crush DV: But for real, that's cool. DV: If only we knew what they were fooorrrrrrrrr. DV: Also I got landed with Contessa of Life. DV: The ironnnyyyyyyyy. WS: Serious irony, brosephine. WS: I'm sure it'll make sense in the end, right? DV: Oh, absolutely. DV: If it doesn't, I'll be obliged to beat the sense into it. DV: Or some other stereotypical action-woman response involving breaking something until it works DV: Not even metaphorical constructs as feeble as titles are safe.
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 17:12:21 GMT -5
This is clearly the best thing you could have been doing right now. the certificate of authenticity claims that this is the same bedazzled hat that Christina Aguilera wore during that one scene in Burlesque. So fancy. WS: Truly it is because you are STRONG. WS: OR SOMETHING. WS: Oh well. WS: How's uncle? WS: Has he said anything about me? DV: Uncle is doing well, as always. DV: Ninja-ing around the house as he does. DV: You know you know. DV: You also know he loves you to death and were he up here right now would likely be pestering me to have "that nice young lad over again, he's a good sort and a good friend." DV: Or any slight variation of that. WS: Oh that crazy ol' coot! WS: I love him to death, y'know. WS: And I really will make an honest attempt to see you some time! WS: You make it out to my neck of the woods and we'll talk. DV: Tch, you two and your generation-crossing bromance. DV: I'll take your word for it! DV: And we'll see about getting over to your place, what with the spooky castles and nonsense. DV: Grand adventures to be had. WS: Man, I still haven't gotten very far in that thing! WS: Though with this game, I don't think I'll be doing that any time soon either. WS: Ah well, that's how life works! DV: Haha, why? DV: It is that addictive? DV: Damn, I wanna get started. DV: The hell, Flynn. WS: Last time I talked to him, he seemed to not even know you needed him! WS: A little bit of a jerk, no? WS: Or have you just not talked to him recently? DV: Haha, hey, be nice, this is my server player we're talking about here. DV: He went off saying something about needing five minutes to let the server software boot up. DV: This was twenty minutes ago. WS: Normally I'm not this cynical... WS: And don't tell him I suggested this! DV: o: WS: But pretend to be mad at him! WS: I think it would be hilarious! WS: But let him know eventually that you're pretending. WS: Go and torment, my partner in limes! DV: Ohoho! DV: Limes DV: Best premise under which to establish partnership. DV: Best. DV: And for you, my partner in citrus, it shall be done. DV: Many luls to be had. DV: I think I-
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 17:13:31 GMT -5
WS: ... WS: Yes? DV: That's him, actually. DV: That timing DV: It was so beautiful. DV: You can't script that shit. DV: I'll talk to you soon brotato. WS: Spuds! DV: Precisely.
-- delphicVoyager [DV] ceased pestering wartimeStrategist [WS] --
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 22:58:47 GMT -5
===-==>-- forteHolder [FH] began pestering delphicVoyager [DV] --
FH: /heɪ ʌm/ FH: I kinda need an extension. Is that okay? FH: Got to find my charger before I load the game up. I'm on my last legs over here! DV: Uh, sure DV: It's fine, just let me know when you get situated.
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
forteHolder [FH] is online.
FH: /fʌkɪŋ/ FH: Sorry! My computer keeps blacking out on me. FH: It's really
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
forteHolder [FH] is online.
FH: Augh /sɒri/ /sɒri/ !! FH: Hey but listen, are you okay where you are? Like, I mean, there isn't a meteor bearing down on your house or anything, right?? DV: Meteors, huh? DV: You know I was wondering what that was.
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
forteHolder [FH] is online.
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
forteHolder [FH] is online.
FH: Oh my god are you telling the truth?? FH: Shit shit shit shit shit!! DV: Woah DV: You're being serious, aren't you? DV: I was actually joking so uh. DV: What's this about a meteor?
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
DV: Actually DV: Don't worry about answering that, go find your charger, if I keep watching your pesterchum icon keep flashing on and off I'm going to become epileptic.
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 22:59:35 GMT -5
Oh god dammit. forteHolder [FH] is online.
FH: Oh man okay /ʰwyu/ FH: You had me going for a minute there. Ha ha! FH: I was really / / FH: All right never mind I'm gonna get this started on the reals now. I swear it won't be long. A minute maybe. One minute and twenty-one seconds /tɒps/. FH: But listen, I'm not kidding, if there turns out to be like a meteor or a tornado or like, a cascade of lava coming your way and I'm not back yet... don't wait for me, okay? Ask someone else to be your server. Okay?? I mean it. Forget about me! DV: Flynn you're freaking me out a little. DV: But I'll ah, keep that in mind. DV: I'm counting on you not to bail on me maaaang, DV: So go do your thing. FH: Got it! Back in a flash.
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
forteHolder [FH] is online.
FH: /sɒri/ !!!
-- forteHolder [FH] ceased pestering delphicVoyager [DV] --
forteHolder [FH] is offline.
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Post by Belle on Apr 13, 2011 23:01:32 GMT -5
Poor guy. Sometimes you worry about him. Sigh. - Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [Spoon, , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [DoctorWhoShrine, , ] : Dionysus [Glasso'RootBeer, ,BottleShards] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [Chessboard, , ] : Aphrodite [MoulinRougePoster, , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette,WingClips, ] Strife : firearmKind : Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Apr 21, 2011 23:16:35 GMT -5
Bicé: Take off that dumb hat. Put those wings back on. Oh hell no. Clearly we are not talking about the same hat here, as this one pretty much rules. Have you seen Burlesque? Ignoring the face that Cher and Christina are pretty much terrible actors though that's not the point because it's a musical and really who is chosen for a musical role based on their acting ability, and the entirety of the film spread itself too th okay no wait that's not the direction you wanted to go in. Point is, This hat is totally awesome and that's all there is to say on the m-
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Post by Belle on Apr 21, 2011 23:19:28 GMT -5
===-==>oh god there is shitty glitter everywhere get it off get it off
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Post by Belle on Apr 21, 2011 23:21:08 GMT -5
===-==>Fine, whatever, forget the hat. You toss it back in the general direction of where you had initially grabbed it from or something.
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Post by Belle on Apr 21, 2011 23:23:58 GMT -5
===-==>You decide to try something different for a while using the wings. The card in which they are stored is equipped, though other than that there aren't any real changes to your modus. How anti-climactic.
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Post by Belle on Apr 21, 2011 23:26:19 GMT -5
===-==>Hello, forehead.
- Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [Spoon, , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [DoctorWhoShrine, , ] : Dionysus [Glasso'RootBeer, ,BottleShards] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [Chessboard, , ] : Aphrodite [MoulinRougePoster, , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette,WingClips, ] Strife : firearmKind : Desert Eagle
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 1:57:24 GMT -5
Bicé: These cosmetic changes are very silly and ultimately inconsequential! Insert the Sburb client disc right away so at least it can be loading while you continue to indulge in such frivolities. But.. But the other disembodied voices were saying t-
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 1:58:16 GMT -5
Bicé: NO WAIT. Bicé: Do another cosmetic change. Bicé: Then talk to Shiro. He has something super important to say trust me.
Bicé: NO. First insert client disc, THEN cosmetic changes and huge tool pestering. YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE HERE, HONEYBUNCHES. ... uh honeybunches?
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 1:58:58 GMT -5
Bicé: OBJECTION!okay admittedly you're not sure why you did that either
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:00:00 GMT -5
Bicé: The flaw in that argument is that... Bicé: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN DANGER YET! Bicé: So pester Shiro... Bicé: BECAUSE YOU'RE BROS! Bicé: WRONG! Bicé: Flynn already spoke about meteors in a tone which you correctly identified as sincere! Bicé: That should be incentive enough for you to want to get that disc going!!
You decide to take advantage of this distaction created by cracks in the fourth wall as the reader argues amongst itself, and grab the Spike Spiegel figurine from the shrine. You allocate him to Ares.
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:01:17 GMT -5
Bicé: But you haven't seen any reasons that would indicate any level of urgency! Bicé: Besides, hasn't Flynn been trying to get with you? Bicé: This could just be another ploy.... Bicé: JUST TO GET CLOSER TO YOU!Settled back on your bed once more, you examine your forehead thoroughly with the palm of your head, having just applied it. To your forehead, that is. The urge to sing memorable British tunes about coconuts is overwhelming. You can't quite explain why.
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:08:37 GMT -5
Bicé: Ignore your suitors. Insert sburb disc. The voice of reason, at last.
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:11:19 GMT -5
===-==>You turn your attention back to your computer.
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:12:04 GMT -5
===-==>There. Are we all happy now?
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:12:43 GMT -5
Bicé:Indulge your stalkers. Ignore your suitors. Daydream. Certainly. What about? Bicé: Ignore your suitors. Pine over someone else just to add more romantic tension. mmmmmmmmm Pine
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Post by Belle on Jun 20, 2011 2:15:13 GMT -5
That's just about enough of that, now.You've got bigger venison to vvvvvvvvvv well there aren't really any cooking methods that begin with the letter V but you get the idea - Dodekatheon Modus Zeus [ , , ] : Hera [ , , ] Poseidon [Spoon, , ] : Demeter [ , , ] Athena [DoctorWhoShrine, , ] : Dionysus [Glasso'RootBeer, ,BottleShards] Apollo [TargetSheet, ApolloStatuette , ] : Artemis [ , , ] Ares [Chessboard,SpiegelFigurine, ] : Aphrodite [MoulinRougePoster, , ] Hephaestus [ , , ] : Hermes [HermesStatuette,WingClips, ] Strife : firearmKind : Desert Eagle
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